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Katsuya's Adventures in Wonderland	By : ReizOokami Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 4412 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Author's Note: Halfway through this chapter, I will be switching from calling Jounouchi to Katsuya.

Also, I excluded a lot of the story, because I hate it and I want to get to the KaiJou. Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum make me want to saw my own head off, the flowers were so rude I wanted to club my TV, and the other parts were just annoyances. The good part is when Alice meets the Queen. Well, I'm skipping to the good part—where Jounouchi meets the King. :D

Katsuya's Adventures in Wonderland

The Cats and the Hare

"This is the most fucked up thing I've ever gone through. …AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING!"

After struggling through the forest of grass and fluffy trees for over an hour, Jounouchi had come to a footpath, where he was now sitting on a small rock, about ready to cry. It was one thing to save world with friends by your side; it was a whole different thing to be lost in an unknown world all by yourself, looking for someone you were sure you were never going to find.

If there was one thing he definitely wasn't meant to be, he decided, it would be alone.

"Are you okay, little girl?"

Despite the fact that he was in no position to get belligerent, Jounouchi stood up angrily and turned. "Who are you calling a girl-!" He cut himself off as he was met with a pair of wide, frightened violet eyes, then took a step back and crossed his arms, looking down at his feet. "…Sorry. I'm just not in a good mood."

The cat-eared boy that looked suspiciously like Yuugi tilted his head, frowning. "I'm sorry you're not in a good mood. My name is Yuugi. What's yours?"

'Your name would be Yuugi,' the blond thought bitterly, then looked up at him. "…Jounouchi Katsuya."

"Katsuya's a pretty name," Yuugi commented, then smiled brightly. "Is there anything I can help you with, Katsuya?"

Jounouchi blinked at him for a moment, stunned. Yuugi—the real Yuugi—had always been nothing but polite, always calling him 'Jounouchi-kun.' This Yuugi, though still very kind, wasn't using honorifics at all, and he hadn't even asked to be able to call him by his given name. He… really didn't know what to think about this feline Yuugi.

The smaller boy let out a nervous 'meep' and quickly ducked behind him for no apparent reason. "If he asks about me I'm not here!"

"Huh?" The blond started to look back at him, confused, but then his attention was caught by another feline person, and he was alarmed to find it was his friend's other, darker half. "Ah…"

The Yami look-alike frowned and looked around for a moment, then turned his intense crimson gaze on him. "Have you seen my aibou? He looks like me, except… softer. Nicer."

"Ah…" Remembering Yuugi's frantic plea, Jounouchi shook his head. "No. Haven't seen him."

Yami sighed and seemed to slump in defeat, ears wilting. "I always seem to lose him in the garden…" He paused, then frowned and stood up straight again, raising an eyebrow. "I've never seen you in Wonderland before."

Well, at least he had a name for this place. The blond tilted his head. "Uh, no. I'm new here, and I'm trying to find my friend."

Yami narrowed his eyes skeptically. "…And what is your name?"

"Jounouchi Katsuya," he answered, and he decided that all of this introducing and stuff was getting very old very quickly. He knew these people; they just didn't know him.

"Katsuya." The feline tilted his head casually, pondering the name for a few minutes, before nodding. "It suits you. It's girly, just like you."

"Who are you calling girly, you prick?" the taller male exclaimed defensively, clenching his hands into fists and spreading his legs slightly in a battle stance, skirt be damned. "I'll rip your ears clean out of your head!"

Yami smiled nervously and lifted his hands. "Hey, just calm down. It was only a thought—"

"You call me girly one more time and I'll take your tail, too!" Jounouchi added as an afterthought. "You pussy!" Ooh, a backhanded compliment, burn.

The feline looked offended by this. "Katsuya, just calm down. I—"

Yami hadn't asked to use his given name, either. 'What's with all these rude people? It's because they're cats, isn't it!' He tried to ignore the fact that he wouldn't have truly minded if they'd been his real friends, because they weren't. They were figments of his imagination that he was sure he'd get rid of if he only ate something. "Do you know where I can find a white rabbit?"

Whatever the feline had been expecting, that had not been it. Yami blinked at him a moment, then nodded, rubbing the back of his head. "Um, yes. The March Hare and the Mad Hatter are celebrating his unbirthday."

"His… unbirthday. Right. Do you know where I can find them?" he asked, tilting his head.

At this, the feline acquired a small, sly smile and crossed his arms. "Well, I suppose I could tell you." He jerked his thumb over his shoulder. "He went that way."

Despite common belief, Jounouchi wasn't stupid. Narrowing his eyes at the cat, he placed his hands on his hips and asked, "Who did?" Just to make sure they were talking about the same rabbit; a rabbit was different from a hare, after all.

