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Shopping, Sex and Fruitcake	By : DarkTemptations Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2178 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Title: Shopping, Sex and Fruitcake Prologue/10

Author: Dark Temptations

Beta: Vash is my Angel

Rating: NC17 *smiles sweetly*

Summary: A week before Christmas, Seto has a scare. Underneath his tree is bare! The deadline's approaching, the gifts are in doubt. But Joey has promised to help Seto out. A week of shopping, chaos and more. How much trouble lies in store? Will a visitor be a foe or a friend? Will Joey and Seto find love in the end? Peppermint peckers and kisses so sweet. This fic has it all for a Christmassy treat!

Disclaimer: Since I am not a Japanese guy - I obviously don't own Yugioh or any of the Yugioh characters. Since I'm also not a 'comfortably padded' guy in a red suit with a white beard - I also obviously don't own Santa Claus. I do own a couple of elves... but they're not in this fic - since that would make it a crossover and they're not allowed at the Lair *smiles sweetly*. Merry Christmas to all and to all a... Oh wait - I don't own that line either.

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Dark Temptations Presents

Shopping, Sex and Fruitcake

Prologue

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Seto growled and slammed his hand against the locker beside Joey's right ear with enough force to make the blonde teen wince. "Did you honestly believe you would get away with it?"

"Careful, Kaiba. You'll dent the locker... or damage my hearin'." He rubbed his ear and frowned at the brunette. "What's got your knickers in a knot now?" The icy glare he received didn't make him cringe for even a second.

"Leave my underwear out of this!" A group of nearby girls burst into giggles and Seto sent a fierce scowl in their direction. As soon as they had scurried off, he returned his attention to his prey. "Do not play innocent with me, Wheeler. I received a call from the head of my security detail a little while ago. I am well aware of your involvement in... the fountain incident." His voice was a low growl as he spoke the last few words.

"The fountain wha'?" Joey had to think for a minute before he realised what Kaiba was talking about. "Oh! Ya mean what happened at Mokuba's Halloween-in-December party the other week?" He tried his best to keep from snickering, but the memory of the stunned look on Kaiba's face when it had happened was just too funny.

Seto glared at the laughing blonde and leaned in closer, his voice an even lower and far more dangerous growl. "Yes. I mean that."

Joey grinned at the other teen and shook his head as he finally got his laughter under control. "Honest Kaiba, if I wanted to prank ya, I'd do somethin' much better than puttin' custard powder in your Blue Eyes White Dragon fountain."

"I have you on tape doing it." Seto's expression was pure smugness.

Naturally, Joey just had to pull the brunette off his self-satisfied pedestal. "Let me guess... there's a pirate hat pokin' over a bush in view of the security camera, or somethin' like that, right? Since I was the only one at Mokuba's party dressed as a pirate... no way it could have been someone else. Like the guy who interrupted the argument we were havin' to borrow my hat for a few minutes, say." Joey arched an eyebrow and noted to himself that Kaiba could do a surprisingly good gaping fish impersonation.

"Tristan. I am going to kill him." Seto snarled and started to pull back.

Joey shook his head and caught hold of Kaiba's jacket, keeping him where he was. "Oh no ya don't. Stand in line and take a number. I got dibs."

Seto made a sound that - in any lesser mortal - might have been a snort. "Oh? What did he do? Steal your lunch?"

"No." Joey frowned at Kaiba. "He was supposed to meet me at the library yesterday and he never showed. Turned out he was makin' out with his boyfriend and 'forgot the time'. I was there for over an hour and the librarian kept tryin' to shoo me off the front steps. Said I was makin' the place look disreputable." Joey's frown deepened at the sceptical look on Kaiba's face. "Don't look at me like that. I do study too, ya know."

Seto smirked. "Yes, I am sure you must work very hard to maintain your barely passable grades."

"Damn straight!" Joey frowned as he belatedly realised that had been an insult. "Hey!"

"Anyway... my thanks for telling me who the culprit was. I shall ensure that he receives a fitting punishment." Seto's smirk was now almost scary in its serenity.

Joey shook his head. "What makes ya think I did that? I just said it wasn't me. He wasn't the only one to borrow my hat, ya know." He smirked as Kaiba sighed the sigh of someone who has gone through the same thing many times.

"Wheeler... you are as infuriating as ever." The brunette narrowed his eyes and frowned at the irritating blonde. "If you know who did it..."

"I don't." Joey grinned. "It could have been Tristan. But Mai, Yami, Duke, Marik and Bakura all borrowed my hat too. Oh, and Mokuba," he added as an afterthought.

Seto looked at Joey as if he'd just had a revelation... and really wished he hadn't. "Mokuba?"

"Uh huh. He borrowed it maybe fifteen minutes before the custard started flowin'... and overflowin'." Joey eyed Kaiba warily. "Why?"

Seto sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose as if he was getting a headache. "Did he happen to have a very innocent look on his face at the time?"

