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Sexual Frustration	By : DirtyHentaiGoddess Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 9019 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1-Jonouchi
- 2-Yami Yugi
- 3-Yami Bakura
- 4-Malik
- 5-Pegasus
- 6-Seto Kaiba
- 7-Mako
- 8-Yugi
- 9-Mokuba
- 10-Otogi
- 11-Honda
- 12-Rishid
- 13-Noa
- 14-Ryou's message
- 15-Varion
- 16-Raphael
- 17-Ameluda
- 18-Bandit Keith
- 19-Dartz
- 20-Siegfried
- 21-Leon
- 22-Leon part 2
- 23-Mahaado
- 14
- 15
- 16
Splendor of the Shattered Soul

Author’s Notes: It’s been a while, that’s for sure. Yeah, that’s all I have to say. Thanks Kaze, for the idea. ^_~

The bright and sunny day did not surprise Varion at all. For he had a sunny nature, and many people frequently told him that he reminded them of Ty from Digimon. Or Megaman, depending on who he was talking to.

However, this is irrelevant to the story, and thus I will not talk about it any more.

After his liberation from the darkness of doom, he now looked at life with a wink and a smile. Often he longed to talk to his new friends, to Yugi, Jonouchi, and Mai. But he could not bring himself to speak to them, not yet.

As he began to walk into the town of Domino, however, the clouds began to gather around, and the once luscious and green land grew into a barren wasteland. He whistled carefreely and wondered, “I wonder what has happened?”

Varion continued to explore the land, and soon came to a house with much ruckus and noise emanating from it. Like any other role playing game, he entered the house without knocking and without anybody taking notice. As soon as he did, he had to take a step back. “Oh… oh my…”

The sight before him abhorred him greatly.

“Ouch! That smarts!” A tall Egyptian with bare midriff, light lavender shirt, and insane white hair shouted, withdrawing himself from the garbage disposal. With a growl he looked over at Varion. “What’s it to you?!”

A shorter boy with light colored distraught hair ran over to him, a tragic expression in his large, gentle, chocolate fudge mocha almond, doe-brown eyes. “Yami Malik, have you hurt yourself?”

Spitting to the side, as if he had drank curdled milk, he replied, “Ryou, do you really need to ask?”

“Yes, because everyone has suddenly disappeared! Where did they go?” Ryou asked, looking around.

“Maybe they heard you talking about abstinence and got scared away. Hey, how long do you think he’s gonna last?” Yami Malik asked, pointing a thumb at Varion. “I bet another round with the garbage disposal that he’s gone before 2 minutes.”

“You’re on!” Ryou glanced knowingly at Yami Malik before turning to Varion. “Umm… who are you? You just kinda walked in here.”

“Ohhh, you’re the one who didn’t go to America. Of course you wouldn’t know me.”

“I don’t know you either.” Yami Malik added.

“You didn’t go to America either.” Varion stated knowingly.

“Oh yes, I’d much prefer to torture small animals here in Japan.” That being said, he ran out of the house, gnashing his teeth and screaming at the possums outside! He had to settle for squirrels though, and chased as many as he could up the same tree.

Varion began to circle the kitchen, admiring all their electronic devices. “My my, you certainly do have quite the selection here in Japan.”

“Yes, we pride ourselves on not having sex with electronic devices.” Ryou said firmly.

Varion stared at him blankly and blinked a couple of times. “That’s….. very interesting…” Lowly he muttered to himself. “So that’s what they do with their free time in Japan!”

He had not spoken too long before something suddenly caught his eyes. A month ago, he would have called himself crazy, but he could swear it was speaking to him.

“Hey there partner, what’cha say we go for a ride Johnny-boy?”

“Uhh… I don’t know. My mom told me not to hook up with any strange appliances.” Varion said warily.

“Yes, that’s the way uhh… boy who’s name I don’t know! Fight it!” Ryou exclaimed!

“But I’m not strange, fact ‘o the matter is, Johnny-boy, that my brother is in your kitchen! And my sister used to be in your kitchen before she broke!”

“My name is Varion, why do you keep calling me Johnny-boy?” Varion said, ever carefully inching forward, until he stood face to face with it.

“My bad, Johnny-boy, it’s just what I’m programmed to say, but ya know what partner? I’ll let it slide down the wayside creek if ya let me show ya a gooood time!”

Varion could not deny that his mind was suddenly not what it used to be. In fact, he was finding himself agreeing with this object, this beautiful thing that he had never before appreciated fully…

The waffle iron.

“Oh…. Oh …. OH!” He said a third time! Gently, he caressed the handle of the waffle iron, licking the edge for remnants of that morning’s breakfast. “Mmmm… you taste so good….”

“Oh no.” Ryou moaned, smacking his forehead in disgust. “I knew I shouldn’t have made waffles this morning!”

The brown haired boy opened his fly, which was becoming uncomfortably restricting, and let himself hang in the breeze so that his newfound love could get a good view of him.

“Heh… not quite on par with Malik, but you’re pretty good partner!” The iron said, warming up for Varion in anticipation. “Now, what are ya waitin’ for? Come to me…”

“Oh yes baby, I will.” He murmured huskily, placing himself inside the grooved ridges of the waffle iron. Slowly, he let the top down on himself and cried out in sheer pleasure! “Ohhh ohh baby! Warm me up, warm me till I’m raw!”

“It’d be my pleasure darlin’”

Wasting no time, Varion thrust himself into the waffle iron’s increasing heat, feeling the bumps and valleys of the iron against his rock hard stiffness. The heat was more than he could bear, literally, and with a loud cry, he came within the confines of the machine! “Aaahh! Waffleeyyyy!!!”

“…. Looks like I’m not going to be making waffles anytime soon.” Ryou said with a sigh.

“AND!” Yami Malik exclaimed in Ryou’s ear, startling the boy as he hung from the ceiling, with his cape drooping down like a vampire in the Bahamas! “You’ve just lost a bet.”

“What else have I lost?” He said as he sadly made his way to the garbage disposal. “My dignity? My pride?”

Yami Malik sat there pondering for a moment. “Your virginity?” He added helpfully.

With a glare back at the evil evil yami, Ryou sighed and stared down into the depths of the disposal. “You better not have left a mess down there.”

“Oops. My bad.”
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