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Shopping, Sex and Fruitcake	By : DarkTemptations Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2177 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: Shopping, Sex and Fruitcake 10/10 + Epilogue

Author: Dark Temptations

Beta: Vash is my Angel

Rating: NC17 *smiles sweetly*

Summary: A week before Christmas, Seto has a scare. Underneath his tree is bare! The deadline's approaching, the gifts are in doubt. But Joey has promised to help Seto out. A week of shopping, chaos and more. How much trouble lies in store? Will a visitor be a foe or a friend? Will Joey and Seto find love in the end? Peppermint peckers and kisses so sweet. This fic has it all for a Christmassy treat!

Disclaimer: Since I am not a Japanese guy - I obviously don't own Yugioh or any of the Yugioh characters. Since I'm also not a 'comfortably padded' guy in a red suit with a white beard - I also obviously don't own Santa Claus. I do own a couple of elves... but they're not in this fic - since that would make it a crossover and they're not allowed at the Lair *smiles sweetly*. Merry Christmas to all and to all a... Oh wait - I don't own that line either.

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Dark Temptations Presents

Shopping, Sex and Fruitcake

Chapter 10

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"Seto! Joey! Merry Christmas!"

Mokuba's happy greeting gave the two boys just enough time to blink awake before they were tackled by a very enthusiastic boy who flung himself on top of them and proceeded to hug the stuffing out of them both.

"Oof! Mokuba! What have I told you about pouncing on me?" Seto tried to be stern but Mokuba chose that moment to start trying to tug the bedcovers down, so he was more worried about preserving his and Wheeler's modesty than reprimanding the over-eager boy. "We like those just where they are, thank you!" He tugged back - very glad that he was bigger and stronger than his younger brother.

Joey laughed. "Merry Christmas, Mokuba. Well if ya want us out of bed so much..." He began to pull the covers back. "But just so ya know... we're both naked under here."

Mokuba giggled and scrambled off the bed. "In that case, I'll go out to the livingroom. But if you're not there in five minutes, I'm opening presents!" He ran out of the room, pulling the door shut behind him.

Seto chuckled and sat up. "That worked. Well done." He smiled at the blonde boy as he sat up as well. "Merry Christmas, Wheeler." Leaning over, he softly kissed him.

"Mmm..." Joey returned the kiss before easing back. He smiled at Kaiba and nodded. "Merry Christmas, Kaiba." As he stretched, he pouted a little. "At least, I hope tonight will be. Merry, I mean." He gave the brunette a meaningful look.

"I believe it will be. Mokuba usually has an early night and sleeps in late, making up for Christmas Eve." He stroked his hand through Wheeler's glorious blonde hair and smiled wryly. "My apologies, by the way. I should have warned you about his habit of trying to sneak down to the tree... and the alarm I set up to catch him doing so."

Joey winced. "I wish you had. If I'd known about it, I wouldn't have panicked when I heard it go off and jumped out of bed screaming 'fire' at the top of my lungs."

"Ah, but then you would not have run out of the room naked, either." Seto smiled as he recalled watching Wheeler's bare buttocks as they went out the door. "That really was quite amusing."

"For you maybe." Joey poked Kaiba in the chest and scowled at him. "I don't think Mokuba found it funny when I nearly ran him down."

"It served him right. He was the one who set off the alarm in the first place." Seto looked over his shoulder at the blonde teen as he started getting out of bed. "Besides, judging from Mokuba's reaction just now... it seems that we now have a way of getting him out of the room when we want to get up."

Joey grinned. "Yeah. I think seein' me naked was a bit more than Mokuba could take." He slipped out of bed and stretched again. "Can't say I blame him there. I am gorgeous, after all." He turned and struck an 'I'm too sexy for this pose' position. "Not to mention well hung."

"I have seen larger." Seto managed not to laugh at the ridiculous pose Wheeler was striking, or the way the blonde pouted at his teasing. Although Wheeler's sudden grin made him a little worried.

"Oh, so ya saw that documentary on the mating habits of elephants too, huh?" Joey winked at Kaiba before striding into the bathroom.

