*disclaimer* I don’t own “Treat Me Like the Dog That I Am” by Motley Crue.
Crime and Punishment (Welcome Back Kaiba)
Ryou lay on his bed with his hands stacked behind his head. He could hear Marik and
Yami going at it in Bakura’s bedroom, making it extremely difficult to fall asleep. Their
exaggerated screaming and moaning was enough to keep half the neighborhood up. Hopefully
their window was closed.
Having an empty spot next to him on the bed didn’t help matters much either. Ryou closed his
eyes and said a silent prayer in his head. ‘Uh..gods? Why do you feel the need to crap on me all
the time? It’s not very nice. Can’t you cut me a break?’ Suddenly the phone next to Ryou’s bed began to ring. Ryou forgot he was praying and snatched
up the receiver, thinking it might be Malik or Bakura calling to say where they were. “Hello?”//Hey man, the Pharaoh over there by any chance?// “Jounouchi? Is that you? I can barely hear you.” Ryou asked. The static made it hard to hear.//Hold on...//Ryou held on the line.//You still there, man?//“Yes, I’m here.”//Cool, is the Pharaoh there? I tried the game shop, but all I get is the answering machine.//“Yes, he’s here, would you like to speak with him?”//Yeah, it’s pretty important.//Ryou covered the mouthpiece of the phone with his hand. “PHARRROOOAAH,
TELEPHOOOONE!!” He shouted at the top of his lungs. Sure he could have gotten up and told
the Pharaoh in person that he had a call, but he didn’t really care to see what position Marik had
him in.The screaming and moaning from the other bedroom ceased, so Ryou listened in on the rest of
the call.//Seto somehow found out we had sex the other night, and he’s like...REALLY pissed off./////So? Isn’t Kaiba always pissed off?/////Not like this. Look, I really gotta get goin’. Seto’s ready to string me up from the ceiling by my
nutsack. I just wanted to call you and tell you what’s goin’ on so you know./////Is that him yelling in the background?/////Yeah, I’m hiding in the closet. I have to let you go before he finds me. SHIT! *click*//Ryou shook his head as he hung up the phone. He pulled his covers over his chest and closed his
eyes. As he was falling asleep, he could hear Marik and Yami talking as they passed by his
bedroom door.“Hurry, Marik, we need to get to Kaiba Corps and make sure Seto doesn’t hurt Jou.” “There you are.” Seto glared at Jounouchi upon finding him hiding in the bathroom
closet.
“I already said I’m sorry, Seto! Why won’t you listen to me?” Jou whimpered, looking up into
the CEO’s firey blue eyes.Seto leaned over and grabbed Jounouchi by the front of his t-shirt. He yanked him up so that they
were looking eye to eye. “One month. That’s all we’ve been seeing each other, Jounouchi. One
month and you’ve already cheated on me. Why should I believe you?”Jounouchi whimpered again as Seto’s angry gaze shot threw him like a Armored Piercing bullet.
All he could hope for was that he wasn’t going get punched in the face right now. He’d never
seen Seto THIS upset before. It was a bit unnerving. Seto gave Jounouchi a hard shove back into the closet. “Just stay away from me right now. I need
some time to think things over. ” He snarled as he slammed the closet door shut.Jounouchi held his breath and didn’t move until he heard the bathroom door slam closed.‘Dang it, this sucks. How the heck am I gonna get my ass out of this one?’ He thought to himself.
“I don’t see why you feel the need to make sure that fool Katsuya is okay. Who the fuck
cares if Kaiba kicks his ass for fucking you?” Marik rambled as he drove Yugi’s car toward
Kaiba Corps.“Be quiet, Marik. I’m trying to think,” Yami snapped, giving Marik a dirty look.Yami’s hostile doom-gaze didn’t seem to phase the blonde. “I mean, it was his choice to fuck
you, and it’s not like Kaiba’s going to try to kick your ass. He knows I’d clobber him over the
head with the Millennium Rod if he even tried. So why should it matter to you?” He rambled on.Yami rolled his eyes. “Do you ever shut that mouth of yours?”Marik gave Yami a strange look. “Jeepers creepers, somebody’s sure cranky tonight.”Yami let out a long sigh and ran his hand over his hair. He rested his head back against the
headrest and massaged his neck with his fingertips. “I’m sorry, Marik. I shouldn’t have snapped
at you. This isn’t your fault, it’s mine.”Marik shook his head. “You need to stop blaming yourself. Katsuya makes his own choices. He
could have told you no.”“I should have had more self-control. How could I have been so stupid?” Yami balled his first
and punched the dashboard.“You were drunk,” Marik reminded him. Yami rolled down his window and let the breeze blow throw his hair. “That’s no excuse. What
really pisses me off is that I don’t remember even having sex with him.”“Nothing at all?”“Nothing. The last thing I remember from that night is bumping into Anzu in the bathroom and
her going on about something while I was trying to take a leak.”“You let Anzu watch you pee?” Marik asked with a horrified look on his face.“You said it yourself, I was drunk.” Yami groaned, “All I can remember is her talking nonstop.
