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Wacky Crazy Funny Silly Zany Party Fan Fic!	By : GreatMasterM Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > General Views: 1437 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Happy Easter, everybody! You all get another chapter inside your Easter basket. We finally get to see who the real main villain is! And all the characters are finally reunited, for better or worse. In case I haven't already said this, the past several chapters were based on a central theme. Mai and Joey's was Austin Powers. Tea and Yugi's was Yu-Gi-Oh!. Tristan, Duke, and Pegasus's was all things gay. And Serenity and Bakura's was Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner cartoons. And now, on with the crack-indused randomness!
Wacky Crazy Funny Silly Zany Party Fan Fic

Chapter 11: Is It Just Me, Or Is This A Festival Of Idiots?

     Fifteen minutes before filming...

     “Arrrr, matey. You thought that your feminine charms could sway us brutes from realizing that your hubby was making off with our booty? Well lass, it seems that you were terribly mistaken. Not only did we kee-hah your lover, but we got your booty as well.”

     “What are you strong, sexy he-men going to do with me?”

     “Well lassie,” he says, taking off his dirty, button down shirt. “it’s not what we’re going to do with you, it’s what we’re gonna do to you.”

     The henchmen all rip at her blouse, tearing it apart until there is nothing left. The captain is also naked and “aroused” by now. Cue romantic/pirate music.

     Final minute before filming...

     Okay, places everyone! Tea, Yugi, you’re supposed to be over there! We got thirty seconds until we start filming. Quiet on the set! Why is my director’s seat all sticky? Lights! Camera! Milky Way Poppables! Action!

     Somewhere inside Bigcreepypossiblyhauntedbutmostcertainly-lethal Island, there is a room. A room where the champions meet before they do battle against the Dark One. But, due to racial lawsuits against the name “Dark One”, and its association with the forces of evil, the Dark One had to resign; therefore, the heroes were no longer needed, and the room became deserted. Now the room just collects dust, waiting for its heroes to return. Unfortunately, it got these idiots...

     We see a room where there are four holes in them, each representing a different way throughout the dungeon. An angel sits in the middle of the room, doing aerobic exercises, while watching a holy TV. (A holy TV is the end result of a TV that died due to natural causes, and not because it broke down the second after it was installed, or because its nuisances caused the owners to bash the TV into oblivion. A holy TV has wings like an angel, and glows like one too. And no, I have no idea when we’ll ever get to the characters of this story.) The angel hears some rustling coming from all four entrances and disappears with the holy TV. We then see our cast of misfits come running into the room and smack head first into everyone else in the middle of the room.

     “Owwww. I wish I had a stunt double.” says Joey.

     “Hey, the light’s gone now.” exclaims Tea.

     Then everyone realizes something.

     “Hey! We’re trapped in a mountain, on a deserted island!”

     Um, no. That’s not it. The cast looks over the script again.

     “Hey! We finally found you guys!”

     There we go. Everyone is reunited with their friends, and Tea.

     “I knew that we’d all find each other soon enough.” exclaims Serenity.

     “By the power of Ra, somebody shut her up!” shouts Bakura. “I can’t take anymore of this mental abuse.”

     “You think you had it bad,” says Duke. “I had to be chased around by Mr. Pedophile over there for the past couple of hours.”

     “That’s not at all what happened, Dukie-boy. I didn’t even get to see you most of the time. (Sniff) I missed you the entire time.”

     “Yeah, I bet.” murmurs Tristan.

     “Yeah, well none of you guys were about to be some dragon’s boy toy.” says Yugi. “AND the only thing standing in the way of that fate was Tea DUELING.”

     “Whoa, that is scary.” says Ryo, who just came back after his zombie/romance movie flopped in the box office.

     “Uh, guys? Mai tried to steal my mojo.” said Joey, not wanting to be left out.

     “Tried to? Hon, I did. I mean, I told you that there was no such thing.” replied Mai.

     Then everybody, except for Serenity, who was too busy hopping around in her adorable rabbit (I dare not say “bunny”, because I know how you think) outfit, started arguing about who had a worse time while separated from everybody else. Wow, about four whole lines and only one sentence. I’m sure my English teacher would love that (meant to be taken either as sincere or sarcasm). It’s a no-lose situation! I wonder what’s actually going on with the cast.

