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Wacky Crazy Funny Silly Zany Party Fan Fic!	By : GreatMasterM Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > General Views: 1437 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Author's Notes/Disclaimers: Howdy all! This is my super-special-awesome Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic! It's a couple years old, but I think that you all will like it. I cannot stress this enough: THIS IS not A SERIOUS FANFICTION! IT IS COMPLETELY HUMOR! I know that humor fics are rare and practically outlawed in any category on adult-fanfiction.org, but I'm trying this one out anyways. I am a firm believer in equal oppurtunity: ALL the Yu-Gi-Oh! characters will be bashed in this story. While there are no explicit scenes or even foul language in this story, it is still highly perverse (I am a college-aged guy after all). So I hope you will enjoy that aspect as well. Also previously stated, I don't own YGO, characters, or parodies (and there will be many), but I do own rights to this story, so please don't steal it. This section won't be as long in future chapters. Let me know how I'm doing! Send in reviews! Use cyber-pigeons if you have too! And, most of all, ENJOY THE SHOW!!! (edit: I'm sorry about how this will appear to you guys. I promise it won't be like that in future chapters.) (The chapters were Beta-ed by my own personal slave- I mean, friend, who doesn't have an account. All chapters will NOT have starting indents to them. Deal with it.)
Wacky Crazy Funny Silly Zany Party Fan Fic!
Chapter 1: Let the Hilarity Ensue!
Top Duel Monsters card player Yugi Motou has just won his 1,486,943,735th tournament in the most vile location he has yet to be sent to; Pittsburgh, USA. As usual, his dain bramaged cheerleading squad, Tristan and Duke, were with him all the way. His other friends, Tea, Joey, and Bakura were there for moral support as well.
“Hey now! We are NOT Yugi’s cheerleading squad!” says Tristan.
“And we’re not brain damaged either.” says his boyfriend.
“AND HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! WE’RE NOT GAY!” replies both.
Suuurrrre...
Anyways, also as usual, Kaiba managed to get into the tournament as well and made it to the finals against Yugi. After high-stake bets were placed in the black market, the duel began. And after one month, six episodes, or approximately 45 minutes, sources are still being collecting because someone with the Xth-numbered Millennium Item came in and caused a Shadow Game between life and death, yet still somehow managed to resolve without death, and the evil-doer was banished to the deepest, darkest reaches of the netherworld, Tinky Winky‘s bedroom...where were we?
“Yugi and Kaiba’s duel in Pittsburgh.” reminds Tea.
Oh yeah. Yugi wins. Shocker, isn’t it? After collecting the cash prize, illegally marrying one of the hotter fans, and having another baby be named after him, Yugi flies back to his home town, the city of Townsvi-, I mean Domino City.
“I’m not liking this new narrator. He’s kinda creepy.” says Yugi when he forgets that the narrator is omnipotent in this story. “Eeeep.”
“I’m not quite sure what drug he’s on, but it must be very strong.” says Joey.
Hey! Don’t make me turn this into a yaoi!
“NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! WE’LL BEHAVE!” says Yugi, Joey, Yami Bakura (but oddly enough Ryo is absent), Tristan, Duke, and Odion.
“Hey, what’s Odion doing here?” proclaims Joey.
“This is the introduction chapter, so I must be getting introduced to the readers. Also Marik kicked me out of his apartment because I snore too much and I caught him in bed with B-”
Odion gets silenced by a death glare from Bakura that goes unnoticed by everyone else. Then he leaves for another chapter.
“Hey, do you guys feel like something just went by completely unnoticed?” says Yugi.
“Ummm...I didn’t feel a thing.” says Bakura, but which one? “Let’s move along, narrator. What’s next?”
Umm, let’s see here...Aha! Here we go! Yugi’s special return home was especially special because it would be his special 18th birthday. Good cheer and good romping would be had by all. (Everyone looks at Joey.)
“What? You guys know that I’m not like that!”
(All eyes are then cast towards Tristan and Duke. The other guys slowly inch away, being careful not to expose their backsides.)
“WE’RE NOT GAY!” they both scream.
Suuurrrre...
But back to the story. When Yugi and co. go into Yugi’s house, they are greeted by a huge 7ft. tall cake! Tea is immediately ecstatic and runs towards it, since she is on a strict “protein only” diet.
“I don’t care about that nasty remark right now. I’m starving and want that cake!”
But before she can get to it, the top of the cake pops open and out comes Mai Valentine, dressed like an uncensored Harpie Lady! She starts seductively gyrating and singing surprisingly off-key and immediately has Joey hypnotized. Then she looks around and sees where she’s at.
“OMG! What am I doing here? I didn’t know that I was going to be FedExed to your house, Yugi!”
“You must’ve got the wrong address and got shipped here instead of MY house, Mai.” said Joey, drooling while Tea is eating the cake with Mai still in it.
BAM! A traditional Japanese-style fan is whipped at light speed across Joey’s head by Mai. Where she pulled that fan from, since there is more material in it than what’s on her body, nobody knows.
