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Shopping, Sex and Fruitcake	By : DarkTemptations Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2177 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: Shopping, Sex and Fruitcake 9/10

Author: Dark Temptations

Beta: Vash is my Angel

Rating: NC17 *smiles sweetly*

Summary: A week before Christmas, Seto has a scare. Underneath his tree is bare! The deadline's approaching, the gifts are in doubt. But Joey has promised to help Seto out. A week of shopping, chaos and more. How much trouble lies in store? Will a visitor be a foe or a friend? Will Joey and Seto find love in the end? Peppermint peckers and kisses so sweet. This fic has it all for a Christmassy treat!

Disclaimer: Since I am not a Japanese guy - I obviously don't own Yugioh or any of the Yugioh characters. Since I'm also not a 'comfortably padded' guy in a red suit with a white beard - I also obviously don't own Santa Claus. I do own a couple of elves... but they're not in this fic - since that would make it a crossover and they're not allowed at the Lair *smiles sweetly*. Merry Christmas to all and to all a... Oh wait - I don't own that line either.

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Dark Temptations Presents

Shopping, Sex and Fruitcake

Chapter 9

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Perhaps the discussion about everyone's motives for passing on the fruitcake had cleared the air - or perhaps it was the knowledge that the fruitcake in question was now in the happy custody of Marik - either way, the cold atmosphere of the Christmas gathering at Yugi's had defrosted. It was a warm and happy group that sat in a circle as Yugi and Téa collected everyone's gifts and then began to distribute them to their intended recipients.

At the first rustle of wrapping paper, Mokuba bounded back into the room and wriggled into the space on the sofa between Joey and Seto - grinning innocently at them both when they looked at him. "You know you need me sitting here. If you sit together, you'll start touching and stuff and then everyone will notice you're together and then they'll start to wonder what you get up to when Joey sleeps over every night." He said it loudly enough for the others to hear every word.

Seto sighed but Joey just grinned and tousled Mokuba's hair. "Kid... before ya said that, did ya think that everyone in this room is seein' someone else in this room, except for you."

Mokuba went still as he thought about that for a second - then he grinned at Joey before turning to look at his big brother. "Seto... I really do like Joey."

Having given their relationship the Mokuba Kaiba seal of approval, the boy jumped up and went to help Yugi and Téa play Santa.

Seto smiled a little as he leaned in and whispered to Wheeler. "I really like you, too." He observed with some pride how much redder the blonde's cheeks became when he said it.

With Mokuba helping Téa, Yugi went over to the stockings that were hanging up on the hatrack that normally stood just inside the kitchen door. He began to take them down and hand them out, but he had a little trouble reaching the ones on the top hooks. He jumped and made a grab for one of them, but then fumbled with it. It fell to the ground and a small black object rolled out and stopped by Tristan's foot. "Oops."

Tristan grinned. "I'll get it." He picked up the object and started to put it back into the stocking, but stopped to stare at it more closely. "Hey... this looks like a piece of coal... only made of plastic."

Yugi laughed. "Good one, Tristan."

"No... I'm serious. Look." He held it up and it was definitely a piece of coal.

Yugi stared at it, so stunned he never even noticed when Duke plucked the stocking from his hand and peered inside it. "Hey, there's a wooden paddle here too!" He grinned. "Bakura! I guess this one must be yours."

"Why does a piece of coal and a wooden paddle automatically make that stocking mine?" Bakura glared at the smug raven-haired teen. "Maybe it's yours. Remember who they thought sent them the fruitcake." He grinned as Devlin went very pale.

"Why don't you boys just check the name on the stocking instead of arguing about it?" Téa pushed a present into Bakura's hands as she spoke, then did the same for Duke before taking the stocking from him. She turned it over and went silent - looking very shocked.

"Well? Whose is it?" Joey was on the edge of his seat with curiosity.

Téa silently handed the stocking to Yugi and bit her lip. She looked like she was about to cry.

Everyone went silent - shocked as Yugi peered into the large stocking and pulled out a wooden paddle.

"That has to be a mistake." Téa frowned around the room. "Or a prank."

"No. It's mine. It's fine, Téa. Really." Yugi smiled happily at her. "It's more than fine. It's wonderful!"

Joey relaxed at Yugi's happy face and excited chatter. "I think you'd better explain before she faints, Yug."

Yugi laughed. "Remember how I said Yami got locked outside when the thing he'd propped the door open with broke? Well... it was one of my ping pong paddles. He must have bought me a replacement! Now we can play again!" He beamed around the room as everyone sighed in relief - except for Marik who was ignoring everyone in favour of admiring his fruitcake.

