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The Clothes Make The Spirit	By : Amarin Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Het - Male/Female Views: 5978 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Diamond In The Very Rough
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�Filthy, stinking rich. Well, two out of three ain�t bad.�
Bonz had always been able to do a pretty good impression of a corpse. He had, however, never before done an impression of Edvard Munch�s �Scream� minus the vocals.
�It�s not that bad,� Bandit Keith tried to console his friend. But he�d never been a very good actor � or thinker � and thus, wasn�t very convincing.
At all.
Coming out of his shock, Bonz glared at the bumper sticker in his hand. �I am neither filthy nor smelly,� he declared, taking hold of the strip of sticky-backed paper and ripping it in two. He gave a satisfied smile at the loud tearing sound his actions made.
�You�re not?� Keith asked dumbly.
Scowling at his soon-to-be ex-friend, Bonz hissed through gritted teeth, �I do bathe everyday, as a matter of fact, Howard.�
Wincing at the sound of his hated last name, Keith whined, �Well, you don�t look it. Your skin is practically gray.�
Huffing and stamping his foot, Bonz said petulantly, �It�s genetics. I can�t change my complexion.� He made a noise of disgust and added, under his breath, �Just like you can�t change the fact that you�re a congenital idiot.�
Having not heard his friend�s catty words, Keith persisted in his valiant � but failing � efforts to cheer Bonz up. �Well, maybe we should get whoever sent this back.�
Bonz�s eyes lit up. Clapping Keith on the back, he enthused, �That�s the smartest idea you�ve had all day!� He ran out of the room, going to find his computer and look up an insult.
Keith smiled for the few moments it took the insult disguised as a backhanded compliment to sink in. �Hey,� he growled, stalking after his friend. He may not have been the brightest crayon in the box, but he wasn�t dense.
Much more than a diamond, anyway.
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