Seto stood stunned for a moment before he burst out laughing. "Wheeler! If anyone ever tells you that you have a low opinion of yourself... do not believe them!"

"Well it worked, anyway. I got in here before you did." Joey's voice was definitely smug.

Seto arched an eyebrow and then smiled. "Mokuba was not exaggerating, you know. I estimate we have around three minutes remaining before he begins unwrapping whatever he sees."

There was a second of silence from the bathroom, then Joey's worried voice floated out. "Did you just say... 'whatever he sees'?"

"If it is under the tree, then it is fair game for my little brother on Christmas morning. Whether it has his name on it or not." Seto stood beside the door and silently began counting. One... Two...

Joey burst out the door and ran over to his bag, looking very worried. "Oh man! Why didn't ya tell me that earlier? Pants... Pants... Need pants... Underwear? Nah, no time. Pants!" He pounced on a pair of pants and began to pull them on, hopping on one foot and barely avoiding falling over.

Seto watched in amusement for a few seconds. "Because then I would not have been able to get you out of the bathroom so easily." He waited until that sank in and Wheeler whirled around, then smiled serenely at him as he shut the door.

"Why you low down... Kaiba! That's not fair!"

"Look on the bright side, Wheeler. I now have to endure the whole day knowing that you are not wearing any underwear." Seto groaned as his mind helpfully supplied him with the image of the blonde temptation standing beside the bed and stretching in all his naked glory.

"Then maybe I'll put some on after all. Maybe."

Seto went still and his heart beat faster in his chest as he saw in his mind's eye an image of Wheeler wearing nothing but jeans as he teasingly lowered the zipper. He could almost hear the blonde's voice saying, "So what do you think, Kaiba? Am I wearing anythin' under here, yes or no?"

"No!" The brunette sighed heavily. That had not been his imagination. He really had replied aloud.

"Well if you're gonna be that way about it... But I expect ya to do the same!"

Perhaps replying to something he had imagined was a sign of impending insanity, but if it was going to have results like that...

Sanity might well be as overrated as Bakura had once assured him it was.

A bang on the door reminded Seto of what he was supposed to be doing and he quickly proceeded to do it.

"Come on, Kaiba! What are ya doin' in there? Havin' a nap?"

Although obviously not quickly enough for Wheeler.

Opening the door, Seto arched an eyebrow at the impatient blonde. "You had your chance before I went in." He barely got the words out. The sight of Wheeler almost stole his breath away.

The blonde was wearing the deep green sweater that had been Téa's gift to him the day before and the colour brought out the rich brown of his eyes and set off his golden hair to perfection. He had teamed it with a pair of well-worn jeans that caressed his skin from his calves to his thighs and over the curves of his butt, while cupping him lovingly in front and leaving only the sight of him to Seto's imagination.

Seto's imagination was more than happy to oblige.

"I didn't mean that. We're almost out of time." Joey grinned at Kaiba, then turned around. "I'll go down while ya get dressed. Maybe with one of us there, Mokuba won't open anythin' that isn't his. Hey, it's worth a shot at least!" He hurried out of the room before the brunette could reply.

Which was just as well, since the sight of Wheeler's right buttock had left Seto stunned, aroused and with confirmation that the blonde was indeed not wearing any underwear.

As he headed back to the bathroom to take care of his not-so-little problem, Seto wondered if Wheeler was aware that he had a tear in his pants.

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The presents were a big hit with Mokuba. He loved every single one of them and told his brother and Joey so repeatedly - hugging them so enthusiastically that they both laughed.

As the boy ran off to play with his new toys, Seto and Joey collapsed onto the couch and snuggled into each other with twin sighs of contentment.

"Get the feelin' he liked his presents?" Joey grinned at Kaiba.

Seto smiled back and nodded. "I would say so. Thanks to you. I was on the verge of giving up and presenting Mokuba with a very large gift certificate. Everyone else as well. It was only because you were with me that I did not." He smiled a little more as he stroked the blonde's shoulder. "After all... I could hardly admit defeat in front of you. I have a reputation to maintain."

