The Clothes Make The Spirit | By : Amarin Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Het - Male/Female Views: 5978 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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‘Body By Nautilus, Brain By Nintendo.’
Bandit Keith Howard blinked. “What in the hell?” he asked dumbly.
After thinking – or whatever he did that passed for it – for a minute, he finally glared at the bumper sticker in his hand. “I use a Bowflex, you stupid thing!”
As if the paper could understand him.
Albert Einstein once said: “Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.”
And idiots – like Keith and myriads of other people in this world – create them.
Growling, Keith ripped the sticky-backed piece of paper into half a dozen pieces and stomped on them a few times for good measure.
This, of course, only made a bigger mess of them.
Finally expending the last of his energy, Keith dropped down onto a nearby chair to contemplate his next move.
He’d be awhile, since so far he hadn’t checked the return address on the package. Not that he would have been smart enough to figure out who ‘Jurassic Parks’ was.
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