• 1-To Sleep, Perchance to Dream

~*~

This is my entry into I luv Kai's weird pairings
contest. It's a Yami/Honda yaoi
pairing. Once again, this is a yaoi
pairing. Meaning there are two guys in
a relationship. If it isn't your cup of
tea, turn back now. Also, this is my
first lemon. I really could use some
constructive input on it.

Disclaimer: I don't
own Yu-Gi-Oh, never have, never will.
Such is life. *shrug* oh
well...maybe the next major cartoon/anime hit will be mine. *yeah right*

******

Oh, how his back itched.
He tried scratching it, but he just couldn't reach the spot. Making sure his voice could be heard, he
looked up at Shizuka, who was holding him against her breasts. "What's a monkey got to do to get a
back scratching around here?"

Shizuka looked down at him and smiled, "Where does it
itch, Honda?" she asked as she found the spot.

"I could stay here all day..." he sighed.

"No you can't."

"What?"

"I have a date with Otogi tonight. He's the one I love. He's the one who actually knows
something about dueling! What am I
going to do with a pathetic loser like you?
I mean, you're stuck in the body of a robot monkey. It's cute and all, but really, I'm much too
beautiful to date a loser like you.
Come back when you know how to duel!"

He jumped out of Shizuka's arms as his body turned back into
that of a human. Otogi came up behind
her, and pulled her into his arms.
"Sorry loser, but what would a angel like this want with a loser
like you?" Otogi said to Honda,
mimicking Shizuka's earlier words.
Honda turned away when Otogi drew her ian oan open-mouthed kiss.

~*~

Honda sat up in bed.
It was the third time this week he had had that nightmare. But it's not a nightmare! duel! I'll win Shizuka back! And with that thought, Honda had the
first good night's sleep he had had in a long time.

******

At lunch the next day, Honda pulled Yugi aside. "Hey Yugi, I have a big favor to ask of
you."

"Sure, Honda, ask away, I'll be glad to help."

"Well, it's like this,
you have a tendency to get into...situations. I'm your friend and all, but last time we got into one of these
situations...let's just say...what I'm trying to say is, I'm not going to let
them make a monkey out of me again! Can
you teach me how to duel?"

"My grandfather's really a better teacher than I
am. You should ask him," responded
Yugi.

"Unh uh, no way!
I saw what he did to Jounouchi, I'm not going to let him do that to
me!"

Yugi laughed.
"Yeah, I guess he did put him through the ringer, I'd be glad to
help. When do you want to start?"

"Great! Any
time I guess, this afternoon is free."

"Oh, ok. How
about we meet at my grandfather's shop after school? We can work in my room."

Honda ran over and lifted his small friend up in a tight
embrace. "You are the best
Yugi!"

"Honda...can't...breathe..."

"Oh, sorry," he replied, putting Yugi down.

The bell signaling the end of lunch rang, and both boys
hurriedly gathered their stuff and headed to class.

*******

"Honda!"
Yugi cried as Honda put down another card face down. "You can't rely entirely on trap
cards."

"Why not?"

"You just can't!"
Yugi had been trying to explain this for 2 weeks, and Honda still didn't
seem to understand. "I quit!"

*Yugi, how do you expect him to learn? You aren't giving him the information he
needs to fix it.*

*Yami, I've tried.
I've told him time and time again that he needs more than a few monsters
and all trap cards. I quit! I'm done.
I can't help him.*

*Yugi, perhaps I should give it a shot. I think I can help.*

"Earth to Yugi.
What's going on in there."
Honda waved his hand in front of the shorter boy's face.

Yami took control of Yugi's body, and started to speak to
Honda. "You can't use all trap
cards because there are other cards that can make them inoperable."

"Like...come on, give me a clue here, I'm just
learning."

"Like Jinzo for example," Yami explained.

"Jinzo, that's the one with the pink mask in
Jounouchi's deck, right?"

"Yes, Honda, that monster makes it so you cannot use
any trap cards the entire time it is on the field. If your deck is constructed of mostly trap cards, your would lose
quickly if Jinzo or another card like it took out all of your traps."

