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Stinging Beauty	By : Fel5 Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 16923 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Ahheheheee,
that was awful long time for an update-and then, all I got to show for it, is
this..!^^�
Embedded
into Paula Abdul�s �Opposites Attract�, a collection of snippets and scenes out
of the lives of our favourite couple-all those sweet, funny, and, occasionally,
humiliating moments of a relationship.
Hope you
enjoy!

Ja ne!^^

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42.
Doing things so bad

It took a
while for the others to get over the shock hearing Kaiba scream in ecstasy.
Four times
in a row.
And then
Jou stepping out of the room, dishelved, wearing nothing but his pants and the
smugest grin since Dshinghis Khan, saying:
�Twenty-two
minutes and fourteen seconds until he reached outer space-a new peal bal best.�
Mokuba had
offered the gang a group therapy.
Needless to
say, everybody had gladly accepted.

Baby seems we never ever
agree
You like the movies and I
like TV
I take things serious
And you take them light
I go to bed early
And I party all night
Our friends are saying
We ain�t gonna last
Cuz I move slowly
And baby I�m fast
I like it quiet
lasslass=MsoNormal>And I love to shout
But when we get together
It just all works out

�No, I fail
to see the reason why I should give a statement about my relationship with
Jounouchi. No. And do not make me repeat myself.�
Scow,
K,
Kaiba cut his PR-manager off.
As if he
would willingly agree on anything this imbecile adviced him to.
He always
fared best when he did exactly opposite to what the counselor recommended.
The soft
rapping from the door managed to smoothen out the sharp angles of his face,
when he called:
�Irasshaimasu.�
Blond bangs
peeped around the edge of the door, and Jou chuckled.
�Honte de,
you are rather careless, ne? Just telling people to come in without identifying
themselves forehand?�
The CEO
smirked.
�Aibou, if
you got past the security, you have been considered as no treat to my person or
company. If any different, you would find yourself in prison faster than you
can devour a yokan.�
Sauntering
closer, Jou argued:
�Mou, but
what if you had thought it was me knocking, and it had been your assistant? Or,
even worse, your secretary? What would you have done, if she had found you like
this, bare-chested, fly open, the �come hither� look�?�
Seto
grabbed Jou�s wrist and, suckling on this one�s palm, growled:
�I would
have given her a raise to shut her up.�

I take-two steps forward
I take-two steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know-it ain�t fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

Ordering
dinner always led to an arguement.
�Soba!�
roared Kaiba.
�Ramen!�
held Jou against.
�Soba!�
�Ramen!�
�Soba!�
�Ramen! We
had Soba last night, so what�s wrong with Ramen?� shouted the blond.
�Soba are
far more nutritious, not to mention healthy, than those limp noodles you
prefer!�
�Guys,
guys, come one, relax!� pleaded Mokuba, sweatdropping.
�How about
ordering Udon-� the raven-haired boy clasped his hands over his mouth realizing
his mistake. Alas, too late, because Seto glared at him, then screeched:
�Are you
attempting to make me sick?!?�

Who�da thought we could be
lovers
He makes the beds
Ad he steals the covers
He likes it neat
And he makes a mess
I take it easy
Baby I get obsessed
He�s got the money
And he�s always broke
I don�t like cigarettes
And I like to smoke
Things in common
It just aint a one
But when we get together
We have nothing but fun

The vacation
was as short as it was beautiful.
Sauntering
over the beach, Jou suddenly broke into a dash and shouted:
�Last one
to the beachhouse is a rotten egg!�
�Jou, be
careful, the sand is-�
�Whoaaa-sploooosh!�
�Slippery�,
concluded the CEO.

I take-two steps forward
I take-two steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know-it ain�t fiction
Just a natural fact
IT'> I�m afraid,
Jounouchi isn�t avaiable at the moment-�
�Are you mocking
me?� came the CEO�s voice over the reciever, cold enough to freeze off the poor
sophomore�s ear.
Stuttering,
this one explained:
�Iie,
never, it�s just that Jou is having his exams today-actually this entire week,
and, well, he asked not to be disturbed, unless something drastic happened,
and-well, you know..hehehee��
There was a
short pause, then:
�Wakarimashita.
Tell him to call me back if he finds the time.�
Sweating,
the student assured the CEO to inform the blond the very moment he met
I take-two steps forward
I take-two steps back
We come together
Cuz oppes aes attract
And you know-it ain�t fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