"But... what about..." Téa bit her lip and pointed to the coal in Tristan's hand.

"I'm not sure." Yugi frowned at it for a moment and then suddenly turned around. "Grampa! Didn't you say something the other day about Yami losing a piece of coal or something?"

Grampa's voice came from the kitchen, where he was making dinner. "Yes. It was for my window display. This year is a Christmas train and Yami was setting up the coal car when he lost one of the pieces of coal. Did you find it?"

"Yes! It was in my stocking." Yugi grinned as Grampa could be heard laughing in the other room.

"Of course! He was carrying all the stockings when I asked him to help me set the display up and they stayed out there while we were working. The piece of coal must have fallen into it. Well done, Yugi!"

Yugi grinned and put the coal back in the stocking for safekeeping while he passed out the other stockings.

Téa - still recovering from her shock of seeing Yugi's name on the stocking - sat down in the chair beside Mai's and looked curiously at the present her girlfriend was opening. "Who's that from?"

"Kaiba." Mai finished opening the small gift and gasped, then beamed over at the brunette. "Oh it's perfect! That's the very one I was after! Thank you, Kaiba!" She held the bottle of expensive perfume up to her nose and sniffed delicately, then moaned loudly enough to make Ryou and Yugi blush.

Téa bit her lip at the moan and shifted a little in her chair before beginning to open her gifts as well. She started with the smallest one and her eyes widened when she realised it was a box from the jewellery section of the Domino City Department Store. Opening it, she moaned even more loudly than Mai had.

As Ryou and Yugi blushed again, Mai leaned over to see what was giving Téa such pleasure. She whistled at the brooch nestled on black velvet. It was a small gold rose - every leaf and petal created with delicate artistry - with a bow of red mother-of-pearl. "Oh that's beautiful."

Téa nodded and smiled happily at Seto. "Thank you so much, Seto, it's lovely!" She took the brooch and pinned it carefully to her sweater.

Seto smiled a little and nodded to the two girls. "Part of the credit has to go to Wheeler. He helped me choose them."

Joey looked up from the present he was unwrapping and grinned. "Yeah, if ya could call sayin' 'she'd like that and that and that... ah just pick somethin' from that case and she'll be happy' helpin'."

"You also found Mai's perfume." Seto looked at the blonde woman and smiled wryly. "Next year, make sure you mention the name a few more times than you did this year. Even though you must have slipped it into the conversation at least two dozen times... I still managed to forget it."

Mai laughed but whatever reply she might have made was drowned out by the loud whoop of joy from the blonde teen beside Seto.

Joey held up a small Red Eyes Black Dragon wearing a Santa hat and grinned at Yugi. "Thanks a lot, Yug! He's great! Where did ya find him?" He made the dragon do a little dance in the air.

"In one of Grampa's order catalogues." Yugi's eyes sparkled with laughter and happiness. "One I was very careful to make sure you didn't see when you were helping him with the ordering the other night!"

Hugging the plush dragon as he laughed, Joey nodded. "Thanks. He is just so cool!"

Seto watched the blonde teen and was struck with a realisation. Something as simple as a plush toy Red Eyes Black Dragon brought more joy to Wheeler than anything more expensive he had received - because it was the dragon he loved so deeply. He smiled a little - pleased that his own gift for his soon- to-be lover was also dragon related.

Not to mention the dragon that stirred in Seto's pants as he thought about being with Wheeler later that night.

A soft humming sound accompanied by a startled gasp from Ryou snapped Seto out of his thoughts. He looked over at the boy and arched an eyebrow as he watched one of Ryou's presents hum and vibrate across the floor. "What in the world is that?"

"I... I don't know. It slipped off my lap and started... doing that." Ryou stared at it and bit his lip.

"Oops. Looks like it landed on the power switch." Bakura scooped the gift up and handed it to Ryou. "You'd better open it and switch it off before the batteries get all used up." He grinned and ran his hand through Ryou's hair. "I'm hoping you'll want to use it later tonight." His voice was a husky growl that had Seto suspecting he should order Mokuba to cover his eyes when Ryou opened the gift.

Ryou looked both wary and excited - which was not all that unusual a mix when dealing with Bakura - as he opened the gift. He bit his lip and looked very curious at the simple white cardboard box with no markings or labels to say what it held. Opening the lid, he peeked inside. Gasping, Ryou tipped the box up, his hand beneath it to catch the item that fell out.