"Uh huh. So which reputation would that be?" Joey purred the words into Kaiba's ear as he snuggled into him and stroked his hand over the front of the brunette's cream sweater. "Your reputation as a cold and ruthless businessman, who would never waste all that time shoppin' in crowded stores for gifts for his friends and family? Maybe your reputation as a top rankin' duelist known for his merciless attacks, who would never let his opponent see his weaknesses? Or how about your reputation as a guy with a heart of ice and emotions to match, who'd never let anyone close and especially not someone like me?"

Joey smiled and moved his hand down, then slipped it up inside the sweater so he was stroking Kaiba's chest through just the thin T-shirt he was wearing underneath it. "Of course... ya couldn't mean your reputation as a kind and lovin' brother who'd do anythin' in the world to keep Mokuba safe and sound. That just leaves..."

The blonde's mischievous grin caused Seto's breath to hitch in his throat. "What?" His voice was husky but he felt no shame in that. What Wheeler was doing would make anyone's voice misbehave.

"Your reputation as a snowman with a really big pecker that definitely isn't peppermint flavoured." Joey whispered the words into Kaiba's ear, then sat back with a smug smile as the brunette burst out laughing at the reminder of the night before.

They had decided to put off their first time until the next night - when they wouldn't have to worry about Mokuba coming in early and possibly catching them in the middle of doing something naughty - but they had agreed to check out the advent calendar before going to sleep. As well as all the sex stuff, they had both been more than a little curious about the 'chocolate peckers' in it.

Mai had been absolutely right. The little chocolates had been moulded into the form of a shaft and balls. They had been impressively anatomically correct, too - right down to the shape of the head and the little indentation at the tip. Joey had immediately tried one and Seto had been right behind him.

One taste of the peppermint filling had brought to mind a vision of Ryou's peppermint stick vibrator.

They had both been lucky not to choke.

Seto shook his head at the memory and smiled wryly at Wheeler. "Of all the flavours those chocolates could have been..."

Joey laughed. "I know. Do ya think we'll ever be able to eat peppermint again?"

"Probably not for a while, at least." Seto cuddled the blonde boy closer. "Who can we give the rest of the chocolates to?"

"Mai and Téa," Joey replied immediately. "Téa said just the other day that she wished one of them had a decent cock. She meant a vibrator, but I'm sure they wouldn't turn down free chocolate."

Seto was too busy laughing to do more than nod in agreement.

While he waited for the brunette to get over his fit of mirth, Joey contented himself with stroking Kaiba's chest and trying to work his hand up under the T-shirt as well.

Seto's gasp and arching back showed that he had succeeded.

Leaning in, Seto claimed Wheeler's lips in a deep, passionate and hungry kiss as his hands stroked over the boy's shoulders and arms and then down his sides. He moved, turning until he was leaning against Wheeler more fully - pressing him into the back of the couch as he kissed him thoroughly.

Someone cleared their throat from the doorway.

The household servants had the next week off - Seto and Mokuba always looked after themselves in the week between Christmas and New Year's - so there was only one person it could be. Since Wheeler was moaning and obviously hadn't heard the sound, Seto chose to ignore it.

Someone coughed from about halfway between the door and the couch.

Since Wheeler had just found one of Seto's nipples at that instant... Seto was feeling too much pleasure to wish to be interrupted.

Someone had a coughing fit right beside the couch.

With a sigh, Seto eased back from the kiss and glanced in that direction. "Mokuba, that sounds quite nasty. Perhaps you had better go to bed and get some rest. Did you need something?" he relented a little at the boy's pout. After all, he had done his best to get their attention earlier. It was Seto's own fault that they had been interrupted right at the moment of nipple impact.

Mokuba grinned. "I just came to tell you that I'm going to spend the rest of the day playing video games and reading in my room. So you and Joey will have to find something to do without me." He ran out of the room and they could hear him giggling all the way up the hall.

Seto sighed. "He is far too knowing for his own good, sometimes."

"Yeah." Joey grinned and nuzzled Kaiba gently. "Ya think he plans on spyin' on us or somethin'?"

