Divine Intervention | By : CountessErzsebet Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > General Views: 1389 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Divine Intervention… or the Really Bad Cosmic Joke that Yami
is tired of already.
Author: Serenity Miral
Rated: PG-13 – R
Pairing: Seto/Yami
Summary: Happy Valentine’s Day. Yami gets an unexpected
present.
Chapter Four
Narrator’s Voice Over
When we last left our
heroine, (Yami: I HEARD THAT!) he
had been in the middle of a glaring match with one Katsuya Jounouchi, who was
the victim of a very hard staring problem. We take you back to that scene now,
and we hope that for Jounouchi’s sake, he learns a little discretion.
Yami’s Point of View
Ha! That will teach you, you little pervert! Now I know why
Seto loves to call you a dog! Go! Run away with your tail between your legs!
I smiled to myself, although Yuugi would call it more of a
sinister smirk, as I watched Jounouchi run to the bathroom. His staring had
become so glaringly obvious that I decided to use a bit of my Shadow Magic to
teach him a lesson.
“Really Yami, making a Duel Monster Card come to life and
bite Jounouchi is not the correct way to manage your anger,” Yuugi lectured.
“Perhaps not Aibou, but it was funny and I am now happy and
that is all that matters,” I said primly.
“And the little princess always gets what the little
princess wants,” Bakura broke in.
“Gods, why are you here?” I sighed. I wasn’t really
surprised to see him. Managing to appear out of the Shadows was his specialty
after all.
Bakura cocked a pale eyebrow at me and gave me a sinister
grin. “Why, I’m only here to present Her Majesty with a gift.” He pulled out a
medium sized gold box wrapped with a red bow. I gave him a look that basically
said, ‘The day I take something from you is that day Jounouchi smacks me on the
ass and says “Who’s your daddy”.’1
“Oh come on Pharaoh, I promise there is nothing in there
that will hurt you or anyone else… well… maybe not, from what I’ve heard about
them,” he said in a mocking tone of voice.
I gingerly took the box and shook it. It didn’t explode so I
decided to open it. Yuugi had taken a perch beside me and gave Bakura a look. I decided not to read too much
into it and opened the box.
… I am going to kill the bastard. Slowly.
“Happy Valentine’s Day Princess,” Bakura smirked. Yuugi just
giggled.
I held in my hands a lacy red and black bra with matching
panties. I was speechless.
“I’m pretty sure they’ll fit, at least from what I saw this
morning, they should fit.” He said.
Wait… from what he saw this morning? Horrified, I looked up
to see Bakura holding pictures in his hand. I snatched them and began to look
through them.
“YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU’VE BEEN SPYING ON ME!!” My Eye of
Horus began to glare brightly on my forehead. Bakura was about to spend an
indeterminate amount of time in Hell.
It was that moment that Jounouchi decided to appear from the
bathroom.
“Hey guys! What’s going on in here?” He looked over to where
I stood holding my new ‘gift’ and then to the pictures that had fluttered to
the floor where I had accidentally dropped them in my rage to maim Bakura. He
took one look at the pictures and back to my gift. He then returned once more,
to the bathroom
My Eye of Horus faded and turned into a migraine. Bakura
laughed and walked out of the shop. “Tell Kaiba that his ‘State of the Art’
security system needs a serious upgrade!” he yelled on his way out.
“Want a chocolate?” Yuugi asked shyly, holding out a
heart-shaped box of chocolates, trying to diffuse my anger.
I walked over to the bathroom and kicked on the door.
“Goddamnit Jounouchi! If you are masturbating, I swear to
Seth I will rip off each and every one of your appendages and feed them to a
stray mutt!”
I heard a sad yelp in reply.
Nope. This day is just going to get worse and worse.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
****
Author’s Note: I realize I haven’t had much of a Seto/Yami
confrontation yet. That is simply because when they have it, it will be
biblical. Don’t worry. It will come soon. Just like Jounouchi.
1 – Don’t ask. My friends are strange and make me think bad
thoughts.
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