"But Yugi told Jounouchi that he had too many monster
cards. I didn't want to make that
mistake. I've seen trap cards pull you
and Yugi out of more tight spots than I can remember. I figured that was part of what makeu twu two so good, is the
trap cards."

"Well, you are partially correct. A good deck needs trap cards. However, it also needs magic cards, and
monster cards. You cannot rely on just
one type of card, it weakens your deck."

"You're better at this than Yugi..." Honda started.

"I think our dueling skills are comparable..."

Honda interrupted, "No, I mean teaching. I just wanted an explanation, and all I got
was exasperation."

"He may not be the best choice for a teacher. It is difficult to explain things that come
naturally to you."

 p>

"Well, will you teach me?"

*Yugi, would you mind if I did?*

*Please do! I give
up. It's just too hard for me to teach
him.*

"Very well, I'll teach you. Now, what cards would you like to keep for sure, and what cards
are you debating about, and what cards do you think need to go?"

Yami watched and helped Honda place each of his cards in
different piles. After a few trips to
the game shop down stairs, both felt they had a deck worth using in a duel.

"Thanks .

"The fun stuff?"
Yami repeated, confused.

"Yeah, I mean, the actual dueling. Can we?"

Yami smiled at him, "Of course. After school, when you had planned to meet
with Yugi?"

"Yeah, I gotta go.
I'll see you then!" Honda
picked up his deck and backpack and ran out the door.

*******

Oh, how his back itched.
He reached around to scratch it, but he just couldn't reach it.

"Here, let me help you with that." Yami said, picking him up.

"That's perfect, thank you." Honda's mechanical blue eyes met Yami's
crimson ones.

"It's my pleasure.
I'll do anything to help you."

"Anything? I've
been wondering, since I'm stuck in this monkey suit, I mean, is it fully
functional?"

"Fully functional?
Ah, I see. It would be easier if
you were out of it..." Yami lifted
him by his tail, pulling the monkey-body away from Honda's human frame. He smiled as he examined the nude body. His spiky hair tickled Honda's chin as he
made his way down the taller boy's chest with his lips. "I think that t/i> /i> body is fully
functional, don't you?"

~*~

Honda sat up in bed, panting. He quickly got out of bed and took of his wet boxers. I can't believe I just had a wet
dream...about Yami. I can't like
Yami. I mean, he's a guy...right? I don't like guys...I like Shizuka. Yami is handsome and smart and brave...He
felt himself getting hard again. Get
a hold of yourself, Honda. He's Yami. You know, Yugi's other half. You can't have a thing for him...can you?

Honda pondered his relationship with Yami for the rest of
the night, and decided he couldn't wait to see him the next day for their
lesson.

*******

*Yugi?*

*Yes Yami?*

*I need to ask you something...*

*Well, go ahead, I don't bite.*

You might.

*Hmm?*

*Nothing Aibou.
Just...how would you feel if I got into a relationship?*

Yugi was taken aback.
That wasn't something he had considered before, at least not
seriously. On one hand, it was
Yugi's body Yami was using; it would be kind of odd for Yami to go all the way
with someone before Yugi had. On the
other, Yami had just as much right as anyone to love and be loved.

*Yugi? You still
there?*

*Yes, Yami, I'm still here.
I...I think it would beat eat if you got into a relationship! Who is she?*

*Well...I...it's...*

*Yami? I've never
heard you stutter before.*

*He...he's a friend of yours.*

*He? Yami! You have to tell me! Jounouchi?*

&s]> 

*No...*

*Bakura?*

*No. Taller.*

*Not Jounouchi or Bakura, not Anzu, she's the wrong
gender. That leaves, Honda?*

*Yes. Since I've
started tutoring him in Duel Monsters, we've grown close. And, well, it's just, I look into his eyes,
and I'm starting to think he may feel the same way about me.*

*Yami, go for it! It
caught me off guard, but I think you two would be perfect together. Just tell me before you do anything... I'll lock myself in my soul room, and won't
come out until you give me an all clear.
This is great! I'm so happy for
you!*

Yami smiled at his bouncing hikari. *I'm glad you approve, Aibou, now if I can
only get up the courage to tell him myself.*

*******

Sitting on the grass in the park, Honda turned away from
where Shizuka and Otogi were kissing. You'd
think they'd be kind enough not to do that in front of me. With his head down, he didn't see Yami
walking towards him. "They should
get a room," he muttered under his breath.

