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Porcelain	By : LadyxxNefertiti Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Het - Male/Female Views: 8773 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Porcelain

Lady Nefertiti.
Last time: "Well Tea I had no idea that you felt this way about me and if you could please stop wriggling on top of me? But of course go right ahead if you want since you seem to like doing it….." he said casually.
'…'

Chapter 14: Joey the Spaz and Kaiba the Player…go figure.
-With Seto and Tea -(his room)
Tea glared down at him wanting to punch the lights out of him. How dare he act like a lecher and by god… still look hot with his hair mussed up like that? Well there was only one thing to say…Seto Kaiba was a Hentai on his off time. A cold-hearted baka who needed his ass kicked when everyone saw him…. But a gorgeous male with a Hentai personality (ahem) in the dark. He was actually approachable like this.
'Wait…are you suggesting you on top of him or just the fact that you can actually talk to him?' her conscious asked Tea.
My but he really looked comfortable in this position didn't he? Didn't seem like he was going to get off anytime soon either. Suddenly a thought occurred to her and she didn't realize that she lowered her face to his, their noses pressing together, her lips not even inches from his face. "Kaiba. Tell me honestly how many girls you've been with." Tea started feeling uncomfortable about asking him this. But this was important!
'Having issues Tea? And why would you care anyway?…You are supposed to love Yami.' Her conscious said in a 'I told you so' voice. But there was no answer from Tea. Perhaps she shouldn't be too selective about her options….in men/boys.
Seto gave her a smirk and wanting to rile her up a bit 'after all she is cute when she's angry' he thought. He looked at her and gave her a solemn yet honest face. "Tea what list would you like to start with? The red-heads? The blondes? The one's that are actually worth it? It's about 20 pages and it's alphabetical…from A to Z….oh and their listed as to what service they got…after all I am a busy, busy man." He trailed off nonchalantly.
'…..'
Tea just stared at him and her eyebrow twitched. Of all the bloody nerve….baka cocky bastard…. Then she had a mischievous thought. Pity he wasn't a good liar…..
Seto was going to pay for his little white, very nasty lie.
-Mokuba and Yugi- (living room)
Both Yugi and Mokuba were comfortably sitting on the sofa now and watching T.V. Mokuba was flipping through channels with a bored expression. Three out of the four channels were about Kaiba and his company, how hot he was, his success and at such a young age, his looks, images of him at battle city, him on magazine covers….etc…etc…. 'You'd think that they didn't have anything better to do or talk about…' Mokuba thought.
Just then a maid came and said, "Master Mokuba? There seems to be a slight problem..." and then both Yugi and Mokuba stared at her.
-Tea and Seto-
"It's a shame Seto…a real pity….I swear I feel so sorry for those girls you've been with…you must have been terrible and they left you…" Tea said sadly. 'Nani?' he thought. He thought he had the upper hand here! "But I do have news for you!" Tea said happily. "Yami's probably hundreds of times better than you and I know this from (ahem) experience." 'Hn. Eat that Seto Kaiba.' Tea thought evilly.
'him who?' Kaiba thought inwardly. Damn girl…of all the nerve…pretending that she's actually been with someone other than him. She was HIS! He was about to say so when both were startled out of their thoughts with the sound of her cell phone ringing. Tea froze and hoped to god it wasn't Joey. How could he have figured out that I was here of all places? Did he go to Eric's? Tea thought panicking. What did that good-for-nothing man tell Joey? 'That I was kidnapped and was slowly being tortured and murdered?'
The phone stopped ringing and Tea breathed a sigh of relief….but knowing Joey? He wasn't one to give up on his friends….Sometimes that boy is too much she thought. And she could just picture his reaction if he saw her lying in Kaiba's room and actually on Kaiba. It would be of horror, disgust, murder…and not to mention Joey would blow a freakin' gasket.
'And Joey would take me to the nearest doctor for a check-up and to make sure that I was still well you know…a virgin.' she grimaced shaking her head. And where went all her self respect? as if she'd let anyone take advantage of her like that!
-Joey, Yami and Tristin- (outside)
They were still at the end of the street, out of earshot of the guards and out of sight. Joey was pacing and thinking of ways to infiltrate Kaiba's mansion while Tristin watched him pace back and forth. "She's a big girl Joey! She can take care of herself!" Tristin started trying to reason with him. "It's not like she's on Kaiba and doing dirty things with him! She'd kill him first! And besides Kaiba wouldn't do that either? Remember honor?"
"TRISTIN JUST LISTIN' TO YOURSELF MAN! SHE'S NOT ANSWERIN' HER PHONE! THAT CELL IS HER LIFE LINE! I SWEARZ' THAT KAIBA'S DONE SOMETHIN' DIRTY TO HER! IF HE DOES ANYTHIN' TO HER…I'M GOING TO HURT HIM SO BAD THAT HE WON'T BE ABLE TO USE 'IT' EVER AGAIN! COME TA' THINK OF IT WHY DIN'AA I DO THAT WHEN I FIRST' MET HIM? I SWEAR HE'Z GOT SOMETHIN' SHOVED WAY UP HIS…."
'….'
'Do I really have to answer that question?' Tristin asked himself looking at Joey incredulously. Yami's eyes were closed and he was concentrating hard on something that seemed to be far away from him and Tristin sighed heavily. Why must he always be surrounded by idiots? He watched Joey take out his phone and dial Tea's number. He was punching in the numbers like his very life depended on it and when he got no response on the other end he yelled, very loudly in fact… at the phone.
