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The Clothes Make The Spirit	By : Amarin Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Het - Male/Female Views: 5978 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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�I�m too sexy for my hair�that�s why it isn�t there.�
Pursing his lips, Rishid stared grimly down at the message stitched in black thread on the tan baseball cap � size extra-large � in his hands.
Marik and Malik, who were each looking at the hat over one of his shoulders, goggled.
Marik also giggled. �That�s so true, Rishid!�
�It is, Master Marik?� Rishid asked, tone almost too pleasant.
Marik nodded vigorously, not noticing the danger he was in from his foster brother. �Uh-huh! You�re really sexy�and it�s mostly because you only have that ponytail.� He giggled again and batted at the hank of hair like a cat with a mouse.
Quirking one eyebrow, Ri sta stared down at Malik. �Is he for real?� the expression seemed to say.
�I�m afraid so,� Malik�s head-tilt and shrug replied.
�And you don�t have a problem with your lover finding me attractive?� Rishid asked, voice low. Marik, attention span always short, had by now lost interest in playing with Rishid�s hair and was watching television, but he had ears like a bat.
Hair like one, too, Rishid thought, but was wise enough not to say.
Malik shrugged. �Just another thing we have in common,� he dismissed.
�I�m not gay, Master Malik,� Rishid said in a deadly voice. �Not to mention that you�re my brother. And Marik�s�well, Marik.�
�I know you�re not gay � and that�s cool,� Malik said reassuringly. �Marik�s always been a little weird about family relationships; you know that as well as I do. And I only said I find you attractive � not that I�m attracted to you. That would be just�� He shuddered. �Like if you and Isis got together.�
�I think Shadi would kill me if I ever expressed such interest in our sister,� Rishid said, good humor restored. He did not want to deal with either of the trouble twins trying to seduce him.
�True,� Malik agreed. �Anyway, I respect your right to be straight. So does Marik.�
Reassured, Rishid asked, �So what should I do with this�hat?�
�I think you should wear it,� Marik piped up. �It might get you more dates. You haven�t been laid in years, Rishid.�
Hiding a smile behind his hand, Malik took in his brother�s grimace and said, �Marik has a point, Rishid.�
�Oh?� Rishid�s voice was dangerously low, and Malik knew that if he didn�t want to have to do his own laundry for the foreseeable future, he should tread carefully.
�Yes,� Malik said recklessly. �Women love men with a sense of humor, after all. I think�not that I know all that much about women, but anyway�� He shook his head, getting his thoughts � and by extension, his words � back on track. �And nothing�s sexier than a man who can make fun of himself, right?�
A frown coming over his face, Rishid said, �I suppose��
�Besides, you�re always complaining about how your head gets sunburned. This way, you won�t have to worry about it,� Malik pointed out.
�Fine,� Rishid said defeatedly. �I will wear the hat, Master Malik.�
�Glad that�s over,� Marik said. �Now that that�s settled�who are we gonna get back for this?�
A calculating look came over Rishid�s face. �I know just the person��
Marik and Malik exchanged wild grins. Cool! Their madness was spreading!
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