After that everything goes black.”“Than how do you know you had sex with Katsuya?” Marik asked as he stopped the car in front
of Kaiba Corps.“He left me a thank you note,” Yami answered as he opened his car door and got out. Marik crossed his arms in front of his chest as he followed Yami up to the building.
“Hmm...that’s interesting,” he mused as he started piecing things together. A flashy red sports car pulled up to the building and Mokuba Kaiba stepped out of the
passenger side. “Thanks for dropping me off, Otogi. Here’s some money for gas. I’ll see you
tomorrow!” Mokuba waved as he watched the car speed away. He turned around to go inside.
“Marik? Pharaoh? What are you guys doing here?” Mokuba asked as he ran up to the two
Egyptians.
“Mokuba, hello,” Yami answered, “I’m here to make sure your brother doesn’t pulverize
Jounouchi.”“Huh? What do you mean?” Mokuba asked as he slid his key card through a slot next to the door.“Money-bags found out about the Pharaoh here fucking his little puppy at the party the other
night.”Yami glared at Marik and jabbed him in the ribs with his elbow. Mokuba shook his head as the door opened. “You can come on in, but don’t be surprised if you
end up leaving through a fifty story window.”“Thank you, Mokuba.” Yami answered as they entered the building.Marik and Yami took the elevator up to the top floor of the building where Seto’s living quarters
were located. Yami fidgeted nervously with the Millennium Puzzle around his neck as they
walked out into the dark foyer.“I think I hear them over in that direction,” Yami whispered to Marik as they felt their way along
the wall. They tip-toed through the darkness until they heard the voices more clearly.“Wow, they’re really making a lot of noise,” Marik said in a hushed voice.Yami clapped his hand over Marik’s mouth and pressed his ear to the closed door.
“Shhhh...quiet. I want to hear what they’re saying.”
Red Rover, red rover
Got a bone but I can’t come overNever broken, never trainedYou got me in the doghouseOn this dog chain
“Look at you! Just standing there with your tail between your legs, cowering like a
pathetic mutt. I’m not impressed, Jounouchi.” “I’m sorry, master. Please don’t beat me.” Jounouchi begged, scratching under his sapphire
studded black leather collar.“Oh great, don’t tell me he gave you fleas.” Seto grumbled as he clipped a leash to Jou’s collar.
“Looks like I need to give you a bath, damn it. Come on, mutt.” Seto gave the leash a tug, and
Jounouchi let out a whimper. He submissively followed Seto into the bathroom adjoining Seto’s
bedroom, crawling on his hands and knees.“Sit!” Seto firmly instructed Jounouchi, pointing at the floor.Jounouchi crouched down next to the bathtub and looked up at Seto for his next command.“Stay!” Seto said as he removed Jou’s leash.You treat me
Like the dog, like the dog I amYou beat meLike the dog, like the dog I am Seto set the leash next to the sink and began unbuttoning his shirt. He chuckled as he
looked down at cowering Jounouchi. “No dog of mine is going to be running around the
neighborhood humping every bitch that crosses his path, is that understood, mutt?”
Jounouchi nodded his head. “Yes, Master. It’ll never happen again.”Seto hung his shirt up on a hook above the door. He kneeled down in front of Jounouchi and
scratched him behind the ear. “You need to stay within the boundaries I’ve set for you, no
straying.”“Understood,” Jou answered, nuzzling Kaiba’s hand with his cheek.“Good. Now let’s get you out of those clothes, pup. You’re still getting a bath.”Jounouchi smiled at Seto as he pulled off his t-shirt. Seto stood up. “Here, boy,” he patted his chest and whistled.Jounouchi got up and started kissing Seto’s bared chest, running his hands down Seto’s long
arms as he did so.Seto tilted his head back and closed his eyes. “Mmm...” he moaned as Jou made a path of kisses
down his stomach.Jounouchi reached Seto’s belt and unbuckled it using only his teeth. Seto looked down at Jou and snickered. “Now where did you learn that trick?”Jounouchi nuzzled his cheek against the bulge growing in Seto’s tight, black pants. “Seto...thank
you,” he whimpered, thankful his only punishment for cheating was that he had to submit and be
Seto’s bitch.Oh master, go faster
You’re my bitch and I’m your bastardAt the dog pound make me begGot me with my tail between my legs Seto reached over the garden style bathtub and turned the water on. He felt his hand under
the jet of warm water. He looked at Jou with a big grin. “Strip, mutt. It’s bath time.”
