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Puppyshipping ABC's	By : AnonymousTigress Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 12830 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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U is for Unpredictable
Predictable. They had called him predictable. His own friends had claimed he was predictable. Sadly, even Yugi had agreed. Upon reaching school grounds, Joey had shot his mouth off, telling his friends that he would prove he could be unpredictable.
Bakura, being the bastard he was, dared the blonde to prove it. Joey had thought over it for a minute before smiling big and telling his friends he knew just how to prove it. Grabbing Yugi as a witness, Joey dragged him inside. Joey guided him straight to their class and opened the door quietly. He told Yugi to stay there in the doorway before walking through the class.
A creeping horror spread through his veins when he saw who Joey was approaching. Kaiba was sitting at his usual place in the back, typing away at his computer. The busy brunette didn’t even glance up when the tall blonde stopped by his desk. Joey cleared his throat.
“What is it, mutt?” Kaiba asked, without looking up.
Joey shot an annoyed look at the top of his head.
“I got a question for ya, Kaiba,” Joey said, plain and simple.
Seto frowned, but kept typing.
“Then ask it and get out, Wheeler.”
Joey glanced over at Yugi before taking a deep breath and releasing it.
“What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?”
Yugi cocked his head to the side. He couldn’t quite figure out what Joey was doing or the answer to the question. Apparently, Kaiba was in the same boat. He actually stopped typing and looked as though he were running the information through his head. Kaiba lifted his head to look at Joey with an extremely puzzled look on his face. Then it turned into a downward frown.
“I give up, mutt. What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?” Kaiba asked.
Placing one hand on Kaiba’s desk and the other on the back of his chair, Joey leaned in with a smile. Yugi was surprised Kaiba didn’t make a comment about personal space.
“That’s easy, Kaiba. The answer’s queue.”
Kaiba’s eyebrows knitted together in great confusion.
“Wheeler, what the He-mppfh.”
Yugi’s eyes went alarmingly wide. He actually brought a hand up to pinch himself. Okay, that hurt. Which meant Yugi wasn’t hallucinating and Joey really was lip-locked with Seto Kaiba. And after Joey pulled away with a big smack, Yugi could tell he wasn’t the only one whose brain was short-circuiting.
Not that Joey gave him much of a chance to see Kaiba’s reaction. He zipped around the desks and out the room, making sure to yank Yugi alongside him. He was still shaking his head while Joey chuckled.
“I can’t…I can’t believe you did that,” Yugi murmured.
Joey shrugged with a grin. “Guess I’m not so predictable anymore.”
They wound around the corner where the others appeared to be waiting by the lockers, Joey’s in particular. They took in Joey’s smug smile and Yugi’s startled face. The friends immediately started asking what Joey had done. Joey just chuckled while Yugi was a different story.
“I can’t…I can’t say it. I just can’t believe Joey did that,” Yugi said.
The others turned their gaze back to Joey who had his hands stuffed in his jeans pockets. He had a big silly grin plastered to his face.
“Dude, don’t leave us hanging. What the heck did you do?” Tristan asked.
“I kissed Kaiba.”
His friends’ reactions were hilarious. Their eyes all got big like Yugi’s had been. Bakura barked out a laugh. Joey glared.
“What? Did you predict I was gonna do that?” Joey asked.
Surprisingly, Bakura shook his head.
“No, I didn’t, mutt. But I think the real question is how predictable is Kaiba?” Bakura taunted, waggling his eyebrows.
Joey felt a strong hand suddenly grab the upper back of his jacket.
Oh shit, Joey thought.
He was flung back into the lockers on the opposite wall where his head almost collided with metal. He threw his hands up in defense, but Kaiba was right there, prepared for it. His wrists were grabbed, twisted down, and now pinned at his sides. Seto easily towered over the blonde, gazing down at him with a lethal glare.
The CEO narrowed his gaze, almost as if running a math formula through his head. Joey returned the hard stare with the same intensity. Seeing as no one else was about to break up the teens, Yugi stepped forward.
“Kaiba, please don’t. We said some things to Joey and he decided to prove us wrong. Don’t be mad at him. Be mad at us,” Yugi tried to soothe him.
“Stay out of this, Yugi.”
Yugi wasn’t the only one surprised to find that Joey, not Kaiba, had told him to butt out. Seto stepped closer, crowding Joey further into the lockers. In the background, Bakura could be heard making some sort of bet with Malik. After a few moments of silence, Seto spoke.
“Is it true, mutt?”
Joey cocked a smirk at his rival.
“Yeah. They were saying I was predictable so I thought to myself ‘What could I do to prove to them I’m unpredictable?’” Joey explained.
This was a good sign. The two were talking. Not fighting, but talking. Yugi’s eyes shot to the school clock. They only needed one more minute; school would start and Kaiba wouldn’t try something when the halls flooded with students.
