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Carwash, with Extra Wax	By : Animom57 Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3352 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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12 – The end ... ?

Afterward, the other two were insanely
cheerful and matter-of-fact. Tristan took the hand towel and wiped
his come from Kaiba’s back and hair. “Sorry ’bout
that, I got caught up in the moment.”

Joey, who appeared to have momentarily passed
out on the coffee table, got up and said, “Damn, you screw like
you duel! Big cards, no mercy!”

“Yeah, but at least you didn't have to
worry he'd use a virus Crush card on ya!”

“Good point, Tris, good point.”

Kaiba watched the two in disbelief as Joey
retrieved his clothes from the dryer. “Ah, warm undies. So so
nice.” He mugged as he donned them, then pointed to the now
half-empty tin of car wax, shaking his head. “Car wax …
I can’t believe it.”

“Just think,” Tristan said with a
grin, “your shit will be shiny and rain repellent for a week!”
He picked up the discarded black silk boxers and tossed them at the
gaping CEO.

As Joey and Tristan made for the door, Kaiba
cleared his throat.

“Oh, right.” Tristan unbuttoned
the small pocket on his shorts and pulled out the folded paper, then
handed it to an amazed Kaiba and asked, “Is he any good?”

“Who?”

“Pegasus.”

“Unbelievable,” Kaiba said dryly
as he took the paper.

“Video it sometime,” Tristan
said, punching him on the shoulder lightly.

They waved, Joey looked up shyly and said,
“Er, thanks,” and then they were gone.

Kaiba locked the door, closed the garage,
then went swiftly to the security room to watch as they sped away on
Taylor’s motorbike and disappeared into the sunset.

What an unexpectedly informative and
entertaining afternoon it had been. He had learned – well,
actually, he had known it before, this was just more evidence –
that people see what they want to see, and believe what they want to
believe.

He snorted. Him? With Pegasus? What a
ludicrous idea - truly unbelievable. And yet people persisted
in believing it. Fine: that made it easy for him to make them jump
where he wanted them. Still, who knew that hairs from a cheap
platinum wig and a manga would have sold it so completely? The
condoms got them on the right track, the candles suggested kink:
really, it had worked perfectly. He was particularly pleased they’d
actually brought the bag in: he'd been wanting to try the
fire-and-ice trick for a while. Too bad they had left the “evidence”
bag behind – as blackmailers they sure had a lot to
learn.

The big surprise had been that the blond
was such a sex bicycle. Easy to ride and oh, so much fun. He
hadn’t expected that the puppy could turn so fast into a bitch
in heat: definite possibilities there. And provoking the
hothead into forceful dominance had been satisfying in its own way.
Very satisfying, in fact. It was always difficult to find
attractive people who weren’t afraid of him.

He folded his arms and chuckled softly. “And
on top of it, they acted like they do this sort of thing every week.”

Wouldn’t it be interesting if he
figured out some way that they would?

Author’s notes

This piece is an apology giftfic for Honda
Katsuya, because I wimped out of playing Jounouchi in her RPG.

I have no idea if car wax can be used as a
lube (or if in fact there is an "all natural variety"), but
since Minotaur mentioned motor oil, I figured what the heck - and
after all, this is fiction. (So please, consenting adults,
don't try this at home!)

BTW, I used dub names because it was the only
way I could overcome the writer's block I had with this piece (I use
the Japanese names in my Temenos fics): a simple trick, but for some
reason it worked.

The bowing, and the scraping:

35 centimeters of throbbing thanks to Jacq,
the Empress of Ensea, for spending 5+ hours polishing the bonings
with me when she could have been drooling over Suikoden bishonen.

Thanks to Elf and Akai, who are not only
eager, high speed sounding boards but generous providers of warm
fuzzies; Yukie, whose comic genius is somehow both staggering and
inspiring; and finally a certain person who wishes to remain
anonymous, but whose expertise I've drawn on freely: I blow virtual
kisses to you and the many other wonderful people on Kyokou Geemu, my
home away from my home away from home.

And finally, in an odd way, thanks to Demon
Game, author of one of my favorite lemonfics ever (to which I must
credit the phrase "riding the pony" as used in this story
:p). Until I came across "Bad to the Bone" it never
occurred to me that plot, creative details, and humor were compatible
with hot bishie action.

First pub: 27 April 2003
Rev
09ii, tweakies. 1 May 2003
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Carwash, with Extra Wax

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