Mokuba
knew, he was in trouble, but couldn�t help the laughter.
�Not funny,
you know�, growled Jou, and Seto nodded.
Very
carefully, that is, save the heavily decorated black wig toppled over and
blocked his sight.
~*He found
the couple out cold at the edge of the swimming pool, the sleeping pills he had
smuggled into the couples�coffee more than sufficient to render them
unconcious, until he was done with his task.
After the..birthday
incident, the entire gang had decided, that playing a prank on the noisy lovers
was the least they could do to re-establish their sanity.
Providing
Mokuba with the needed material, the group had layed the execution of their
plan into the younger Kaiba�s hands.
It had been
quiet a task, slipping his elder brother into the padded bra and frilly lace
dress Yukuri had lent him.
Luckily,
both guys only wore their swimming trunks, but still, it was a struggle,
especially since Seto was halfway sprawled across his lover, Jou�s face buried
into the CEO�s chest.
Donning the
blond with the rocker�s outfit wasn�t that easy either, especially the
boots(Mokuba sometimes wondered about Honda�s sense of style-or lack off,
therefor).
Plus, the
hair gel made Jou�s long tresses disgustingly slimy and greasy.
Finally,
when the couple was back in their original position, Mokuba went to gis ais ace
card.~*

�I am
terribly sorry, Mokuba. Really, I am. Here I was hoping, that some day you
might be leading Kaiba Corp along with me. Sadly enough, this future is no
longer yours to behold. Does the term rigor mortis# ring a bell?�
Cracking
his knuckles, Seto slowly rose from where he sat, trademarked scowl firmly in
place.
Jou made a
big show of flexing his neck and shoulders, as he too aproached the
raven-haired boy.
This one
only grinned.
�I doubt,
the two of you would inflict harm on me, when you�re being filmed, ne?�
Seto froze
mid-step, even as Jou paled.
�You
wouldn�t�, rasped the CEO.
�You
didn�t�, croaked the student.
Mokuba only
jerked a thumb towards the camcorder resting on the table behind him�

Baby ain�t it somethin�
How we lasted this long
You and me
Provin� everyone wrong
Don�t think we�ll ever
Get our differences patched
Don�t really matter
Cuz we�re perfectly matched

His new stereo,
set on a random radio station, was blasting full power, when he stepped out of
the shower, soaking wet.
Starting
summer holidays, he had moved back into his small flat, glad to have escaped
college for a while.
Especially,
because Seto was going to pick him up in-thirty minutes.
�Balla
Balla�+ blared out of the speakers, and Jou, bopping his head in rhythm to the
song, dried himself off and wiggled into a pair of black siriefriefs, before
claiming the towel once more and rubbing his blond hair feverishly.
The wet
cloth flew into a random cormer, as Jou started playing air guitar, imaginating
his digits flying over the strings of a bright blue Yamaha.
His hips
shook, his shoulders rolled, as he moved, headbanging, through the tinypartpartment, completely lost in the song.
With a
final �oooooh, balla balla!� he slid across the floor on his knees, came to a
stop in front of the main entry-and stared up into Seto�s highly amused face.
�Uhhh�� Jou
blushed, then cleared his throath and asked:
�Ja, how
long have you been-standing there, watching?�
The CEO
grinned.
�Long
enough to realize, how different our taste in music is. And that I hopefully will
never understand.�
Seto
chuckled a little, even as Jou felt like crawling into a hole and dying of arasarassment.
He knew it
had been a mistake, to give the brunet his spare key.
�On the
other hand, since you are in such an..inviting position,� elegant
fingers glid through Jou�s still humid mane, blue eyes glinting with mirth and
lust, �how about giving me a blowjob?�
Someday,
Seto would have to explain his koi the difference between a rethorical question
and a request.
But not
tonight.

I take-two steps forward
I take-two steps back
We come together
Cuz opposites attract
And you know-it ain�t fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

��
Actually,
this happened to me, when I was visiting my boyfriend one time. He was working
late, so I decided to take a shower and listen to some rock music(I think it
was Queen). I never heard him entering, busy drying off and singing at the top
of my lungs, I was completely clueless.
That was
three years ago, and he�s still laughing his ass off about it��
Oh, and he�s
also the one who owns the blue Yamaha guitar-a beautiful instrument, sigh!

* Jap:
University(duh!)
# Lat: Sudden death Heh.
+ No joke,
this song actually exists. The entire text consists of three words(as they
were): Oh, baby and balla-go figure!^^�
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