It was a peppermint stick.

A vibrating peppermint stick.

Blushing very deeply, Ryou quickly located the power switch and turned it off. He blushed even more and didn't meet anyone's eyes as he started to put his gift back into its box.

"Hang on, Ryou. We're all dying of curiosity here. It looks like a peppermint stick, and I can smell the peppermint from here, but as far as I know... peppermint sticks don't do what that one was doing." Duke grinned as everyone else nodded in agreement. "So... what is it?"

Ryou glanced around and blushed even more deeply. He bit his lip and tried to speak, but ended up just biting his lip harder as he shook his head and looked down at the gift.

"What do you think it is?" Bakura gave Devlin a wary look. "It's a peppermint scented vibrator, of course. Looks and smells like a peppermint stick. The sex shop down on Forest and Third had in a holiday range. Peppermint stick, candy cane, chocolate Santa... that one was tempting. I thought the toffee apple was a bit much, personally, but to each his own."

He looked around and shrugged at the odd looks he was getting. "What? Ryou likes sweet things."

A mortified Ryou whimpered and buried his flaming face in his other's shoulder.

As Bakura shifted his other closer and stroked his back, his smug smile suggested that this reaction had been the reason why he had given Ryou that particular gift here instead of at home.

Shaking his head, Seto opened his gift from Devlin. He arched an eyebrow at the slender wooden presentation box and arched it even more when he lifted the lid.

The box was lined with luxuriant sky blue velvet that perfectly set off the silver colour of the item nestled in it. The item was about nine inches long with a slender hilt of around half an inch wide by a quarter of an inch thick but it was the last inch that had Seto mystified as to the item's purpose. The last inch of the item had been moulded into the form of a female hand. It was superbly crafted, with long delicate fingers and tiny but perfect fingernails. A discreet note on the underside of the box's lid informed Seto that it was silver-plated and also dishwasher safe.

Although he truly hated to give Devlin the satisfaction - and had a feeling that he really didn't want to know the answer - Seto had to ask. He looked over at the raven-haired teen and sighed as he braced himself. "Devlin... exactly what is this?"

"It's a silver-plated gentleman's ball scratcher."

Seto had to give Devlin credit for being able to say that with a straight face.

"Ah. That explains the note about it being dishwasher safe. Thank you." Seto nodded to the teen and admired the artistry of the hand again before carefully closing the case.

One thing his adopted father had taught him that Seto had found most useful was the ability to show one emotion and feel another. In this case, he was able to accept Devlin's answer with perfect poise while inwardly laughing.

Devlin was certainly creative when it came to gifts.

Seto turned his attention to his last present and frowned when he noticed the tag had only his name on it and not the name of who had given it to him. A mental tally confirmed that he had already opened a gift from everyone there, except for Mokuba and Wheeler - since they had agreed to open all their gifts to each other at home the next morning. Uneasy about the anonymous gift, Seto opened it carefully.

"What's that, Kaiba? You look rather stunned by it. Something interesting?"

Somehow, Seto wasn't surprised that Bakura had asked that. He sometimes felt that the boy had some kind of sixth sense when it came to things that would embarrass other people or result in chaos.

"Someone has given me..." Seto paused and looked at his little brother. "Mokuba, cover your ears." He waited until the boy had sighed and grudgingly done so, then continued reading. "'The Christmas Balls Advent Calendar. Designed to titillate and tantalise you and your lover in the days leading up to XXXmas'. Apparently it includes 'a chocolate pecker, Kama Sutra card and a different sexual item' for every day of December up to Christmas." Seto read the specifications off the back - although it took all his willpower to maintain his calm manner and not burst out laughing.

Bakura grinned. "Now that's what I call a gift. Sex with a Christmas theme and you'll even get to open it all in one night. That's a recipe for a good time if ever I heard one. I have just one question..."

"If you are wondering what a 'chocolate pecker' is, I have no idea." Seto shook his head.

"It's a small chocolate made in the shape of a shaft and balls."

All eyes turned to stare at Mai and she arched an eyebrow. "Oh come on. You mean to tell me none of you have ever come across them before?"

"It's true." Téa blushed deeply. "Mai brought some home a few months ago. They're real chocolates, just... moulded into a certain shape." She blushed more deeply.

"Perfect for when you feel like a little cock but prefer the taste of chocolate and can't be bothered with the flavoured lube or body paint." Mai winked at all the boys - causing Ryou and Yugi to go bright red.