"As if butter wouldn't melt in the light of his sweet angelic halo, yeah." The memory of the raven-haired boy's expression still made Joey shudder in fear.

"Looks like Mokuba will be grounded for the next month."

Kaiba's words brought Joey out of his memory and he frowned. "Hey, come on, ya can't do that! Christmas is only a week away! Poor kid's already excited about it. He was talkin' about nothin' else at the party."

Seto shrugged. "If he was the one behind the mess, then he needs to learn to take responsibility for his actions. I am well aware of how close Christmas is. I have no need, or wish, to be reminded of it."

Joey's frown deepened as he looked at Kaiba. The brunette had his 'what a boring conversation this is' expression on, but Joey knew Kaiba too well to be fooled by it. He looked deeper into Kaiba's sapphire eyes. "Ya know, groundin' him doesn't mean ya won't have to get him anythin'."

"I am well aware of that." Seto glared at the annoyingly perceptive blonde.

"Still haven't thought of anythin' at all, huh?" Joey knew the feeling. He was still having trouble with Serenity's gift too.

"That is none of your business." Seto's glare had caused many an executive to shake in their shoes, but the only reaction the blonde teen in front of him gave to it was to arch his eyebrow and wait. Seto managed to hold out against the knowing look for all of a minute and a half before he admitted defeat. "Not a single idea." Seto sighed deeply, then glared at Wheeler again. "But it is still none of your business."

"Hey, you were the one who asked me for my help with it, at the party." Joey grinned. "That makes it my business."

Seto scowled. "You know perfectly well that happened solely because Devlin had spiked the punch."

Joey's grin widened. "Doesn't matter if ya were drunk or not, ya still asked and I agreed."

If Seto's scowl was cold enough to freeze a penguin, then his voice was snarling enough to scare a bear. "Well now I am asking you to not bother yourself with it."

It was Joey's turn to look smug as he shook his head. "Nope. That won't work, Kaiba. When I make a promise, I keep my word, and you made me swear to help ya. Or were ya too drunk to remember that?"

"I wish." Seto muttered under his breath, then glared at the far-too-cheerful teen. "I refuse to allow you to have anything to do with this."

Joey grinned. "Oh? How are ya plannin' to stop me?" He couldn't have kept the teasing note out of his voice if he'd tried... which he wasn't inclined to do just then.

Seto eyed his rival thoughtfully. "I believe Devlin mentioned something to me the other night about having a spare pair of handcuffs that I was more than welcome to borrow."

Joey arched an eyebrow. "Ooh... Kinky... I didn't know ya were into that sort of thing."

Seto leaned in a little more, until he was barely an inch from Wheeler's face. He spoke in a very soft and intimate voice. "For you, Wheeler, I would be more than happy to make an exception." Seto smiled very serenely. "I have always thought you should be restrained somewhere nice and secure, for the city's protection. Preferably under lock and key in a padded cell, so you could ramble on with your nonsense about magic and 'the heart of the cards' as much as you wished."

"Kaiba..." Joey's voice was just as soft and intimate and his smile was just as serene. "Bite me."

Seto chuckled. "Careful or I might take that as an invitation." His eyes were intent as they looked into Wheeler's eyes.

Joey continued to smile. "What makes ya think it's not?"

Any satisfaction Joey got from seeing the surprise in his opponent's eyes would have lasted barely a second before Kaiba groaned and Joey's mouth was claimed in a hard and hot kiss. The blonde teen moaned and leaned into the kiss - as if unable to resist the incredible feel of the other boy's lips moving against his own. When Kaiba pulled away a few seconds later, Joey was panting and had to take a few more seconds to recover his scattered wits enough to look at Kaiba and speak.

"Ya know, Kaiba... When ya did that a few weeks back, I was shocked. When it happened again a few days later, I was surprised. Havin' it happen every day last week got me thinkin' and having it happen twice yesterday made me wonder, but now I'm sure. Eight times in one day is definitely more than 'gettin' caught up in the heat of the moment', as you keep sayin'." Joey arched an eyebrow. "So are ya serious about me or do ya just want me for sex?"

Seto didn't even blink. "I was thinking we could try the sex first and then see where that takes us."

Joey nodded. "Sounds good. Give me a lift home to get some stuff and I can sleep over tonight."

Seto arched an eyebrow. "We have not been seeing each other for five minutes and you are already asking for favours." The very small smile twitching at the corner of his mouth suggested that he wasn't being serious.

"That 'bite me' still stands, ya know." Joey grinned.

"I shall call for the car. Meet me at the front of the school in ten minutes." Seto straightened and turned, heading off down the hallway without a moment's hesitation or even a look back over his shoulder as he spoke again. "After we stop off at your place, we shall go shopping."

Joey grinned as he turned to get his things out of his locker. "Man... I don't know which has Kaiba more desperate... gettin' laid or gettin' some help to find Mokuba a Christmas present!"

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