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The Clothes Make The Spirit
By : Amarin
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Het - Male/Female
Views: 5978 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. -
Chapter List
- 1-Unwanted Gifts
- 2-Calming
- 3-Guts As Garters, Or Other Items Of Apparel
- 4-Gay Apparel
- 5-Computer Crank Call
- 6-Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ranch Dressing And Croutons
- 7-Eyes To See…Or Not, As The Case May Be
- 8-Boys Wanna Have Fun, Too
- 9-Zero To Sex In .5 Seconds
- 10-Payback: The Next Generation
- 11-As If!
- 12-Man's Best Friend
- 13-Bugged Out
- 14-Sea Hunt
- 15-Best Case Scenario
- 16-Romance: Yami Style
- 17-Predictions Of The Present
- 18-Age Equals Wisdom – And Sneakiness
- 19-Pot. Kettle. Black.
- 20-So Many Frogs, So Few Pharaohs
- 21-Life, Death, And Other Learning Experiences
- 22-Have Some Fun With The Force
- 23-Dumb And Dumber
- 24-Good Girls Gone Bad
- 25-Man Without Clothes – Or Shame
- 26-Who Pranked Noah Kaiba?
- 27-Sisters Want To Do It For Themselves
- 28-Mokuba Kaiba, In The Library, With The Computer
- 29-Dino-Might!
- 30-Stupid Is As Stupid Does
- 31-T-Shirts Of Friendship - Or Not
- 32-Yamis, Psychos, And Other Assorted Freaks
- 33-Extra Stupid Psychic
- 34-Paradoxical Rhymes
- 35-Share The InsaË4
- 36-Don't Worry, Be Stupid!
- 37-Sand, Surf, Sun…Sex
- 38-Young Dogs, Old Habits
- 39-Winning Isn't Everything, But Losing Sucks
- 40-Very Willing Sacrifices
- 41-The Future May Not Be Sexy…But Shadi Is!
- 42-Three Cheers For Jeers
- 43-Two Bitches Are Better Than One
- 44-Ignorance Is Bliss – Which Is Why Bakura Is So Angry All The Time
- 45-Plotting In Cyberspace
- 46-King Of Games – Court Jester Of Pranks
- 47-Diamond In The Very Rough
- 48-Size Only Matters if You Are A Lousy Arguer
- 49-All He Had To Do Was Ask
- 50-Omniscience Can Be Boring
- 51-Too Much Revenge Is A Good Thing
- 52-Variety Is The Spice Of Sex
- 53-Spoils Of The Good Life
- 54-Non Compos Mentos Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Brainless
- 55-As Brainless As A Barbie Doll; As Oversexed As A Seductress
- 56-Sexy Eye For The Hikari Guy
- 57-D'oh! Nuts
- 58-The Evil Of Misunderstandings
- 59-Shag-A-Delic, Baby!
- 60-Make Noise, Not War
- 61-The Older You Are, The Less You Understand
- 62-Mokuba The Brave And The Not-So-Cowardly Thief
- 63-Warring Lovers
- 64-Bad Ass Toys Aren't Just For Boys
- 65-Wasn’t The Pharaoh Also Called ‘Morning Star’?
- 66-Anger Management For The Sexually Frustrated
- 67-I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow – Today I’m Busy Gossiping
- 68-The Few, The Furred, The Forgotten
- 69-The Importance Of Love
- 70-Killing My Enemies Sexily
- 71-Digitized Male Seeks Computer Geek For Companionship
- 72-Whiners Always Prosper
Sisters Want To Do It For Themselves “So what’s the tally?”
Unfurling the reams of computer paper his hikari had printed off, Marik scrolled down the list and read, “Ryou went after Isis, who went after Yugi’s Grandpa, who went after Kaiba, who – along with Joey – went after Yugi.”
Raising one eyebrow, Malik asked, “The High Priest went after the Pharaoh’s light also?”
Marik nodded vigorously. “Along with Kaiba’s insult, he got ours, and one from ‘our’ sister, and one from the chibi ryuu and inu on ton the same day.”
Malik snickered. “He’s been hit more than anyone!”
“Yes, and then Kaiba went after Bakura, who went after Joey but signed the package as Weevil Underwood…” Marik went on.
“Weevil Underwear!” Malik chortled.
Marik smiled tolerantly at his hikari and continued, “And the mutt went after Téa, who went after Tristan. While that was going on, Yugi went after Pegasus, who went after Noah.”
A pause of silence filled the room, before Malik said, “Oh, was that the end?”
Marik nodded slightly, a ‘Duh!’ expression on his face.
“So, considering all that, who should we get next?” Malik asked.
“Not Isis,” Marik said firmly.
“She’d kill us,” Malik agreed fervently.
“Same with Shadi,” Marik added.
Malik nodded. “Sis is very protective of her boyfriends.” He slanted a sideways look at his lover.
Marik huffed. “Well, it wasn’t my fault she had the bad judgment to date Bandit Keith!”
Rolling his eyes, Malik said, “It was a blind date, and once it was over she’d have never seen him again. You didn’t have to send him to the Shadow Realm!”
Marik’s eyes went wide with disbelief. “He was trying to maul her!”
“He was giving her a goodnight kiss!” Malik countered.
“Which she obviously didn’t want, or she wouldn’t have kneed him in the groin,” Marik retorted.
And that was the end of that conversation.
Malik: 0. Marik: 1.
“Besides, I only sent him there for an hour,” Marik defended himself. “And if she wanted him gone, why was she so upset with what I did?”
This was one of the reasons Malik was gay: he didn’t understand women. Fortunately for his life and what was left of his sanity, he did understand his sister. Mostly. Somewhat.
Well, he understood her better than anybody else, okay?
Marik, however, by the virtue – or vice, taking into consideration he was a dark spirit – had only been around Isis for the last year or so, and while he was protective of ‘their’ older sibling, didn’t know her very well.
And how vindictive, vengeful, and downright bitchy she could be.
“Because,” Malik said slowly, making sure his yami was paying attention to his every word before he continued. “She wanted the pleasure of terrorizing him for herself.”
Marik blinked. “Oh.” That, at least, was something he could understand.
Malik: 1. Marik: 1. Game ends in a tie, on account of bitchy sisters.
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