"Both of which are in here." Joey had taken the advent calendar from Kaiba and was reading the contents list on the back. "It says the items include sample packs of condoms, lube, body paint, massage oil and sweetheart candy, as well as ball ticklers, nipple clamps, a silk blindfold, edible underwear, a willie leash and... Oh hey! There's a cock ring in here somewhere. Cool! Hmm... might be a bit small for ya though, Kaiba. It says it's for two inches and under. I reckon you'd need one a bit bigger. We'll have to measure ya tonight and see."

Tristan winced. "Joey... that was way too much information, man."

Everyone in the room - except Mokuba who had started humming loudly when Joey had begun to read out the contents - nodded in agreement.

Joey shrugged and grinned. "Anyway... I like this gift. Who gave it to ya, Kaiba? I want to know where they got it from."

Seto shook his head. "It had no name on it except mine."

"Anonymous, huh?" Joey frowned thoughtfully at the advent calendar, then grinned and shrugged. "Ah well. Looks like ya scored, Kaiba." He looked directly at the brunette as he said it - his small smile speaking louder than his words that it wasn't only the calendar he was referring to.

Nodding in response to both the physical and verbal messages, Seto smiled. "Indeed. It seems that I am a very lucky man tonight."

Yugi's giggle pulled them both out of their moment and they looked up to find everyone in the room grinning at them.

Seto sighed and scowled at the irritating group of people who were the only ones in the world who dared to call him their friend - and meant it from the bottom of their hearts. "What are we, the entertainment?"

Yugi grinned at Kaiba and shook his head, then looked up as his grampa called out that dinner was ready. "Perfect timing!" He looked around at the others and smiled. "Let's go eat, everyone."

Although he stood up with the others, Seto took hold of Wheeler's sweater and held him back from following the others out of the room. They were all chattering to each other so happily, no one noticed. As soon as the coast was clear, Seto leaned in and kissed Wheeler deeply and passionately.

When they eased apart a few seconds later, both boys were panting and a little flushed.

Joey arched an eyebrow at his pouncer. "And the reason for that was?"

Seto turned and headed for the doorway. "Consider it a promise... and a preview of what's to come."

"Oh good. I guess we will get to find out if that cock ring fits ya, after all." Grinning, Joey followed Kaiba in to dinner.

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All through the meal Seto and Joey's hands disappeared beneath the table at random intervals.

When they all sat down to watch the early evening carols after dinner, Seto and Joey sat beside each other and kept whispering things that made each other blush.

The two teens kept glancing at each other and were caught on several occasions studying the advent calendar as if trying to determine what items might be behind what dates.

There were also several times when one of them would excuse himself to go to the bathroom or kitchen and the other would follow less than a minute later.

When eight o'clock came, Seto abruptly stood up. "Well, we should head off. It will be Mokuba's bedtime soon. Yugi, thank you for inviting us. It was most enjoyable."

He was more than a little surprised to realise just how much he meant it.

Yugi smiled and nodded. "I'm glad you had fun. We'll have to do it again soon. Do you have everything? I'll see you to the door."

The good-byes passed in a whirlwind, but even so it was not soon enough for Seto before he, Wheeler and Mokuba were in the car and heading home again.

His little brother chatted happily about the evening but Seto barely listened. All his attention was focused on the blonde teen sitting quietly on his other side - leaning into him just a little since Mokuba was there with them.

Seto slipped his arm around Wheeler's shoulders and relaxed back against the soft seat of the limo - content in the company of his little brother and his...

His mind stalled as he considered for a minute. Just what was Wheeler to him?

A rival? Yes, and a worthy one. He was willing to admit that much. Just this once.

A friend? Anyone who would agree to go Christmas shopping for a week to help someone else find presents for his little brother was definitely that!

A lover? By all the Duel Monster cards in the world, he hoped he would be by the morning!

A love? Now there was the heart of the matter.

In more ways than one.

Seto normally didn't set things aside to deal with at another time. He was a firm believer in 'never put off to tomorrow what you can get out of the way today'.

For this, however... he was willing to make an exception.

It was not just because he couldn't put the answer into words, though. He also had other - far more important - things on his mind.

Like the night he and Wheeler had ahead of them.

Although... just how busy a night they could have all depended on how early his little brother was planning on waking them up, so he could open his presents. Considering Mokuba's level of enthusiasm when it came to Christmas morning...

Seto had an uneasy feeling that he and Wheeler would be best off waiting just one more night before they unwrapped that most precious gift of all.

Their first night together.

tbc
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