"The white rabbit," Yami replied, grinning a grin that was both mischievous and condescending.

He had to admit, he was surprised the other cat had told him the truth. "He did?"

The man looked surprised, ears twitching slightly. "He did what?"

"Went that way?" Jounouchi asked, tilting his head.

"Who did?"

Oh, now it was clear. The cat just wanted to mess with his head. "The white rabbit!"

Yami raised an eyebrow. "What rabbit?"

Jounouchi felt ready to tear his hair out—or the cat's, he wasn't picky. "But you just said—Ah, fuck it! I'm going this way!" he exclaimed angrily, turning to storm in the opposite direction.

Finally deciding to make his presence known, Yuugi caught his arm and gave it a small tug. "I'll take you to the March Hare's house, Katsuya!"

"Aibou!" To say Yami was surprised and a little embarrassed would be an understatement. "I didn't know you were—"

"If you think you're coming with us, you've got another thing coming to you, pussy!" the blond warned, shaking his fist. "You pissed me off royal and I don't think I'm cooled off enough to not gut you!"

Even in this world, the man still liked to see how far he could push, as he crossed his arms and stood up straight to give him a condescending look. "I don't think you'd be able to stop me if I really wanted to go."

Letting out a roar of fury, the blond picked up a rock and threw it at him. Yami decided that the rock had come a little too close for comfort and took that time to disappear, but not without one last, smug, Cheshire grin.

It was then that Jounouchi realized— "Oh my fucking GAWD. I'm Alice in freaking WONDERLAND!"

Yuugi frowned in confusion. "I thought you said your name was Katsuya…"

Trying not to lose his temper, because hurting his one companion's feeling would be decidedly bad, he sighed. "I did. I just remembered something. So, where's the March Hare live?"

"Oh! This way!" the smaller boy exclaimed, grabbing his hand and leading him at a run. "Come on! Before Yami decides to follow us!"

Jounouchi frowned. "Why would that be bad?" He turned his head slightly in confusion as he heard a loud 'click,' but when he saw nothing, he turned his attention back to the other boy.

The feline let out a whine of frustration. "He keeps hitting on me!"

The blond couldn't help a soft, sad laugh at that. The Yuugi in the real world would have killed to have Yami flirt with him, and this one was complaining. It figured. His hallucinations were so cruel.

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Yami poked his head into the throne room and glanced around furtively, then took off toward the thrones—one larger, the other two smaller, but the one to the left was still slightly larger than the other. He went for the smallest throne, catching the person sitting in it and beginning one of his best attacks.

Mokuba let out a shriek before he began to laugh, trying to dodge off of the seat as he batted at the feline-man's hands. "Yami! What the hell! Knock it off!"

"Tch, fine." Standing, he brushed himself off, then turned his attention to the boy's older brother. "I have some news you might be interested in."

"Oh, thank God." Seto stood quickly. "If someone else comes in and complains about how I run Wonderland, I swear I'm going to turn into my step-father and shout 'off with his head!'"

Yami chuckled softly but followed him out. "I'm surprised. You're usually much more patient with people."

The brunet turned toward him sharply, scowling. "When three separate people come in complaining that the sun shines too early and that they want curtains, I think I'm allowed to lose my patience a little!"

"That's what you get for being such a giving king," Mokuba argued, smiling, as he jumped up to sit on the rail of the balcony. "If you were meaner, people wouldn't come complaining."

"…You're supposed to be on my side," the king grumbled, leaning his elbows on the railing as he turned his attention back to his friend. "What news?"

Yami smirked. "Well, it's blond, and has big brown eyes."

Seto immediately waved it away. "Not interested."

"Really? You won't even take a look?" The feline knew his friend was a curious person, and would never turn down getting a look at anyone he thought might be worth giving a second glance; that's why he'd made sure to get a picture.

The taller teen frowned, crossing his arms, before finally giving in with a sigh and nod. "Alright. Show me."

Smirk growing just a little, he shot Mokuba a triumphant look and wiggled his eyebrows. "Here it is." Mokuba raised an eyebrow in surprise. The person must be good looking for him to look so smug.

Seto took the photo with a long-suffering sigh, as if this wasn't the first time (and it probably wasn't), then looked down to see the person the Cheshire cat was so intent on him seeing. "…It's a girl. You know I don't like girls."

"Oh, no. It's a guy," Yami replied, crossing his arms and rocking back on his heels proudly. "He's feisty, too. Threatened to rip my ears and tail out."