"A room?"
Yami raised an eyebrow at his protégé.

"It's an expression.
It means a hotel room, so that no one has to watch what they're
doing."

"Does it bother you that much?"

"It did. Now,
it just makes me wish I had someone.
You know?" Honda shrugged.

"I think so."

"Besides, I don't think Shizuka is my type..."

"Really? What
is 'your type'?"

Honda smiled at Yami, blushing slightly. "I donnow,now, I don't know anything
anymore. Ever since you started
teaching me Duel Monsters, things just don't fit in my mind anymore. I like girls...at least, I thought I
did...and now..." He sighed, not
wanting to finish the sentence.

Yami placed a hand under his chin and drew him closer. "And now?" he prompted.

Honda grabbed the back of Yami's head and pulled him into a
deep kiss. He breathed in Yami's scent,
and tasted everything that was Yami as their tongues dueled. He lowered the pharaoh to the ground as he
felt himself grow hard. Breaking the
kiss, he moaned. "And now, all I
like is you."

"Well, then, that makes this easier."

Honda cocked his head.
"Makes what easier?"

Yami pulled out a small box from his pocket. "This. "

Honda took the box and opened it. Inside was a leather watch, the face of which had Cyber Commander
on it. He smiled, as he drew Yami in
for another kiss.

He heard a giggle behind them, and turned to see Shizuka and
Otogi watching them. "It's about
time you two figured it out! We've been
waiting for months for that to happen!"
Otogi smirked.

Honda looked at Yami.
"Think we can go somewhere a little more private?"

"A room?"
Yami asked, grinning.

"How about my place...my parents are out of town."

"That would be a good option then," Yami said
glancing at his love's groin.

Honda held out his hand to Yami, and they hastily said
goodbye to the two bystanders.

When they got to Honda's house, Honda lifted Yami up the
stairs and to his bedroom. Throwing him
on the bed, he thought of something.

"I've never done this before..."

"Neither have I...at least, not with another man. However, I am the king of games." He smiled playfully as he took off Honda's
shirt. He nipped at Honda's nipples
when they were revealed.

Honda moaned as he wrestled with Yami's shirt. "You have no idea how long I've been
waiting for this."

"Not as long as me.
I think 5000 years wins..."
He was cut off as Honda's mouth clamped down over his.

Honda rubbed his arms down Yami's back, causing the smaller
one to shiver and push against him.
Licking his belly as he undid the spiky-haired teen's pants, he opened
his eyes wider when he felt, and saw how hard he was. Pulling down the briefs, he touched his lover's erection, causing
it to move upwards into his hand.

He groaned as he felt his own erection mimic Yami's. Yami seemed to know what was going on, and
freed him from the confinf hif his pants.
Gently brushing his fingers his cock, Honda grew impossibly harder.

"Patience,"
Yami whispered in his ear, as he bent over and licked the pre-cum off
the tip. Honda could only groan in
response.

"Do you want to..."

"I want to be in you...please..."Honda could
hardly contain himself looking at the tan body lying before him.

He reached over to his nightstand and pulled out some
lube. He put it on his finger, and
rubbed a small circle around Yami's ass before pushing it into him. Yami pushed against his hand and moaned
softly. "More please," he
breathed out into Honda's ear.

Hurriedly, Honda put more lube on his fingers, and put two
in. Yami arched his back and Honda
thought he could barely contain himself.
Moving the two fingers in a scissor motion, he stretched Yami as much as
he could before lubing up his cock and putting it against his lover.