     Everybody, again except for Serenity, is now mud-wrestling. Spectators are anxiously waiting for Tea’s and Mai’s tops to fall off. And one lonely, little, middle-aged, chalky-white, balding, overweight, hairy man, is waiting for Duke’s overshirt and black undershirt to get ripped off.

     “Never!” cries Pegasus. “He’s mine!” he yells, as he leaps for an unsuspecting Duke, ready to strip him at all cost.

     Just as he gets within reach, and the creepy guy starting to salivate, that cursed dalmatian from earlier leaps on top of Pegasus’s hair, forcing his leap to come short of its goal. Unfortunately, the dalmatian brought friends; lots of friends. Practically every small and toy breed dog from the Land Of Dogs and Three-Legged Lizards came and jumped into the giant mud puddle. Soon, no one could identify which were humans and which were dogs. To be fair, a certain few of the humans were called dogs before, when they weren’t covered in mud. Anyways, they were all practically sounding the same after awhile. One theory is that somewhere in this massive tangle, the gang was finally getting its orgy. But that’s just a theory.

     Eventually, the firemen squad came in and hosed them all down. The dogs left and the rest were, unfortunately, still alive and clothed.

     “Awwww....” says a disappointed crowd. They leave after getting no show. Tickets are not refundable.

     Serenity comes back, dressed normally, from picking flowers in the field that Tristan and Duke visited earlier while on their date.

     “IT WAS NOT A DATE! WE’RE NOT GAY!” came the inevitable reply.

     Suuuurrrreeee...

     “Why is everybody so muddy?” Serenity asks. “Did you all slip into a giant mudslide?”

     “Umm, yeah, sure, that’s what we did.” they all say.

     Everybody cleans themselves off while Serenity plays Tic-Tac-Toe with an ant. Once they all have settled down and gotten themselves clean, they all stand around, wondering what to do next.

     “Hey, somebody want to tell me why we’re here again?” asks Joey.

     “Did we win a vacation?” says Tristan.

     “I thought this was ‘Survivor’.” says Mai.

     “I thought that it was because we all watched that video that said that we only had seven days left to live and then somebody told us to come here to break the curse and then Marik showed up on the boat and then Ishizu showed up at the shore and then that dragon came and spilt us all up and now we have to go find that person that showed us the video and stop them somehow and break the death curse. But I could be wrong.” says Yugi.

     Everybody just looks at Yugi. Yugi blushes for opening his mouth again.

     “Well, it sounds the most reasonable, and it had the most words in it, so it must be true.” says Tea.

     “So now what? I mean, what do we do? How do we find this person?” asks Ryo.

     Again, everybody looks at Yugi, for he is clearly the only one with brains in this group.

     “Ummm...I guess we keep walking?” he guesses.

     “But we don’t have much time left, Yugi-boy.” says Pegasus. “According to my calculations, we probably only have one day left to live, thanks to this island’s faster time schedule.”

     “Well, we’ll just have to try harder, and faster, that’s all!” Yugi says, now determined to save his own behind.
     Then Yugi burst out with a teamwork speech, which takes about an hour, and that is followed up with a friendship speech told by Tea, which takes up another hour.

     “Why won’t this curse just take us already?!” screams Joey.

     After the friendship speech is done, the gang wakes up and decides to keep on walking until they find...whatever it is that they need to find. Honestly, I think they already forgot what they’re doing. It amazes me that they’re not already dead.

     Just as they take their first steps in over two hours, the ground starts to rumble. Suddenly, the floor begins to rise, and the group is slowly being risen higher to the ceiling. Actually, now that they notice it, the room doesn’t seem to have a ceiling.

     “What’s happening?!” asks a worried Serenity.

     “I don’t know. We seem to be moving, probably to another floor.” explains Duke.

     The gang stares on in wonder as they are elevated to a new room. When the floor stops moving, they look around at their new surroundings. This is, by far, the biggest room they have yet to see. All around them are cave pictures of poorly drawn dragons. Along the walls are tubes, each with a dragon in them. Dueling cards with dragons on them are splayed out everywhere. So are the panties.

     “This must be...” starts Tea.

     “...the villain’s lair.” ends Yugi.

     “And from the looks of it,” says Tristan, holding up one of the panties. “they are a real womanizer.”

     “Look Joey! That dragon in the tube, it looks like the one that attacked us.” says Mai.

