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Sexual Frustration
By : DirtyHentaiGoddess
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male
Views: 9019 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
Abstinence too?
“You hear the voices?” Yami Malik questioned.
Ryou nodded sagely. “Yes. I hear them every day, from every laughing child to every blowhard politician… But!” He added darkly. “I also hear them too.”
For a minute both Ryou and Yami Malik were silent, with only the sounds of lust-filled lovemaking surrounding them.
“Have you ever had your ass waxed?”
“No. I think that would hurt.”
“Yes, but afterwards it feels so good.”
“Oh, ok.”
Ryou thought about this. “This brings me to my next point. I hear the voices from every electronic and non electronic appliance, but I just assumed it was my yami, Bakura.”
“They’ve got a word for that you know. It’s called schizophrenic.” Yami Malik laughed lightly.
“Don’t mock me. You’re missing the point.” Ryou frowned.
“Oh? And what would this point of yours be?” Yami Malik said, glancing below Ryou’s midsection with hungry anticipation.
“All of these objects told me to have sex with them, beautiful sex that would leave me wanting nothing but more sex until I was tired and raw, but that I would still desire more sex with them until I could have no more sex!” Ryou said with one amazing breath!
“And that boys and girls, is what you call a run on sentence.” Yami Malik threw his head back and laughed. “And my teachers thought I was a bad student.”
“But from this I abstained!” Ryou declared. “For there is only one true way to prevent ALL chances of pregnancy…”
“You can get pregnant?” Yami Malik nodded in approval.
“…and of contracting nasty sexually transmitted diseases!” Ryou paused for a breath. “Abstinence.”
“Or killing your lover right after having sex.” Yami Malik added.
Slowly, Ryou turned his head towards the grinning yami. “Umm… NO. That doesn’t work.”
Yami Malik was taken aback! “Oh… oops.”
Again, there was a long pause of silence. Well, as silent as it could be with six guys having sex with random objects.
“Well, duty calls.” Yami Malik suddenly walked into the kitchen, Ryou following him incredulously.
“WHAT?!! You too?! I thought you were the only one who wasn’t crazy!” Then Ryou rethought what he just said. “Wait no, nevermind.”
“Heh, you thought I was sane?” Yami Malik smirked and paused in front of the sink, reaching down to below the silver depths. “mmm…. it’s time…”
When Ryou figured out just what Yami Malik was attempting to do, he walked into the next room. What was to come would surely be a spectacle he didn’t want to see. Sadly he shook his head. “What are you doing? Not the garbage disposal…”
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Herein ends the “normal” chapters of Sexual Frustration!
What is to come will be.. *evil laughter* … interesting.
Anyone have any ideas for the ending? >=)
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