Seto gave that serious consideration. "Doubtful. I think he is doing exactly what he seems to be doing. Giving the two of us some time alone." He smiled a little. "It is probably his way of making sure I have a chance to give you your Christmas present."

Joey stared at Kaiba. "What are ya talkin' about? I already got..." He waved towards the small pile of presents that the Kaiba brothers had given him earlier, much to his astonishment and embarrassment. "Too much. It's too much, Kaiba. I mean... I didn't..." He looked away, biting his lip and looking more than a little guilty.

"Since when has Christmas been about what is spent on someone? I thought it was all about giving? Not just gifts, though. You have given me so much... Your time. Your help. Your friendship. Your advice on what to get Marik." Seto stroked Wheeler's back and kissed his neck softly for each point. He gave two kisses for Marik and smiled wryly. "That last one alone was invaluable. The truth is, Wheeler... you have given me far more than I could ever name. The gifts I have given to you today... They were just material things. So is this but... I hope that it will mean more to you because it was bought with the hope that you would love it and that it would make you happy."

Seto moved away - with some difficulty since Wheeler's hands were still up his sweater and despite Wheeler's disappointed pout - and picked up an envelope from the table beside the couch. He took a deep breath and handed it to the blonde at his side. "Merry Christmas, Wheeler."

"Thanks." Biting his lip, Joey opened the envelope. He frowned when he saw that it wasn't a Christmas card like he'd figured, but a Duel Monster's card. He tipped the envelope up so it fell out onto his palm. As soon as he saw what it was... Joey went still.

He stared at the card for almost a minute before he carefully put it away in the envelope again.

Seto's heart sank. "You do not like it?"

Joey shook his head, then suddenly turned and threw himself at Kaiba. He kissed him deeply and hungrily as his hands stroked everywhere they could. He eased back for a moment and grinned, his eyes alight with joy. "I don't like it, Kaiba. I love it. Red Eyes Darkness Dragon. Kaiba... ya come up with the best presents ever!" He kissed him again. "Thanks. Not just for the card... but for... this. All of this." He smiled and hugged Kaiba tightly as he nuzzled his head into the brunette's neck.

Sighing with relief, Seto hugged him back. "You are more than welcome, Wheeler." He nuzzled him in return and stroked his hands down to lightly squeeze Wheeler's buttocks.

"This has been the best week ever." Joey grinned at the disbelieving look Kaiba gave him. "I don't mean the shoppin'. I mean... this. You and me. Spendin' time together and stuff."

Seto smiled. "I know. I feel the same way. Aside from the shopping trips, I do not think I have enjoyed a Christmas so much in quite a long time." He stroked his hands over Wheeler's bottom and looked thoughtful. "Although... there is one thing that we have talked about but not yet done."

Joey grinned. "Mokuba did say we should find somethin' to do for the rest of the day."

A smug smile settled on Seto's lips as he kissed the blonde temptation in his arms softly and slowly. "Do you really think it would take that long to measure me and learn if the ring from that advent calendar would fit me or not? Why Wheeler, you flatter me."

Joey burst out laughing. "There's that, yeah... but I was kinda hopin' we could do somethin' else too."

"Oh really? What might that be?" Seto's voice was husky as he nuzzled Wheeler's neck.

"Well, since we have some free time," Joey purred in Kaiba's ear, "I think there's one more gift we both have for each other. What do ya say we go unwrap them now, instead of waitin' for tonight?"

Seto found it a little difficult to concentrate on the blonde's words with his tongue licking his ear, but he managed it somehow. He smiled and squeezed Wheeler's butt, one hand rubbing the area where the pants were torn. At the blonde boy's moan, Seto smiled even more.

"I think that sounds like an excellent idea. After all... Christmas is the perfect day for unwrapping "

Joey grinned and wriggled away from Kaiba before jumping to his feet. "Cool. Race ya. Last one to the bedroom... well you'll find out when ya get there." He winked at the surprised brunette and hurried off - with Kaiba in eager pursuit.

They had just reached the bedroom and were in the middle of a passionate kiss when the perimeter alarm sounded.

