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The Clothes Make The Spirit
By : Amarin
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Het - Male/Female
Views: 5978 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. -
Chapter List
- 1-Unwanted Gifts
- 2-Calming
- 3-Guts As Garters, Or Other Items Of Apparel
- 4-Gay Apparel
- 5-Computer Crank Call
- 6-Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ranch Dressing And Croutons
- 7-Eyes To See…Or Not, As The Case May Be
- 8-Boys Wanna Have Fun, Too
- 9-Zero To Sex In .5 Seconds
- 10-Payback: The Next Generation
- 11-As If!
- 12-Man's Best Friend
- 13-Bugged Out
- 14-Sea Hunt
- 15-Best Case Scenario
- 16-Romance: Yami Style
- 17-Predictions Of The Present
- 18-Age Equals Wisdom – And Sneakiness
- 19-Pot. Kettle. Black.
- 20-So Many Frogs, So Few Pharaohs
- 21-Life, Death, And Other Learning Experiences
- 22-Have Some Fun With The Force
- 23-Dumb And Dumber
- 24-Good Girls Gone Bad
- 25-Man Without Clothes – Or Shame
- 26-Who Pranked Noah Kaiba?
- 27-Sisters Want To Do It For Themselves
- 28-Mokuba Kaiba, In The Library, With The Computer
- 29-Dino-Might!
- 30-Stupid Is As Stupid Does
- 31-T-Shirts Of Friendship - Or Not
- 32-Yamis, Psychos, And Other Assorted Freaks
- 33-Extra Stupid Psychic
- 34-Paradoxical Rhymes
- 35-Share The InsaË4
- 36-Don't Worry, Be Stupid!
- 37-Sand, Surf, Sun…Sex
- 38-Young Dogs, Old Habits
- 39-Winning Isn't Everything, But Losing Sucks
- 40-Very Willing Sacrifices
- 41-The Future May Not Be Sexy…But Shadi Is!
- 42-Three Cheers For Jeers
- 43-Two Bitches Are Better Than One
- 44-Ignorance Is Bliss – Which Is Why Bakura Is So Angry All The Time
- 45-Plotting In Cyberspace
- 46-King Of Games – Court Jester Of Pranks
- 47-Diamond In The Very Rough
- 48-Size Only Matters if You Are A Lousy Arguer
- 49-All He Had To Do Was Ask
- 50-Omniscience Can Be Boring
- 51-Too Much Revenge Is A Good Thing
- 52-Variety Is The Spice Of Sex
- 53-Spoils Of The Good Life
- 54-Non Compos Mentos Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Brainless
- 55-As Brainless As A Barbie Doll; As Oversexed As A Seductress
- 56-Sexy Eye For The Hikari Guy
- 57-D'oh! Nuts
- 58-The Evil Of Misunderstandings
- 59-Shag-A-Delic, Baby!
- 60-Make Noise, Not War
- 61-The Older You Are, The Less You Understand
- 62-Mokuba The Brave And The Not-So-Cowardly Thief
- 63-Warring Lovers
- 64-Bad Ass Toys Aren't Just For Boys
- 65-Wasn’t The Pharaoh Also Called ‘Morning Star’?
- 66-Anger Management For The Sexually Frustrated
- 67-I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow – Today I’m Busy Gossiping
- 68-The Few, The Furred, The Forgotten
- 69-The Importance Of Love
- 70-Killing My Enemies Sexily
- 71-Digitized Male Seeks Computer Geek For Companionship
- 72-Whiners Always Prosper
Don’t Worry, Be Stupid!
>‘You are not nearly as cool as you think you are…’
‘But, then again…thinking isn’t your strong suit, is it?’
“What is with all da dumb blond jokes?” Joey demanded. “And why isn’t Mai getting any of ‘em?” he added as an afterthought.
“Well, first off, Mai’s only been hit once,” Seto listed.
“Same with Téa,” Mokuba put in.
“We should rectify that,” Serenity added.
Slanting a sideways look at the younger duo, Seto pointedly cleared his throat, smirking as they both jumped, faces flushing. “As I was saying…Mai’s only been hit once. Bandit Keith, however, got a ‘dumb blond’ one.”
Joey grimaced. “Ya mean I’ve been hit wit’ an insult similar ta Bandit ‘No-Brain’ Keith?”
Seto nodded once.
Sighing, Joey flopped into a chair. Staring down at the bumper sticker in his hand, he huffed. “I suppose it could be worse.”
“How?” Mokuba couldn’t restrain himself from asking.
Jquirquirked a wry grin. “Dey could have compared me ta Pegasus.”
Mokuba and Serenity snorted. Seto hid a smile behind his computer screen.
“Yeah, you’re laughin’ now, but soon it’ll be your guys turns again,” Joey cautioned.
“But since you’ve been hit, that means it’s our turn to get someone else,” Mokuba pointed out.
Serenity nodded. “Or more than one someone.”
Joey tilted his head to the side in acknowledgement. “Good point. So we go after Mai next, den?”
“Why not all the girls?” Seto spoke up. “Barring Serenity, of course,” he added before Mokuba could raise a protest. “As far as I know, Mai, Téa and Isis have all only been hit once each.”
The four exchanged thoughtful looks. Finally Serenity said, “Let’s do it!”
“Sugoi!” Mokuba exclaimed. “C’mon, I found this great website the other day. It’s perfect for finding insults.” He tugged his girlfriend towards his room, babbling all the while.
Noticing that nce the younger, more exuberant members of their family were out of earshot, Seto had just continued his work, Joey asked, “Ya don’t t’ink we need ta brainstorm?”
Seto smiled wickedly. “Oh, I’ve got a few ideas…”
Joey grinned. It was great having such a smart boyfriend. He always came up with the best revenge.
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