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Sexual Frustration
By : DirtyHentaiGoddess
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male
Views: 9019 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
Bounded Disaster
Mahaado didn’t know what hit him. He suspected it was a rock, but that was pure speculation.
It was early in the day, precisely when mischief grew afoot.
“Oh! I am such an innocent and peace loving priest! The prince will be so happy that I have a bushel of shrubbery harvested from my indoor swimming pool for him!” He was just about to think some more, but then he was struck in the head! Oh no! Poor Mahaado!
Five days later…
The world had greatly shifted in the five days that Mahaado had been asleep. Ancient Egypt simply wasn’t as pretty anymore, and now there were so many of those disgusting pyramid things that he had always hated laying about.
“Oh well, I guess I’ll just go to Malik’s house.” He said resolutely and walked over to the happy household. Happy indeed.
Mahaado, being the innocent priest that he was, could not tell a lie. “What in the good lord Ra’s name is going on here?!”
At that exact moment, a young boy came wailing up to him and embraced him tightly. “Oh it’s terrible! You don’t understand! But please don’t judge them too harshly, for they know not what they are doing!”
“The hell I don’t know what I’m doing, I’m fucking a blender! Hellz yeah!” Malik, whose household they were all in, yelled from the background and made them all cringe.
Ignoring Malik, Mahaado glanced with sympathy at the small boy who had begun to cry on his priestly robes. “Why, whatever would I judge them for? I can understand that things must have changed in the past five days.”
He knew the tone of voice too well. As the great psychological analyst that he was, Professor Ryou Bakura interpreted the exact inflection and pitch of tone that Mahaado had used and calculated it (subtracting one of course) to equal the exact same inflection and pitch of tone that the others had used before being abhorrently targeted by the ruthless and incessant household objects. Owned by Malik of course. No other household object, he imagined, could be so perverse.
Of course he was wrong, but that is irrelevant for the chapter so I will not mention it.
But! The great Professor Ryou Bakura was also quite right.
“What? What is that you’re saying little boy?” Mahaado asked patiently, hearing a soft voice speak to him softly.
Ryou sniffled, then continued to cry. “I… didn’t say anything…”
By then, of course, it was much too late. Mahaado had already let the boy go as he walked slowly to the bathroom, hearing this soft and pleasant voice beacon him forward. Come here baby…
He flung open the door and gasped! Not because of the gagging dolphin in the sink, nor because of the exploded toilet, nor the now burnt rice. He gasped because he had finally found his one true love.
The curling iron.
Malik had plugged it in earlier, intent on curling his hair, however he had gotten side-tracked as usual.
Oh my darling come here! Come to me and be one with me!
“Yes, yes my love!” Mahaado quickly adapted to the new age of five days later and wasted little time with clothing.
Before long, he was stroking the hot and hard metal of his new love along his own love wand. As the fringes of his down below hair began to singe, his member awakened with hot anticipation. “Oh yes, my love, more! More!”
The curling iron laughed and arched it’s neck to expose more room for, well, what do you think? Use your imagination as you usually do.
Mahaado at this point did not do any more work. Instead he was caught, like a moth in a trap, fluttering about with such dire need, yet with no real way to tell how close he was to the exit or if indeed there were an exit.
The curling iron approved of the simile and continued to spark Mahaado’s interest, coursing its long, slender, metallic legs along both sides of the ancient Egyptian priest’s member in a forceful, yet serene, rhythm.
“Ohh… oh yeah….!!!” Mahaado moaned, feeling the curling iron enter him from behind, the warmth permeating his tender skin and stroking his special place inside just right. “Ahhnnn!! Ahhh!!!”
Baby you’re so close… just a little more… come for me… The curling iron crooned, continuing to enter him at a faster and faster speed.
“Yess… ah.. .AAahhh!!” Mahaado screamed (nothing new to the household by this point) and released his love fluid on the already messy bathroom floor.
That’s right baby… you’re mine now… The curling iron said possessively, removing itself from the priest and cuddling with him on the floor.
Mahaado couldn’t sleep at this point, despite what had just happened, but he was very content to sit in a meditative trance with his newfound love, which weirded the curling iron out a little and made it rethink its decision.
What neither saw was the Cinderella who smiled evilly through the window at them, then picked up her glass slipper and vanished into the darkness.- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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