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Seto closed the door and leaned his head on it, sighing heavily. "I still cannot believe that idiot tried to climb over the wall again."

Joey leaned against the wall beside him and nodded. "I can't believe he's still ridin' around in that sleigh. If he'd been in a normal car... Well a car doesn't decide it's hungry and wander off while you're standing on top of it to get over a wall." He grinned.

"It is probably just as well, though." Seto chuckled and turned to look at Wheeler. "Imagine what would have happened otherwise."

"Ya mean if Pegasus hadn't fallen and dropped that remote thingy of his?" Joey winced. "The alarms would have stayed jammed and we wouldn't have known he was here until he knocked on the front door. Assumin' he bothered to knock." He went pale. "I don't think I want to imagine anymore."

Seto was just as horrified. "Good idea."

Joey gestured to the painting Kaiba was carrying - desperate to change the subject. "It was nice of him to give ya a proper gift, though. Pretty nice one, too."

Smiling a little as he glanced at the painting of a Blue Eyes White Dragon in full attack mode that had been Pegasus's original gift for him, Seto nodded. "I should have realised he had given me a fruitcake merely because he thought I had forgotten to send him a Christmas gift."

Joey laughed. "Yeah. Explains the guilt on his face when he heard you'd sent him one, too."

Seto nodded, but his mind was already on something else. He looked at Wheeler. "Is there anything else that could possibly interrupt us today, or do you suppose it would be safe for us to try again?"

As Joey was about to answer, his stomach replied for him. Both teens looked at it and then at each other before they burst out laughing.

"That answers that." Seto shook his head as Wheeler started to apologise. "We spent so long getting that moose back to Pegasus that it is almost time for dinner anyway. If you will go get Mokuba, I will arrange for our evening meal."

Joey started to head off, but turned back to eye Kaiba warily. "Um... you're not gonna cook or anythin'... right?"

Seto sighed. "One of these days I will have my revenge on Mokuba for telling you about that chicken... No, Wheeler. I am not going to cook. I am going to put some frozen dinners in the microwave." He arched an eyebrow at the other teen's sudden grin. "What?"

"Most people would call that cookin', Kaiba." Joey grinned.

A small smile curved Seto's lips as he lifted a finger and placed it against the blonde's lips. "Not so loud. Fortunately for my dignity and pride, Mokuba has never thought of it that way. I would rather he continue to do so. It means I can get dinner for him without him hovering in the kitchen with my mobile phone and his finger over the speed dial for the fire department."

Joey kissed Seto's finger and nodded. "I won't say a word." He headed off to find Mokuba.

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Seto took the dinners out of the microwave and smiled to himself as he waited for his brother and Wheeler to join him. He was happy - and not just because he'd managed to get the shopping done and give his little brother the Christmas he'd wanted him to have.

He was happy because Wheeler was there, sharing the holidays with them.

The question he'd asked himself the night before - about what Wheeler was to him - had been going around in his mind all day. But while they'd been trying to get Pegasus's moose to cooperate and return to his master... the answer had come to him.

Seto had been standing on cold, snowy ground with an idiot babbling out an apology to him involving fruitcakes, paintings and late Christmas presents while a moose trotted up the road with Wheeler in hot pursuit. He had suddenly realised that his only thought was how cold the blonde's right buttcheek must be with a hole in his pants and no underwear.

He didn't know if that was love, lust or just plain insanity... and he didn't care.

Wheeler was with him. That was all he needed to know.

Seto smiled as his little brother and soon-to-be-boyfriend came into the room. "Christmas Dinner is now served!"

He put the plates on the table and joined them. Within moments, the kitchen was filled with the sounds of three teenage boys thoroughly enjoying a meal together.

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It had been a long and often frustrating week, but everything had worked out in the end. Well... nearly everything. For two people who had come together originally for the purposes of Christmas shopping and sex to end up a week later with the shopping done and celibate - but closer than they had ever been before... It could mean only one thing.

Christmas truly was the time for wonders to happen...

Because when the two of them finally did come together on Christmas night - it was a wonder the whole mansion didn't explode with the force of their rapture.

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epilogue to follow
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