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Sexual Frustration
By : DirtyHentaiGoddess
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male
Views: 9019 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
The Scornful Road
The road was sunny. It had been this way for miles and miles. Sunny, until he reached Domino city. Then the once lush scenery turned into a barren wasteland.
It had been a while since he had the company of a fine set of meaty chops, and Bandit Keith could not wait any longer.
Suddenly, he dashed into the nearest house, disregarding the abnormally large number of naked men scattered about the place. He wanted a nice set of meaty chops.
“Can I help you with anything?” A young boy asked him in a faintly British accent. He recognized this voice, which frightened and confused him.
“YOU!” He exclaimed, pointing to the little naked Ryou. “You… you’re evil and… mind controlling!”
Malik coughed from the far distant land across the kitchen. “No, actually that was me. But don’t you fret dear chap, I shan’t do it again.”
“Ok.” Bandit Keith accepted graciously. Seeing all these naked and lusty young men made him wonder what his grandmother was doing right now. Was she still knitting baskets in her old age? Or had she retired and moved on to dirt bike racing?
Before he could dwell any longer on these matters, a very attractive and sexy object caught his eye. “Why hello there…” He spoke seductively, tracing his fingers along the heavy machinery of the divine object of his desires.
The leaf blower.
“Why don’t you come here and…” He began huskily.
Sorry hun, not interested. The leaf blower retorted, disgusted that it was being approached by such an icky icky man. With stubble. And a bandana.
“What?!” Bandit Keith declared, outraged. He was slightly shocked that the leaf blower could talk too, but honestly he had been expecting that. “You… you can’t reject me!”
Oh yes I can. And I will. I’m not about to be taken advantage of by an icky man like you! The leaf blower huffed, shifting positions so that it didn’t have to look at the man. So just find a nice hole in the ground, jump in, and die.
“You have gone too far! Never before have I been mocked like so! Except by Jonouchi, Yugi, Pegasus, and Malik!” Bandit Keith roared, moving the leaf blower back so that it had nowhere else to look but at him. He would have his way, oh yes. And then he would have sweet revenge. Later.
You’re… you’re mad! The leaf blower blew some air at him but could not get away. Stop it! Stop it right now!
“How dare you insult me. I had leaf blowers back when you were still in the factory being made! I will have you, and I will have you now.” Bandit Keith grabbed a convenient rope and tied the leaf blower up to the couch, making sure it could not move.
Uggg… such an icky… icky man!!! The leaf blower shrieked! Don’t you dare touch me!
“Oh, touch you I shall.” Bandit Keith said lecherously, disrobing himself and biting his teeth at the machine. Wasting no time, he plunged into the leaf blower, and pressed the leaf blower’s on button, forcing it to blow tepid air at his manhood. “Unnnn….. oh yeah baby….”
The leaf blower hated what it was being forced to do, but it was after all a piece of machinery. It couldn’t stop blowing this repulsive man, even though it’s heart ached. You may have my body… but you’ll never have my soul!
“Your body’s all I want.” He replied, grinning maliciously behind his sunglasses. He thrust into the leaf blower a few more times before emptying himself into the chute. “Don’t you realize, leaf blower, that your sole purpose in life is to blow things? Like me? You’re good for nothing else.”
His words cut the leaf blower to the core. It had never felt so dirty, so used in it’s entire existence. It damned Bandit Keith into turning something so sweet into something so terrible! The leaf blower wanted to do something to hurt the man as much as it had been hurt. Well guess what! Bandit Keith is a silly name for a silly man!
Bandit Keith felt suddenly very hurt. As his erection melted away on the leaf blower’s nozzle, he didn’t bother to remove himself. Instead, he touched a finger to his sunglasses, pushing them back up onto the bridge of his nose. “You guess what! You’ve just earned yourself round two.”- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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