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Hassleberry the Sex God	By : DisneyVillain Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX > Het - Male/Female Views: 5229 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX and this is not intended for profit.

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Author's note: The last chapter, "Sarah" was technically a crossover with another story I made, "How Johnny Bravo Lost His Virginity." Here is the address if you wish to read it yourself: http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094539 Another thing to note is this chapter will not contain sex in it, but I had the idea while riding my bike today. If you are offended by non-sexual content, please skip this chapter.
The next morning Hasseberry awoke before Sarah and looked outside. The sun was now shining brightly as the rain began drying up. Today was a weekend so the tournament was on hold. Sarah opened her eyes and saw Hassleberry looking outside. Sarah got off of the bed and looked at the beach. Both stretching their arms, they gazed at the water. It was getting humid because of the moisture in the air so the two walked to the beach and entered the water. Hassleberry splashed some water at Sarah, making her laugh. She splashed water back at him and soon they were playfully hitting each other with water.  Sarah then laid on her back, floating on the water to relax while Hassleberry did some swimming to get some cardio. Sarah soon reached shore and went back to the hut. Hassleberry decided to join up with her. "Last night was incredible, Hassleberry," said Sarah looking up at the sky. "It almost made me forget about the thing with Johnny Bravo."
The two then put on their clothes and made it to the dorms when they heard a ship whistle. Hassleberry and Sarah then looked at each other with confused looks. "It's Saturday. No one usually comes to the island on Saturdays," said Hassleberry as the two headed to the docks. A figure on the ship soon reached a radio on the ship. "Hey Sarah Baby, your stud muffin has just arrived." Sarah eyes shuddered with terror and nausea. "Oh my God, It's Johnny Bravo," screamed Sarah with fear. Sarah headed for Hassleberry's arms. Holding onto her, Hassleberry watched as Johnny Bravo left the ship to the docks. He hid Sarah behind her. "I'll do my best to hide you from him," said Hassleberry.
Johnny walked on the docks and ignored Hassleberry as he walked past him. Hassleberry turned around to face him, hiding Sarah but said nothing. "The sooner he leaves, the better," Sarah thought. "Sarah, I heard you were at Duel Academy and I've come for you Baby," shouted Johnny, disgusting her. "Remember when we did it at your place and you said I was the best." Johnny's shouted nearly woke up Duel Academy, humiliating Sarah. Johnny's back was turned to Hassleberry. Hassleberry, angered at Johnny for embarassing Sarah like that, found a hiding spot between some crates and sent Sarah to the place. Hassleberry walked up to Johnny and put his finger on his shoulder. "Excuse me!" said Hassleberry.
Johnny turned to Hassleberry. "Look man I know what you're thinking. How is a good-looking man like me so buff, but I ain't got time," said Johnny turning away. "Sarah, I was wondering if you wanted another round on the Johnny train," shouted Johnny. Sarah, listening in, was ready to jump in disgust when Hassleberry put his finger on Johnny's shoulder again. "Do you realize that you are humiliating this Sarah by shouting this stuff?" asked Hassleberry sternly while hiding the fact he had sex with her out of respect. Johnny raised an eyebrow. "Mister, do you realize who you're talking too. I am," started Johnny as he flexed his muscles, "Johnny Bravo, the perfect man. How can I humiliate Sarah when any girl would be glad to do it with me?"
Though she wanted to hide and hopefully never see Johnny Bravo again, Sarah stood up. "Shut up, Johnny," said Sarah. Johnny turned to her and walked up to her. "Hey Baby, want me to stop talking and get busy?" asked Johnny. Sarah slapped him knocking him to the ground. "You're disgusting," said Sarah. Johnny got back up. "Ooh feisty," said Johnny, not taking the hint. Sarah was beginning to get a headache and had to put her hand on her head. "Okay, listen, Johnny, I only had sex with you because I felt sorry for you, because you will never get a girl," said Sarah. "You see that guy over there?" asked Sarah pointing to Hassleberry. "He's gotten a ton of girls, including me," Sarah said blushing while she remembered last night. Johnny scoffed. "That wannabe tough guy?" What's he got that I ain't got?" asked Johnny flexing his muscles to Sarah in an attempt to win her back. Sarah had to hold her head up due to her headache. "For one, he's got a better personality. He doesn't flirt with every girl he sees.  He's also got a far bigger penis than you do. Unlike you, he was able to take my virginity.  If what I had with Hassleberry was sex, then you were a snooze fest. He's also a very generous lover. He knew how to please me even before we even had sex," said Sarah unable to hold her disgust towards Johnny Bravo.
Johnny looked at Hassleberry. "So you think you can trick Sarah into believing I was not a good lover, huh?" asked Johnny. "Fine, we'll fight for her," said Johnny putting on his karate uniform. Hassleberry just stood there silently folding his arms. Johnny jumped into the air getting ready to do a jump kick to Hassleberry. Hassleberry just stood there silently. Johnny soon fell to the ground, causing his leg to break through the dock, getting him stuck. He got free and attempted to kick Hassleberry in the face. Hassleberry tilted his head backward, causing Johnny to miss and lose balance. Johnny fell on his back. Johnny got on his knees and attempted to sweep his leg to Hassleberry's. Johnny's leg hit Hassleberry's but Hassleberry didn't even flinch. Johnny attempted to do several leg sweeps to Hassleberry, but Hassleberry did not fall. Johnny then got up and made an attempt to punch Hassleberry in the face. Hassleberry grabbed Johnny's fist and pushed him away.
"Okay this is going nowhere," said Sarah. She walked up to Johnny and gave him an uppcut, knocking him down. Hassleberry walked up to Sarah and looked at Johnny on the ground. "I was waiting for you to finish him off," said Hassleberry. Sarah looked up at Hassleberry. "You wanted me to do it? Why?" asked Sarah. Hassleberry nodded. "Two reasons. One, this way Johnny will leave you alone now and two, you beating him up was a more fair fight," Hassleberry. "I've told you before he and I went to the same gym and I was already lifting more weights than he was. Last time I looked he benched only 75 lbs. I can bench 350lb and I'm younger than he is." Sarah laughed and looked at the ship. "Well I guess I can leave the Academy," said Sarah. Sarah then grabbed Johnny and dragged him to the ship. "I better take him with so he doesn't annoy you, Hassleberry," said Sarah. Sarah got on the ship with a still unconscious Johnny and waved good-bye to Hassleberry, thanking him for a wonderful night. Hassleberry then went to his dorm. After his "fight" with Johnny, he felt he had a good enough workout today.
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