"TEA! PICK UP YOUR PHONE! WHY WON' YOU PICK UP?" He whirled around and rounded on Tristin. Glaring, he said, "AND TEA ALWAYZ TOLD US TO BE NICE TO ZAT GUY! MONEYBAGZ HAS TAKEN OUR TEA… THIZ IS HORRIBLE I TELL YOU! HORRIBLE! TO HIS DUNGINS' AND IS TORUTRIN' HER WITH A WHIP! I KNOWS THIS! AND WE IS NOT DOIN' ANYTHIN' 'BOUT IT!" He grabbed Tristin by the collar and shook him fearing the worst for their friend Tea.
"What can we do? This is Dangerouz. We gotta call her dad! whaz his name? Eric or somethin'?"
"Good God Joey!…go on and tell the whole neighborhood why don't you?" Tristin said coughing and rubbing his ears while trying to let Joey go of his collar.
Finally Yami decided to speak up and he opened his violet eyes and said, "I do not believe it would be wise to contact Tea's father Joey. There is something about his demeanor that does not sit well with me." He told them of that day when he had called Tea at her house and frowned at her false and cheery voice.
He'd rather send Kaiba to the shadow realm and be done with it but grudgingly he somehow knew that Tea (his woman) would be safer in the arms of his enemy Kaiba than with that Eric fellow. Alas, little did Yami know that Tea currently was in Kaiba's arms….straddling him on his bed in fact. Tristin looked at both Yami and Joey. Why couldn't Yami and Joey just let them be? It wouldn't be the end of the world if Kaiba and Tea were together right?
"SHE'S FOREVER DOOMED! DOOMED I TELL YOU!" Joey yelped trying to block out their Tea and Kaiba holding each other and kissing each… errr…..never mind. He paced for another minute or two until Yami told him to quit it.
"I KNOWZ WHAT TO DO! CALL SOMEONE WHO'Z KNOWZ HOW TO GET PAST MEN USING HER FEMININE CHARMZ!" Joey said happily thinking he was being brilliant and was saying something Einstein would say.
'….'
Thinking he was being smart Joey grabbed the cell and punched in numbers….the number to Mai's phone. Tristin looked at Joey with an interesting expression. "So tell me my friend, when did Mai give you her number and why did she give it to you?" Joey ignored this and then when the bell started to ring he heard a voice.
-Phone call-
"This is Mai. Talk to me hun."
"MAI! WE GOT'Z OURSELVEZ A PROBLEM! THERE IS NO TIME FOR FORMALITIEZ! MONEYBAGS HAS KIDNAPPED OUR TEA AND HE WON'T LET US IN TO SAVE HER!" Joey said as if this was the worst thing that could've ever happened.
"Joey Wheeler… What in the? Where are your manners? What do you want me to do? Oh no….you want me to do what? What do you take me for Joseph Wheeler?" Mai said over the phone.
"MAi! NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT!" Joey said like he was leading a huge army into battle.
"So you think that if I use my 'abilities' then you can get past the guards? What's in it for me? You know I have a nail appointment at 3:00." Mai said looking at her nails.
"THANKS MAI! YOU KNOW I LUV YA!' " Joey said happily.
"I know Joey. Hey wait… when did I say I agreed to this?" Mai said but Joey turned the phone off.
-End phone call-
Mai sighed and turned her phone off. 'Wait….did he just say he loved me?' She thought getting into her convertible and turning the radio up all the way...
"MONEY-BAGZ IS GOING DOWN! SEE'Z THAT BOYZ? NO PROB' AT ALL!" Joey said waiting for Mai to pull up in her purple convertible. Yami sighed inwardly, he would've preferred sending Kaiba to the shadow realm. Tristin shook his head. Of all the nerve….he now was using Mai to do the dirty work for him. But the odd thing was…why the guards were so bent on not letting them into the mansion. They could've waited for Kaiba, sitting on the sofa and all but the guards had insisted that they were not allowed to enter at all. What was so special about Kaiba insisting that anyway? They weren't going to freakin' rob him or kidnap Mokuba or whatever. And it wasn't as if he needed to be alone because he was doing it with Tea so…..
'…..'
No way in hell! "Umm Joey…." Tristin began. Okay so maybe he should be a bit wary of Kaiba too….he was a male….
"NO TIME FOR IDLE CHIT-CHAT!" Joey said watching a purple convertible screech down the street and pull up almost hitting the tree. Joey gaped at Mai who was smirking at him and getting out of the car. "Hey Joey, how's it going? now where are those bad guards of yours that need fixing up?"
"Err Mai who taught you how to Drive cuz ya almost killed that man walking on the sidewalk?" Joey asked her scratching his head. Like a cute little puppy! Mai thought smiling inwardly…. 'but my little puppy!'
Mai ignored this and then looked towards Kaiba's mansion. 'So that's his home huh?' "All right! Lets do this boys. Now you three stay back, keep out of sight and let me handle things…..When I give you the signal you go in."
"Err…Mai what are you going to do?" Joey asked her. Mai was known for her impulsive crazy ideas that just came to mind that she just had to act upon. She ignored this, walked towards the mansion and took a deep breath.
"If this doesn't work out boys then we skip to plan B." Mai said over her shoulder.
"Which is?" Tristin said hesitating suddenly. He really didn't want to dress up like a girl and try to seduce or woo the guards into letting them get into the mansion.…..
"Run like hell….But don't worry my plans never fail….." Mai said smugly.
"Ummm…..right….." Yami said. Perhaps the shadow realm could wait till later. Damn. but his woman was in danger! Danger from his enemy! He would not stand for Tea sleeping with the enemy!
-With Serenity-
Why were the boys always so worried about Tea? Where would they all go? Tea's house? No. Tea never came to school. Joey had called earlier and said everyone was out looking for her but the real question was: did they find her? Hope not. 'Maybe she fell off the face of the earth...' Serenity thought.

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