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Sexual Frustration	By : DirtyHentaiGoddess Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 9019 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1-Jonouchi
- 2-Yami Yugi
- 3-Yami Bakura
- 4-Malik
- 5-Pegasus
- 6-Seto Kaiba
- 7-Mako
- 8-Yugi
- 9-Mokuba
- 10-Otogi
- 11-Honda
- 12-Rishid
- 13-Noa
- 14-Ryou's message
- 15-Varion
- 16-Raphael
- 17-Ameluda
- 18-Bandit Keith
- 19-Dartz
- 20-Siegfried
- 21-Leon
- 22-Leon part 2
- 23-Mahaado
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Color of Evanescence

"Heheheheh… HAHAHAHAHA~!" Siegfried laughed as he plucked a grape from his house hold vineyard grape plant. They were delicious grapes, the purplest on the block. And his block had many vineyards. "Oh lovely succulent grape! Nothing will ever be better! Except…"

He leaned forward suddenly, pressing a button on his rose shaped laptop, leaning forward to see the sweating face of his dreaded nemesis. "KAIBA! I have finally defeated you! AHAHAHAHA!!!"

He pressed a couple other buttons on the laptop and viewed the Malik residence, pleased with what he saw. Lovely men. Hot, sweaty, horny men doing what they loved to do best. "Have a delightfully permissive indulgence." Siegfried tittered, feeling that any other word for it would be uncouth.

He smiled, thinking of his devious plots and how he had foiled Dartz into thinking he was controlling everything. Little did that little man know that he had in fact been controlling him! Through the aide of his rosey laptop.

“That peon! Thinking that he was actually in control of everything! Well I showed him. I, Siegfried, am the number one true noble, even more powerful than the king of Atlantis!” He laughed, not noticing a menacing looking Cinderella as she stared at him through his window.

Suddenly, Siegfried was mauled by two glass slippers! 300 direct lifepoint damage! “Aaaaughhh! No! I was so close… almost had that… twine…”

When he came to, Siegfried nodded woozily. He had been out for so long that his eyes had grown dark, and he couldn’t see very well. He had awoken in the darkness of the bathroom, to be precise. A strange noise startled him.

“…and tunafish, and starfish, and blowfish… mmmm…. Blowfish…”

“What the…” Siegfried noticed suddenly that the tides had shifted again! And now, a rather large dolphin was sitting in the bathroom sink. Oh, and he could see again.

A strange fellow was chanting into the telephone next to the broken toilet with an emergency axe sticking out of it. Ignoring the strange fellow, Siegfried began to notice more important things, like the odd humming which came from below the sink.

“H-hello? Who’s there, hiding below the bathroom sink?!” Siegfried demanded, pointing an accusing finger at the shut cabinet. “If you don’t reveal yourself, then I will!”

For a moment, he debated removing his clothing, but that passed.

Is that a threat or a promise? A voice from under the sink giggled darkly and guffawed a little. It began to purr, purring and purring, rumbling under the bathroom sink.

“What sort of sick freak are you?!” Siegfried demanded again, pointing another accusing finger at the shut cabinet.

My honeycakes, I am your dream come true. Just take a little peek under here and have a little rollin’ fun with me. The voice cooed and shook with delight.

“I will!” Siegfried plucked the emergency axe from the toilet and threw it at the cabinet, in a very sexy and flowery way, rose petals flying through the entire bathroom choking the dolphin. The dolphin garroted ungratefully. With the grace of a flying acrobat (Siegfried’s favorite was Trowa from Gundam Wing,) he dove under the sink, crushing the wooden cabinet doors between his manly elbows.

“You! You were the one who garroted the dolphin! And yet you’re so…. So….” Siegfried choked on the words, not because of the rose petals, but because he couldn’t find the word to describe such a delightful, alluring, wonderful, magnificent, exquisite, majestic, towering inferno of mighty passion.

The rice cooker.

“Oh baby. Oh oh oh baby…” He cooed to his delightful newfound passionate object. “Why didn’t you tell me sooner?”

Because you don’t own a rice cooker. You’re German. But don’t worry, I won’t discriminate against you, and your wiener schnitzel. I love ALL of you baby…. The rice cooker bubbled rice inside itself, it’s temperature rising just thinking about Siegfried’s wiener schnitzel. Come here baby… you know what’s good for you…

Siegfried did indeed know, and he decided to keep his promise from earlier and reveal himself. He did that rather quickly, it must have been a German thing.

The rice cooker’s steam poured out and enticed his already aching self with hot hot hot steam. Very hot hot hot steam. Siegfried sighed in delightful pleasure. Despite his other wishes, he opened up the rice cooker and removed some rice, licking the white stuff delicately and eating a few grains. “Mmm… you taste so good… almost like nothing…”

Oh… oh yeah sweetie mochi…. Keep doing that… but don’t waste any more time!

Siegfried didn’t intend to. He knew the meaning of wasted time, having lost his corporation to Kaiba once before. But now he would have the better of Kaiba. Kaiba could NEVER know what he had… what indescribable pleasures he was about to experience. Having already stripped himself, he spread the sticky rice all over his body, basking in the hot sticky white rice. “Ohhh… OHHH!!!”

Now! Waste no more time! Do it now! The rice cooker bubbled some more and rumbled enticingly.

Well, I think we all know what happens next.

Oh yeah, and Ryou found that someone else already made rice for him later.

THE END

Angry aquatic rabbit bit yami malik

(Sorry, my little sister wrote that line and I didn’t have the heart to delete it.)

Ok, for you angry pissed off people, I’ll write the rest. Meanies.

Siegfried slowly lowered himself into the rice cooker, adjusting to the exotic heat and the consistency of bubbling rice. He absolutely loved the deep volcano-like heat of being buried in a mound of rice.

OH!! Yes yes!! HARDER! HARDER!!! The rice cooker howled in the throes of pleasure. By now, the mirrors were fully steamed. The timer was about to go off, the rice was almost done.

“Just… unnn… a little …. more…. JAAAA!!!!” Siegfried cried as he released his hot hot hot seed within the hot hot hot confines of the hot hot hot rice cooker. It was fun.

A small ding sound echoed through the bathroom, and little voice cried from across the house, “Oh! My rice is done!”

Siegfried fell back onto the tile floor of the bathroom, finally grateful that the bathroom floor was cold as he felt the frozen contrast of the floor. Sweat clung to his body, along with the rice, and he suddenly panicked. “Wait… I was supposed to be the master planner here… I had defeated Kaiba. I was in control, yet somehow…” He quickly dove behind the gagging dolphin as he heard the sound of soft pattering footsteps.

“Oh, what are you doing out from under the bathroom sink? I thought I left you there for safe keeping.” Ryou said softly, with much innocence. He swatted aside the flying rose petals and ignored the choking dolphin in his sink. And Mako humping his phone. At the sight of such wonderfully tossed and cooked rice, he decided not to be insane anymore.

He gently picked up the pot and carried it out of the bathroom. “Hmm… it has a familiar flavor this time… like when Bakura made it that once…”
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