"…Huh…" Now that he looked for it, he could see the more masculine contours of the blond's body and angular facial features. And he did want a feisty queen, because having someone who just agreed with him would be no fun. He liked challenges. "…Then why is he in a dress?"

"Psh, like I was going to stick around and find out!" the feline exclaimed, scowling. "Did you not just hear me? He threatened to rip my ears and tail out! And then he threw a rock at me! I'll risk a lot for you, Seto, but he really wanted to hurt me!"

Seto hummed to himself and smirked, suddenly intrigued by the blond boy he was looking at. "I see." Feisty and gorgeous. He wouldn't mind getting to know this… beautiful, exotic creature. "…Is there any way to bring him here?"

"I'm sure I could find a way to lead him here. He's looking for a white rabbit." Yami frowned. "Yuugi's taking him to go see Bakura and Marik. Bakura's celebrating his unbirthday, you know."

"Yes. Wait—Shit! That was today?"

Mokuba rolled his eyes. "Don't worry, big brother. I already sent our gift to him."

Seto groaned and rubbed his temple. "I need a break from being king…"

"Hey! Isn't Ryou a white rabbit?" the younger boy exclaimed suddenly. "Ryou's here, you know, because of that trial we're about to have—"

"That's right." The brunet smirked, crossing his arms again as he looked once again to the picture in his hand. "So he'll be coming here anyway. Yami, go tell him that if he's looking for Ryou, he's here."

Yami sighed. "I don't know if he'll listen to me, but I can try."

Seto rolled his eyes and sighed as well—though more in an annoyed manner than an unsure one. "Bakura and Marik will back you up. They don't like you, but they know you're not a liar."

"Alright. You better hope it works, though," the feline replied, scowling at him, before he began to disappear from view.

"Tell Yuugi I say 'hi!'" Mokuba added, and Yami's mouth stayed behind only long enough to reply before it, too, disappeared.

"I will."

Seto made sure he was gone before turning to his brother to show him the picture. "This is going to be my wife."

"Huh." The younger boy tilted his head. "He's… pretty. I hope he's fun to hang out with; it's boring when you're doing all of that official document stuff."

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Katsuya's head hit the table. He had long since given up on trying to be called by his last name; every creature here was rude and assumed. Then again, he was calling them by their first names—but they didn't have last names! He was growing more and more frustrated, though, because the March Hare was not Ryou, but he looked a lot like him. …Except for the fact that Ryou looked like a cute bunny and Bakura looked like an evil bunny.

"Katsuya, are you okay?" Yuugi asked in concern, grabbing his shoulder and shaking him lightly. "I know Bakura's not who you were looking for, but…"

"Whose unbirthday is it?" the blond suddenly inquired, looking up tiredly.

No matter how much cake he'd eaten, no matter how much tea he'd drunk, the hallucinations had not gone away. He was sure this was one of Marik's twisted mind games, though, and when he got out of it, he was going to find him and kill him, no matter how much Malik begged.

"Mine," Bakura replied, playing with one of his long white ears idly. "Best present I've gotten is from the King of Hearts. I'll have to send him an un-thank you card."

Katsuya nodded. "Of course. I see." And he did see. It hurt to admit it, but he did understand that.

Yuugi was interested immediately. "What is it? May I see it?"

The albino leaned back and lifted a heavy golden necklace—the Sennen Ring. "I like it. It's solid gold."

Katsuya's eye twitched. Marik would die a slow and painful death.

"So, who was it you said you were looking for again?" Marik asked, turning his attention to the blond. Without giving him a chance he offered, "More tea? Cake?"

"No thanks. I'm stuffed." Sighing, the dress-clad boy leaned back in his seat. "I'm looking for a white rabbit named Ryou. He's my friend, and I just want to find him and go home."

Bakura looked interested in this information. "A white rabbit? And he looks like me?" He remembered the disappointment on the blond's face when he'd thought he'd seen his friend and then found it wasn't him at all. "…Is he cute?"

"Don't tell me you're getting horny again! You haven't even seen him!" Marik exclaimed, scowling.

Katsuya blushed a little and crossed his arms, frowning. "Well, I've always thought he's cute. Like a little bunny you just want to snuggle."

When the albino stayed silent, the darker skinned man threw his hands up in disgust. "Oh my Ra, you are getting horny! You haven't even seen him!"

"Bakura's a hare, Marik. He gets horny at the drop of a hat. No insult intended, of course." Leaping gracefully from a tree, Yami landed beside the table. "Happy unbirthday, Bakura."

Bakura grinned as he was passed a brightly wrapped back and began tearing into it. "Haha! I knew there was a reason I liked unbirthdays!"