     “And that one looks like the one I dueled.” says Tea.

     “This must be where the villain keeps, or creates, his dragons.” explains Duke, once again, stating the obvious.

     As everybody is exploring around, the door opens up.

     “Haha. Okay, I’ll see you later! Bye-bye!” says a voice.
     They then go into one of those foldout shaded things people use for dressing/undressing, I forget what they’re called, and starts changing their clothes. Nobody else seems to notice any of this going on, but are still talking to each other. The person doesn’t seem to notice any of this going on, but still talks to themself.

     “Stupid shirt. Won’t come off will you? Take that!” BAM!! “And that!” BAM!! BAM!! “Muahahahaha! What size do you think you are NOW?! Now where did I put my...OH! Here it is. Can’t torture the lives of others without this.”

     “Hey, I wonder what kind of powers this new villain has?” asks Ryo.

     “It can’t be any better than when I had my precious Millennium Eye.” replies Pegasus. “Why, I remember all the fun times I had, reading the minds of certain people that I was interested in, or reading the mind of Alex Trebek so that I could win Jeopardy 75 consecutive days in a row.”

     Maybe I should convince this new villain to work for ME., thinks Bakura. After I am through harnessing their powers, I can just kill them off and drag them to the Shadow Realm. I haven’t heard the sweet screams of pain and agony since I forced those two football players to watch The Notebook on the I-Max theater.

     Hmmm., now thinks Yami. If this new villain uses a dragon deck, then if I have to duel him, it will be just like dueling Kaiba. And we all know how Kaiba likes to cheat by distracting his opponents with his pearly white teeth while he topdecks the card he needs. But now I’m just getting side-tracked. I should be able to take on Kaiba’s teeth, I mean, this new villain. Just as long as he doesn’t grin madly.

     Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship., thinks Tea.

     “Oh big brother. What will we do when we find this mean man?” asks Serenity.

     “I’m not your big brother. I’m Tristan. Joey’s over there.”

     Serenity walks over to him.
     “Oh big brother. What will we do when we find this mean man?”

     “Don’t you worry about a thing. I’ll personally beat them up until they HAVE to reverse this curse.” says Joey.

     Just then, the main evil villain gets done getting dressed and steps out of the...whatever it’s called.

     “What?! How dare you intruders barge into my sanctity!” she screams.

     “Who are you? Are you the one who’s trying to kill us?” demands Yami, now in hero-mode.

     “Oh. It’s just you guys. I thought the dragons would be pillaging your savings account and raping your children by now.”

     “But we don’t have any children...I don’t think.” says Duke, cautiously glancing over at Mai and Pegasus.

     “Whatever. Excuse me for one moment.” says the villain.

     She then goes over and flicks a switch on the side of a wall. The room suddenly gets dark and a random burst of lightning appears.

     “MUAHAHAHAHA and more! FOOLISH MORTALS! I AM SURPRISED THAT YOU MANAGED TO SURVIVE THIS LONG! PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR...”

     And then a flash of random lightning hits her.

     “Owww. That hurt. I think I’ll...”

     And then she is hit with another blast.

     “I think I’ll...”

     And another.

     “I...”

     And another. Just as another blast comes down from the heavens, she quickly grabs Odion from out of nowhere and the lightning hits him inside.

     “Human shield!” she cries out.

     “How horrible!” exclaims Tea. “She’s the worst villain yet!”

     “Enough!” the villain screams, now burnt to a crisp. “I’ll just turn off the random scary lightning! There! Now where was I?”

     “You were about to tell us how to break the curse and then send us safely home?” says Ryo, in the cutest face he could muster.

     “I was going to, but after seeing that face, I remembered why I like Bakura better! Now all I feel is a tremendous urge of wrath-like feeling!”

     Stupid host., says Bakura, deep inside Ryo’s mind.

     Who is this mad woman? Why did she show the tape to our heroes, and Tea? What size bra does she wear?! What will happen next? Why do I keep asking questions nobody but me can answer? I don’t know! But, I am willing to bet your kidney, you’re not using it right now, that the answers and more (or less?) will be found if you use the decoder specks, found only in specially marked boxes of Marik-Os, Thailand’s number one cereal for death row inmates, on the next dragon-packed chapter of...Wacky Crazy Funny Silly Zany Party Fan Fic! Whew!

To be continued...
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