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Say it with Plushies	By : DarkTemptations Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3090 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: Say it with Plushies 2/8

Author: Dark Temptations

Beta: Vash is my Angel

Rating: R

Summary: Joey is failing one of his classes, until he finds the inspiration he needs to pass it. But what is the source of his inspiration? Does it have anything to do with a certain sapphire-eyed brunette?

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Dark Temptations Presents

Say it with Plushies

Chapter 2

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"What am I doing?" Kaiba scowled at himself in the mirror of the boys' bathroom. His scowl deepened when he realised he was not only repeating Wheeler's earlier question, but speaking to himself out loud. The knowledge that he was quite possibly going insane did nothing to improve his already sour mood.

It was bad enough when he had to use the restroom for real, but to use it as an excuse to get out of English was intolerable. Yet, he had done exactly that, for the sole reason that it meant he wouldn't have to endure another moment of forcing himself not to stare at a certain blonde teenager seated on the other side of the classroom.

"I must be losing my mind. Why do I keep thinking of him and those infernal messages?" His voice echoed through the otherwise empty bathroom and he lowered his head, no longer willing to look into the eyes of his reflection. The emotion they held was not one he wished to admit to recognising. Or feeling, for that matter. "He is nothing but an irritation to me. Yes, that's all he is. An annoying puppy with a loud bark."

Kaiba straightened up, glared at his reflection one last time and headed for the door. But, as he strode back to his English class, his mind insisted on replaying every moment of conversation, argument, contact or glimpse from across the room, street or hallway that he had ever had with Joey Wheeler.

To Kaiba's annoyance, thoughts of the blonde duellist continued to enter his mind at inconvenient times throughout the rest of the morning. Thinking it was because he had yet to open the box and see Wheeler's latest insult, he took a detour back to the bathroom on his way to lunch. But the sight of the naked plushie with the chatter teeth clamped to its ass did nothing to relieve his mind of distraction.

"So he thinks I'm a pain in the ass, does he?" Kaiba's eyes glittered like the sapphires they resembled as he smirked. "This calls for something... creative."

One good thing came from looking at the plushie. Although Wheeler was even more on Kaiba's mind that afternoon than he had been that morning, at least the thoughts were pleasant ones of revenge and the next stage of their challenge, rather than the memories that had been plaguing Kaiba earlier.

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Joey dragged his feet as he headed for the lockers. It was only the start of a new school day and he was already exhausted. He'd been up most of the night, unable to sleep because of all the thoughts and emotions tangled up inside him. Mostly wondering why Kaiba hadn't replied to the message the day before. He sighed. "Who would have guessed toyin' with Kaiba's mind would be so tirin'?" he muttered.

"Talking to yourself, Wheeler? Isn't that supposed to be the first sign of insanity?" Kaiba's voice made the blonde wince.

"Go away, Kaiba. I ain't in the mood to deal with ya today." Joey struggled to open his locker, which was even less co-operative than usual. He tugged on it until it finally popped open.

"Oh? So I suppose you have no interest in this, then?"

The box appeared in Joey's line of sight and he barely stopped himself from grinning. He had a feeling if Kaiba knew how much he was starting to look forward to his messages, he'd stop just to be annoying. So instead of grinning, Joey faked a sigh. "This is getting to be a habit."

Accepting the box, he slipped it into his locker. "I'll look at it..." Joey turned and found himself talking to thin air. "... later." He shook his head. Kaiba was already striding down the hallway. "Nice talkin' to you, too." He started to turn back to his locker but paused to watch the brunette as he moved easily through the crowd of students.

"Man... That is one sexy ass."

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Kaiba arched one eyebrow as he spotted Wheeler leaning against the wall outside their English class, the first period after lunch. As tempted as he was to just ignore the blonde and walk past, the look in the teen's eyes made him pause. "I'd ask if there is something on your mind, except that I neither care nor believe it to be physically possible."

Joey frowned. "Ha ha. Very funny, Kaiba."

The brunette smirked. "Is that the best you can do? Not exactly sparkling repartee, Wheeler."

Blonde hair whipped out as Joey shook his head, the movement catching Kaiba's eye. Much to his surprise, he found himself unable to keep his eyes off the flying locks.

"Yeah, well neither was your 'bite me' message the other day. Now quit distractin' me. I got a question. What did you mean?" His brown eyes met Kaiba's sapphire ones, their gaze as open and direct as always, but filled with confusion and what looked like a touch of wariness.

Kaiba started to reply with his usual sarcasm, but caught himself before he had done more than open his mouth. He knew what Wheeler meant and he had to admit, the message was somewhat obscure. There was no point to the game if they didn't both understand what he had meant by inserting the plushie's shaft into a toy dog's bottom.

"Your last message was that I was a pain in the ass. My response is, that's what you get when you do it doggy style."

He strode past Wheeler, his lips twitching with the effort not to laugh out loud at the stunned look on the other teen's face. It had been worth the trouble of visiting three toy stores to find a small plush dog with golden-blonde fur.

As soon as Kaiba was safely out of sight, Joey slumped back against the wall, dazed. "Oh man... how am I gonna top that one?"

At the image that popped into his mind at those ill-chosen words, he groaned. "It's gonna be a *long* lesson."

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Joey took the steps of the school building in a couple of leaps and raced down the path, dodging the other students with a skill honed to perfection by countless hours of practice. "Of all the days for Gym class to run late, it just had to be the day I wanted to leave on time!"

After Kaiba's last message, Joey hadn't thought he'd be able to come up with a reply before the end of the day, but fate had shone on him in the form of his Shop class. Now he just had to get his response to Kaiba.

He panted as he dashed through the front gates. Skidding to a stop, he searched the area for a sign of Kaiba's limousine. "Great. Looks like I missed him." Joey sighed, turned and bumped right into someone. He would have fallen if the guy hadn't reached out and grabbed his arms just in time.

"Looking for me?" Kaiba smirked at the shock in Wheeler's eyes. He let go and the blonde almost tripped over his own feet in his rush to step back.

"Yeah." Joey struggled to regain his composure, and his breath. "Got somethin' for ya." He smirked as he held out the box. Kaiba sighed as he accepted it.

"This is getting tiresome."

"You can stop anytime ya want." Joey's eyes gleamed.

Kaiba snorted. "Letting you have the last laugh? I don't think so." He started to walk away, but paused. "Will I need an explanation for this one? If so, tell me now. Otherwise it will have to wait until Monday."

Joey shook his head, still smirking. "Nah. I think you'll get it easy enough." He was snickering as he headed off in the other direction.

Kaiba waited until Wheeler was out of sight, then pulled his cell-phone out of his pocket. "I'm ready." As he waited for his driver to come and collect him, he opened the box.

The plushie was lying on its belly so the first thing Kaiba saw was the shiny metal screw taped to the plushie's ass. He shook his head.

"Telling me to go screw myself. Honestly Wheeler, can't you be a little more original than that?" Kaiba smirked, then his smile slipped as he realised that he'd have to wait until Monday morning to reply to Wheeler's message.

On the bright side, that gave him two days to come up with something exceptionally insulting.

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