“How dare you perv at my body!” she screams.
“Anybody else want some of this cake?” says a bloated Tea, who is still eating the mostly gone cake around Mai.
“Ummm, no.” says Anybody else. Then he walks out the door, only to get hit by a bus being driven by an old man.
“It’s not like I can help it, Mai! Just look at you. What am I supposed to do?” Joey says, trying to defend his actions. Of course, it never works when you’re arguing against a woman.
BAM! Joey gets hit again. Then Grandpa Motou walks in.
“Sorry I’m late. I just hit another anybody and had to scrap him off the tires. Oh! It looks like you found my, I mean, your present Yugi. I hope you like it. I picked it from the catalog myself!”
“Grandpa! This is my friend!”
“Oh-ho-ho-ho! Yugi! These things are not meant to be friends! Maybe friendly companions in the bedroom but...”
BAM! Another blow to Grandpa this time by Mai and Tea. Grandpa Motou soars through the roof and soon is but a speck in the sky, yet they could still hear him:
“OH-HO-HO-HO! TEAM GRANDPA IS blasting off again...”
Bling
“Why did you hit him Tea?” asked Tristan.
“He’s been perving on me too, you know. Also, I just felt like hitting him.”
And because we’re running out of time, we will fast forward to the good part.
YugibrieflytransformsintoYamiYugiandhesays”hello”toevryoneandthengoesbackintotheMillenniumPuzzlesothatheisintroducedinthisstorybeforeitends-andthenYamiBakuraretreatsintohisMillenniumItemsothatRyoispresentandintroducedinthestoryaswellandthenSerenitywalksinrandomlythroughthe-doorandsays”hi”toeveryoneandtheneveryoneexceptSerenitybecausesheissopureandallgetsintoanorgynotreallybutitwouldbereallycoolifithappened-IwonderwhereTristanandDukewouldbebutnowI’mgettingsidetrackedandthepartIshouldbestoppingatisabouttocomeupohwhathereitishowdoIstopthis-thingwhichbuttondoIpressohwaithereit...is.
“Whoa. That was, like, the craziest acid trip I have ever been on.” comes Ryu.
“Remind me never to defy the laws of time ever again.” says Serenity.
Just then, the TV comes on by itself and starts flashing weird images, ones involving a girl and a well. Then a sinister voice says “Seven days” and the TV goes blank.
“Did you guys just hear something?” say Mai.
They all agree and turn towards the TV, where it proceeds to show the same clip and message again.
“Well that was smart of us.” says Duke.
“What are we going to do now?” says Tristan.
Everybody then ponders about the orgy that was previously described, except for Serenity, and then rejects the idea because she is there. The doorbell suddenly rings and she goes to answer it.
“Oh Duke! Your idol is here!”
And in comes Pegasus.
“Well helllooo there Yugi-boy! Hi there, Dukie-boy!”
Everybody is surprised, Duke tries hard not to blush, Tristan notices and tries not to rip Pegasus’s head off, and everyone notices that.
“Awww...look at Tristan. Trying to be the protective boyfriend.” joshes Joey.
“WE ARE NOT DATING EACH OTHER! WE’RE NOT...”
“Gay?” intercepts Pegasus. “Suuurrrre. What-ever you say, Dukie-boy.”
“Quiet you!” says Dukie-boy. “And don’t you call me that!”
“What are you doing here, Pegasus!” demands Yugi.
“I thought that you died back in Duelist Kingdom.” says Joey.
“I thought that you were still secluded in your home after the Dartz incident.” said Mai.
“I thought that you were still secluded in your home after the eighth Millennium Item fiasco.” said Tristan.
“I thought that you were still doing time in Domino Prison for allegedly raping that 13 year old boy.” says Tea.
“You shouldn’t believe everything that you hear. And let’s not talk about that last one. Why, I’m assuming that you all just watched that creepy video and now have seven days left to live?”
Everyone nodded yes.
“And I’m also assuming that you all thought about having a giant orgy, but denied it because of the innocence of someone?”
Everyone nodded yes.
“Hey, I thought that you didn’t have the Millennium Eye anymore!” yells Joey.
“I don’t.” Pegasus replies. “That’s what I first thought of when I watched the video.”
“But who would you have an orgy with?” asks Tea.
“Let’s not get into specifics right now, shall we? What’s important is that we all must find a way out of this most horrendous fate. So let’s all ponder in a circle while the creepy narrator guy also tries to come up with a plot for this story for chapter 2. I call dibs on sitting next to Dukie-boy!”
“Oh no your not!” Duke replies and runs around the human circle with Pegasus chasing after him while the rest ponder and think...about that orgy that they never seem to have.
Will our heroes survive their seven days? Will they ever get their orgy? Will the dashing narrator figure out a plot? Will Tristan and Duke just come out already? Find out next time on...Wacky Crazy Funny Silly Zany Party Fan Fic!
To be continued...
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