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The Clothes Make The Spirit
By : Amarin
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Het - Male/Female
Views: 5978 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. -
Chapter List
- 1-Unwanted Gifts
- 2-Calming
- 3-Guts As Garters, Or Other Items Of Apparel
- 4-Gay Apparel
- 5-Computer Crank Call
- 6-Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ranch Dressing And Croutons
- 7-Eyes To See…Or Not, As The Case May Be
- 8-Boys Wanna Have Fun, Too
- 9-Zero To Sex In .5 Seconds
- 10-Payback: The Next Generation
- 11-As If!
- 12-Man's Best Friend
- 13-Bugged Out
- 14-Sea Hunt
- 15-Best Case Scenario
- 16-Romance: Yami Style
- 17-Predictions Of The Present
- 18-Age Equals Wisdom – And Sneakiness
- 19-Pot. Kettle. Black.
- 20-So Many Frogs, So Few Pharaohs
- 21-Life, Death, And Other Learning Experiences
- 22-Have Some Fun With The Force
- 23-Dumb And Dumber
- 24-Good Girls Gone Bad
- 25-Man Without Clothes – Or Shame
- 26-Who Pranked Noah Kaiba?
- 27-Sisters Want To Do It For Themselves
- 28-Mokuba Kaiba, In The Library, With The Computer
- 29-Dino-Might!
- 30-Stupid Is As Stupid Does
- 31-T-Shirts Of Friendship - Or Not
- 32-Yamis, Psychos, And Other Assorted Freaks
- 33-Extra Stupid Psychic
- 34-Paradoxical Rhymes
- 35-Share The InsaË4
- 36-Don't Worry, Be Stupid!
- 37-Sand, Surf, Sun…Sex
- 38-Young Dogs, Old Habits
- 39-Winning Isn't Everything, But Losing Sucks
- 40-Very Willing Sacrifices
- 41-The Future May Not Be Sexy…But Shadi Is!
- 42-Three Cheers For Jeers
- 43-Two Bitches Are Better Than One
- 44-Ignorance Is Bliss – Which Is Why Bakura Is So Angry All The Time
- 45-Plotting In Cyberspace
- 46-King Of Games – Court Jester Of Pranks
- 47-Diamond In The Very Rough
- 48-Size Only Matters if You Are A Lousy Arguer
- 49-All He Had To Do Was Ask
- 50-Omniscience Can Be Boring
- 51-Too Much Revenge Is A Good Thing
- 52-Variety Is The Spice Of Sex
- 53-Spoils Of The Good Life
- 54-Non Compos Mentos Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Brainless
- 55-As Brainless As A Barbie Doll; As Oversexed As A Seductress
- 56-Sexy Eye For The Hikari Guy
- 57-D'oh! Nuts
- 58-The Evil Of Misunderstandings
- 59-Shag-A-Delic, Baby!
- 60-Make Noise, Not War
- 61-The Older You Are, The Less You Understand
- 62-Mokuba The Brave And The Not-So-Cowardly Thief
- 63-Warring Lovers
- 64-Bad Ass Toys Aren't Just For Boys
- 65-Wasn’t The Pharaoh Also Called ‘Morning Star’?
- 66-Anger Management For The Sexually Frustrated
- 67-I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow – Today I’m Busy Gossiping
- 68-The Few, The Furred, The Forgotten
- 69-The Importance Of Love
- 70-Killing My Enemies Sexily
- 71-Digitized Male Seeks Computer Geek For Companionship
- 72-Whiners Always Prosper
Non Compos Mentos Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Brainless *** Today’s insult is courtesy of DarkShadowFlame. It has been altered slightly from its original incarnation as the last line in Chapter 3: Godzilla of her fic, ‘What Better Use For Your Millennium Item?’ *** “‘Yes, I am mentally unstable – and proud of it!’” After reading the phrase emblazoned on the front of the black T-shirt he was holding, Bakura aimed one of his trademark, ‘Be Seeing You In The Shadow Realm’ glares at the hapless piece of cloth.
Snickering, Ryou told his yami, “But not many men would admit it.”
“What?” Yami asked, smirking widely. “That they’re mentally unstable? Or that they’re proud of it?”
“Either. Both,” Ryou replied.
Glaring at the two bickering bakas, Bakura snarled, “I am not mentally unstable.”
Yami snorted. “That’s debatable, tomb-robber.”
“Like your intelligence?” said thief shot back
.“Guys, guys, let’s not get into this again,” Yugi broke in before the two yamis could start their fighting in earnest. Breathing a sigh of relief as the two subsided back into their seats – though they were still glowering at each other; the phrase ‘if looks could kill’ was definitely applicable in this case – Yugi slumped back into the couch, already exhausted though he and Yami had only been there for half an hour. It seemed like every time the two couples got together, his and Ryou’s darker halves would end up fighting. Considering all the insults they were getting to use – without fear of reprisal (well, without fear of deadly reprisal, anyway) – in this game of prank tag, Yugi had hoped for a bit of peace and quiet in the rest of their lives.
It was Yami who eventually broke the uneasy silence that had settled over Ryou’s living room. “So who sent you this, anyway?” the former Pharaoh asked in a bored voice. “Marik and Malik?”
Ryou shook his head. “Couldn’t have been. It’s too close to some of the ones they’ve received.”
“Yeah, besides, they’ve already gotten someone this round,” Bakura added.
“Who?” Yugi asked. “I’ve kind of lost track of who’s gotten who the past couple of weeks,” he added at the other’s arched brow.
“Well, Pegasus finally got into the game,” Ryou told the other hikari. “He got Noah.”
“Who got him back, and sent one to Bonz,” Bakura added. “Bonz got Marik…”
“I didn’t know Bonz knew about Marik,” Yugi broke in, face twisted up in a frown.
Ryou coughed and averted his eyes. “Apparently, Keith wasn’t the only Duelist Kingdom reject who got mind-controlled by Marik.”
“Ah,” Yugi said. “And then Marik got Yami.”
“And Bakura got Shadi,” Yami added.
“And Shadi got me, and I got dice girl,” Bakura continued.
“You shouldn’t call Duke that, yami,” Ryou chided his other.
“If the high heels fit, hikari,” Bakura replied, a slow smile spreading across his face.
“Anyway…” Yugi broke in.
“Right,” Ryou said, getting back to the topic at hand. “Duke and Tristan got Mokuba, and then Bakura got hit again. But I don’t know who by.”
“Maybe it was Mokuba and Serenity,” Yugi suggested.
“Surely the two of them wouldn’t do such a thing,” Yami said, proving once again that just because someone was five thousand years old, that didn’t mean they were any less naïve than a toddler.
“Wouldn’t they?” Bakura asked. “Oh, I think they might…”
Ryou sighed and rolled his eyes as he watched Bakura walk out of the room, most definitely going to plot his revenge. He almost felt sorry for whomever his yami decided to take out his ire on.
Ryou smirked.
Almost.
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