The feline raised a brow at him, then turned his attention to the blond and the other feline watching him warily. "I have been sent to tell you that a white rabbit named Ryou is currently at the king's castle."

Katsuya scowled at him and stood, slamming his hands on the table. "And just why the hell should I listen to you, you prick?"

"Whoa, hey! Yami's a pain in the ass, but he would never lie," Marik exclaimed, frowning. "Besides… even if he did, he would never do it against the king. The king doesn't have a sense of humor."

The blond narrowed his eyes skeptically. "…If you are lying, Yami… I'm going to make you wish you were never born."

Bakura shot to his feet as well. "I'm coming too! I wanna this cute little bunny everyone's talking about!" he exclaimed excitedly, then blinked. "…You got me a book? Really?"

"It's a collector's edition worth a lot of money. I figured if you were going to pawn anything I gave you, it might as well be worth something," Yami replied, smiling wryly.

The hare was ecstatic. "You do know me!" He was so happy, he glomped the feline roughly. "I LOVE YOU!"

"Let's go before he does something else embarrassing," Marik ordered, ushering both Katsuya and Yuugi away. "Like kiss him."

The blond looked up at him innocently. "You know, for a mad hatter, you really aren't that mad."

"We're all mad here," the taller man replied. "And as such, that makes us normal."

"…I guess I never really looked at it like that." Katsuya frowned in sudden concern. "Wait. Does that mean I'm crazy?"

Yuugi smiled at him sweetly. "You're not crazy, Katsuya! You're still really weird by our standards, so you must not be mad!"

He was glad to hear that. So very, very glad. "Oh. Good."

Marik smiled brightly. "Besides, this gives me the perfect time to attack my little lover-poo!"

Both boys looked up at him blankly. "…What."

"My cute little Maliky-poo!" he repeated, clasping his hands together. "He's so cute, and sweet, and molestable—"

"I really don't like where this conversation is going!" Yuugi exclaimed, covering his ears and blushing.

Katsuya let out a yelp as he was nearly knocked to the ground and hurriedly grabbed onto Marik before he fell down. "Ack! The hell!"

"I'll race you, Marik!" Bakura called over his shoulder, smirking. "Betcha I'll get there first!"

"CHEATER!" the platinum blond roared, dropping the boy holding onto him, and began sprinting after the hair.

Katsuya grunted and sat up, rubbing the back of his head as he glared after them. "I hope you lose, you jackass!" He took the hand being offered and pulled himself off, taking a moment to dust off his dress—just because he didn't want to wear it didn't mean he didn't want to look presentable.

Yami raised an eyebrow at him. "Why are you wearing a dress, anyway?"

"I don't have to explain myself to you!" he exclaimed defensively, blushing a little. "Maybe I wanna wear it!"

The Cheshire cat raised an eyebrow. "…Why?"

"I just said-!" Growing frustrated, Katsuya waved his hands over his head. "Somebody changed me while I was unconscious! I wasn't wearing this when I got here!"

"Oh! That's terrible!" Yuugi exclaimed, frowning. "What if it had been a rapist!"

"…Thanks, Yuug'. You make me feel better. I mean, it's just a little, but it's the thought that counts I guess," the blond replied, sighing.

Yami rolled his eyes and sighed. "Unbelievable. Well, if we ever hope to catch up to Marik and Bakura, we'll have to walk quickly."

The taller boy tilted his head, blinking in surprise. "What? We'll actually catch up to them?"

"Oh, definitely." The smaller feline smiled at him sweetly. "We'll find them collapsed on the middle of the path in a few minutes. They forget they can only go that fast in short bursts. Sometimes they'll be ahead of us; sometimes they'll be behind us. We'll pass each other a lot."

"…Uh huh." Crossing his arms, Katsuya rolled his eyes. "Unbelievable. They're just like they are in the real world—acting without thinking."

Yami raised an eyebrow at him. "Are you talking about yourself?"

"I'll kill you!" the blond exclaimed, reaching out to grab the smart ass cat's neck. "Kill you dead!"

"Yuugi I trust you to get him to the castle bye!" Yami exclaimed, and his throat disappeared from view, leaving the taller boy's hands grasping at air. His mouth stayed behind just a minute to blow a raspberry at him before it disappeared as well.

Katsuya let out a frustrated scream. "Just wait until I get my hands on you, pussy! I'll kill you! I'm gonna rip out your ears—"

Yuugi laughed nervously and grabbed his arm. "Calm down, Katsuya! You'll use all your energy screaming when you should be walking."

"—And then I'm gonna cut out your spleen—"

"Katsuya!"
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