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Divine
Intervention or A Complete Fucking Cosmic Joke That Is Really Not At All Funny.

Author: Serenity Miral
Rated: PG-13 � R
Pairing: Seto/Yami
Summary: Yami�s life gets turned upside down and inside out
while Seto loses all sense of reality. Jounouchi gets even dumber than usual
and Bakura�s lifelong dream has come true.

Disclaimer: I don�t own it. If I did, Seto and Yami would
have been a couple doing things way to naughty to be aired on television. Well,
at least daytime television.

Chapter One

It had to be a nightmare. Yes, a horrible nightmare caused
by eating too much greasy food before bedtime and watching too many episodes of
Extreme Makeover. Any minute now, he was going to wake up. And just to make
sure that he would, he pinched himself, hard.

�Ouch!�

Okay. That hurt a great deal, which surely meant that he was
awake. Now� open eyes and�.scream.

Seto Kaiba heard the bloodcurdling scream emanating from the
bathroom and launched from his desk.

�Yami�, he yelled as he kicked down the bathroom door.
�Baby, are you okay?� He was greeted to the sight of Yami lying unconscious on
the floor. He rushed down to check that his lover was still breathing. After
finding a steady, yet extremely fast pulse, he gently rolled Yami over onto his
back to receive the shock of a lifetime.

Breasts. Very. Large. Breasts.

Seto joined Yami into the land of unconsciousness.

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�Yami� it�s going to be okay. It�s not the end of the
world.�

�Shut it Aibou.�

Yuugi bristled. Yep. Yami was mad. He had heard Yami�s cry
of anguish through their mental link and rushed over to Kaiba Manor
immediately. When he arrived, Seto opened the door in a state of shock. He
didn�t say a word, he just lead him to his and Yami�s bedroom, where the former
Pharaoh sat on the bed in a disheveled heap. When Yuugi looked at the Pharaoh
fully, it was all he could do to not fall over.

While Yami still retained his exotic beauty, it was now most definitely a feminine beauty. His wild hair now
fell down his back in soft, multicolored waves, and his face now had a softer,
feminine look to it. His breasts were full and high and he had the most perfect
hourglass figure attached to long lissome legs. All in all, Yami was one of the
most beautiful women Yuugi had ever seen.

He had been too afraid at the time,
but Yami answered his unasked question. Yes, he no longer had a penis. At that
statement, collapsed into tears.

Yuugi gathered him in his arms tried to
comfort his aibou to no avail. He let Yami cry himself to sleep, which didn�t
take long at all. He then called the
rest of his friends to see if they could help.

They sat in the living room, Jounouchi, Honda, Anzu, Ryou
and Mokuba, each staring at Yami with a look of fascination and wonder in their
eyes. Much to Yuugi�s chagrin, the Spirit of the Millennium Ring appeared and
began to tease the Pharaoh mercilessly. He sat across the room cackling
uncontrollably.

God, it�s been over an hour already. Why the
hell won�t he just shut the hell up? Yuugi thought. He was about to open
his mouth to tell him when Ryou beat him to it.

�Bakura, if you don�t shut up right now, I�ll seal you in
the Ring and melt it down to make a new watch!� Ryou bellowed, his face flushed
and chocolate eyes wild. For a moment he looked even scarier than the Spirit of
the Ring ever could.

Silence rang throughout the room.

�I don�t understand,� sputtered the Spirit of the Millennium
Puzzle. �How did this even happen? I AM A MAN!! I was born male, I was sealed
in the Puzzle as a male and I was freed as a male! Why am I now female?�

�We should call Ishizu and Malik, maybe they could help,�
Anzu volunteered.

�Yeah, maybe they could help,� Yuugi echoed. He was silent
for a moment. �This is someone�s idea of a cosmic joke,� he said a bit later.

�Yeah, well I�m not laughing,� Yami muttered. He looked at
his fianc�.

�Well� aren�t you going to say anything? No witty yet
heavily sarcastic retort to all of this?�

Seto remained silent.

�Niisama, Yami is talking to you,� Mokuba urged.

Seto still said nothing. His normally frigid blue eyes were
now glassy and vacant.

��Kaiba� you, awake?� Jounouchi questioned.

�Guys, I think he�s still in shock,� Anzu said as she poked
a finger at him.

�That fucking asshole! I�m the one whose life gets a
complete 180 and he�s the one in shock! When you snap out of it I�m gonna kick
your ass you bitch!� Yami screamed as Yuugi tried to hold him back.

�Aw look Ryou, it�s like witnessing a live Shakespearean
play, The Taming of the Shrew,� Bakura smirked.

Yuugi didn�t even bother to restrain Yami as he attacked.

�I�ve always had a thing for chicks that can kick ass,�
Jounouchi said with a stupid grin on his face.

�You�re not smart,� Honda replied.

Meanwhile in the heavens, two Egyptian Goddesses were
laughing their Divine behinds off.
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