Jou stood up and removed his clothing, leaving only the sapphire studded collar on.Seto licked his lips. “Alright, boy, get in.”Jounouchi gave the water a cautious look.“Well, what are you waiting for?” Seto asked as he dumped a bottle of lilac scented bubblebath
in the water. Jounouchi whimpered.Seto snickered as he stood in front of Jounouchi. “Are you scared of the water, boy? Don’t like
getting a bath?”Jou whimpered again and nodded his head.“Too bad,” Seto said as he picked Jou up and tried throwing him in the tub. Jounouchi fought against Seto, but Seto was just a bit stronger. Jou was going in the bathtub
whether he liked it or not. He wasn’t going to go alone though. He wrapped his arms around Seto
and pulled him in the tub with him.
You treat me
Like the dog, like the dog I amYou shame meLike the dog, like the dog I amYou treat meLike the dog, like the dog I amYou kick meLike the dog, like the dog I am
Seto quickly sat up and shook water out of his hair. “Feisty mongrel, look what you made
me do now! These boots are shot now!” he muttered as he pulled off his ruined leather boots and
threw them out on the floor.
Jounouchi cowered at the opposite end of the tub. Seto un-zipped his pants and wiggled out of them. He looked at Jounouchi and shook his finger
at him. “You’re gonna get it now, mutt.”Just beat me, just bite me, just break me
Treat me like a dogJust blame me, just shame me, then cage meTreat me like a dog‘Cause I need itAnd I want itAnd I deserve itTreat me like a dogPlease slap me, please smack meCrack me, whack meAnd attack meSeto pounced on top of Jounouchi and attacked the blondes mouth with his own. He ran his
hands up Jou’s wet chest and cupped his cheeks, deepening their kiss.
Jounouchi slipped his tongue into Seto’s mouth and moaned into his mouth. He could feel the
CEO’s full arousal grinding against his own. He wrapped his arms around the brunette. “I’m so
sorry for being bad, master. I’ll never happen again, I swear.”“It had better not,” Seto growled as he wrapped his hand around Jou’s erection and slowly
stroked it.Jou arched up into his lover’s touch, whimpering and panting from the CEO’s ministrations. “ I
need you so bad...take me..please, master.”You treat me
Like the dog, like the dog I amYou shame meLike the dog, like the dog I amYou treat meLike the dog, like the dog I amYou kick meLike the dog, like the dog I am “This isn’t going to hurt, I hope,” Jounouchi said as Seto positioned himself between the
blonde’s open legs.
“It might, a little...but you deserve it for being bad.” Seto smirked as he slowly pressed into
Jounouchi’s tight heat.“Oweoweoweowe!” Jou whined as Seto fully penetrated him.“Just relax, pup,” Seto said, covering Jou’s mouth with his own to quiet him. He waited a minute
for Jou to get accustomed to his size before he started moving inside him.The initial pain Jou experienced was quickly turned into pure bliss. Seto’s slow, carefully guided strokes hit Jou’s prostrate with precision, sending Jounouchi into a
sex-induced euphoria. Within minutes the CEO had his puppy begging him to go faster and
harder, but that’s exactly what he liked. Bad Dog
Bad DogBad DogBad DogYou treat me like a dogBad DogBad DogBad DogBad DogYou treat me like a dog I amtreat meBad Dog... After Jounouchi’s bath, Seto allowed him to sleep on the bed with him. Jounouchi curled
up next to Seto and nuzzled his cheek against the CEO’s chest. “Thank you for forgiving me,
master,” he said softly.
Seto petted Jou’s hair and scratched behind his ear. “As long as you never runaway on me again,
things will work out just fine.”“I don’t even remember doing what I did with the Pharaoh. Man, Seto, I feel horrible.”“And you should. I’m going to have to keep you on a short leash until I feel I can trust you
again.”“I understand.”“So was I better than the Pharaoh?”Jounouchi started to chuckle. “Well, considering I don’t remember a single thing, I’m guessing
he was pretty lame. You on the other hand, were totally awesome.”
Yami bit his lip. “Come on, Marik. Let’s get out of here.”
Marik snickered all the way to the elevator. “He said you were lame, BWA-HAHAHA! I guess
he really did fuck you! That’s too funny!”“Just...shut up,” Yami grumbled as they rode the elevator back down. They met up with Mokuba again as they were leaving.“Is everything okay?” Mokuba asked, noticing how sad Yami looked.“Everything’s just great, thanks for letting us in, Happy New Year!” Marik roared with laughter
as he and Yami left the building. “So did the cops find the dudes that turned the pool into a blob of green Jell-O?”
Jounouchi asked curiously as he traced Seto’s collarbone with his fingertip.
“No...not yet, but when they do, I’ll make sure that the dumbshits pay for what they did,” Seto
replied.Jounouchi kissed Seto’s shoulder. “I’ve always wondered what it would be like to screw in Jell-O.”Seto chuckled softly as he absently ran his fingers through Jou’s hair. “You’re nuts, pup.”
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