Seto let out a small snort.
“And being unpredictable results in you…kissing me?” Seto said, an eyebrow raised.
Oh, baby! Only forty seconds.
Joey nodded as best as he could while being effectively pinned.
“Everyone knows we fight worse than cats and dogs. So why on God’s green Earth would I kiss you?” Joey chuckled.
Seto squinted at him. “Are you comparing me to a mangy cat?”
Twenty seconds!
Joey tilted his head to the side, similar that of a playful puppy.
“Beats being compared to a mutt, Kaiba.”
BR-R-R-RING! Yugi thanked every god he could think of as students filtered into the hall. To his dismay, the noise didn’t disturb the two teenagers.
Oh gods! Joey’s really done it now. Kaiba’s going to pop, Yugi thought.
He looked over his shoulder at Yami for help. The taller man shrugged helplessly. Everyone knew better than to get in between the two of them. The students started to crowd around the area in the hall. They could sense something stirring in the air. Whispers filled the air yet the two teens continued to ignore everyone else around them. Seto’s smirk melted into a sly grin, although no one could tell the difference.
“So you want to be unpredictable, huh mutt? Tell me something. Do you think I am predictable?” Seto asked.
It was so quiet in the hall that most of the people closest to the two teens could hear what they said. They spread the word to the others. Naturally, several different versions of the message was spread, as well. Joey chuckled at the question.
“I found ya before class, didn’t I? In the classroom, working at your laptop. Predictable.” Joey challenged.
Seto chuckled before taking a small step back and releasing Joey’s wrists. This allowed Joey to push himself off the lockers and rub his wrists.
“That you did, mutt.” Smirk. “But did you predict this?”
This moment would forever be cemented in the minds of the students as the moment they all lost their minds. That was the only way to explain what happened next.

Seto smiled – smiled! – before bringing a hand up to cup Joey’s cheek. Joey let himself be pressed back against the lockers as Seto lowered his head and covered his mouth with his own. Joey slipped his fingers through the brunette’s belt loops to pull him close. Their eyes and ears fell shut to the world around them.
Half the female population in the hall fainted. Almost every male’s jaw dropped open in pure shock. Tristan stared at his best friend in horror while trying and failing to say something in protest. Ryou just kept slowly blinking while Bakura was collecting money from Malik who was cursing in Egyptian. Teá was fanning herself and Yugi who had fainted back into Yami’s arms.
Duke was shaking his head and mumbling, “Should have known.” Marik was nodding and agreeing right along with him.
The kiss was soft and quickly swept into a lip lock where it almost looked like Joey was nibbling on Seto’s lower lip. After massaging the blonde’s lips, Seto pulled back without breaking contact. Then he swept forward and down & up to push Joey’s head back. Joey let out a small groan that had the other half of the females fainting.
At that point, the two were so close that the only people who really knew what was going on was them. Joey nipped at Seto’s lower lip and gave it a little suck. Seto growled before moving his hand slightly to pull down on Joey’s chin. With the blonde’s mouth partially open, Seto thrust his tongue in.
Their tongues fought and twisted. Seto relaxed his hold on Joey’s chin. His other hand came around to slip into his back jeans pocket. He felt the blonde’s hands flex against his stomach. He had to suppress the urge to chuckle. He knew what the blonde really wanted to do.
Seto drew Joey’s tongue into his mouth and sucked on it. Joey shivered as he strengthened his hold on the brunette. His legs were starting to get a little wobbly. This made him very grateful to have Seto as an anchor.
“Move! Move, move, move! Get on to your classes. What are you all staring at?” the principal asked, pushing through the students.
She stopped dead next to Joey’s friends and her jaw dropped open at the sight before her. She stared for a moment before letting out a curse and slamming her clipboard to the floor. Yami’s gaze snapped over to her.
“Mam?”
The principal turned her annoyed look to the youth.
“I owe the janitor fifty bucks,” she confessed.
Yami looked at the two teens before snapping his gaze back to the principal.
“Aren’t you going to separate them?” he demanded.
“Hmm. I could and I should, but I won’t. Them making out in my hallway means Wheeler spending less time in my office and Kaiba no longer threatening to sue me, the school and the whole district,” the principal told him, point blank.
“Uhh…how about now?”
The principal’s gaze turned back to the blonde and brunette. Her cheeks turned bright pink. Joey’s jacket and Seto’s trench coat were discarded on the ground; Joey was hiked further up against the lockers. Joey had his legs wrapped around Seto’s waist and his hands buried in his dark hair. One of Seto’s hands was roaming underneath the blonde’s shirt while the other was hidden. Joey had his head thrown back, lightly panting, while Seto was attached at his throat.
“Oooh, I suppose I should call the janitor to get the hose before PDA turns into indecent exposure,” the principal murmured.
Reminder to self: Never call Joey or Kaiba unpredictable, Yami thought.
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