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The Clothes Make The Spirit
By : Amarin
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Het - Male/Female
Views: 5978 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. -
Chapter List
- 1-Unwanted Gifts
- 2-Calming
- 3-Guts As Garters, Or Other Items Of Apparel
- 4-Gay Apparel
- 5-Computer Crank Call
- 6-Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ranch Dressing And Croutons
- 7-Eyes To See…Or Not, As The Case May Be
- 8-Boys Wanna Have Fun, Too
- 9-Zero To Sex In .5 Seconds
- 10-Payback: The Next Generation
- 11-As If!
- 12-Man's Best Friend
- 13-Bugged Out
- 14-Sea Hunt
- 15-Best Case Scenario
- 16-Romance: Yami Style
- 17-Predictions Of The Present
- 18-Age Equals Wisdom – And Sneakiness
- 19-Pot. Kettle. Black.
- 20-So Many Frogs, So Few Pharaohs
- 21-Life, Death, And Other Learning Experiences
- 22-Have Some Fun With The Force
- 23-Dumb And Dumber
- 24-Good Girls Gone Bad
- 25-Man Without Clothes – Or Shame
- 26-Who Pranked Noah Kaiba?
- 27-Sisters Want To Do It For Themselves
- 28-Mokuba Kaiba, In The Library, With The Computer
- 29-Dino-Might!
- 30-Stupid Is As Stupid Does
- 31-T-Shirts Of Friendship - Or Not
- 32-Yamis, Psychos, And Other Assorted Freaks
- 33-Extra Stupid Psychic
- 34-Paradoxical Rhymes
- 35-Share The InsaË4
- 36-Don't Worry, Be Stupid!
- 37-Sand, Surf, Sun…Sex
- 38-Young Dogs, Old Habits
- 39-Winning Isn't Everything, But Losing Sucks
- 40-Very Willing Sacrifices
- 41-The Future May Not Be Sexy…But Shadi Is!
- 42-Three Cheers For Jeers
- 43-Two Bitches Are Better Than One
- 44-Ignorance Is Bliss – Which Is Why Bakura Is So Angry All The Time
- 45-Plotting In Cyberspace
- 46-King Of Games – Court Jester Of Pranks
- 47-Diamond In The Very Rough
- 48-Size Only Matters if You Are A Lousy Arguer
- 49-All He Had To Do Was Ask
- 50-Omniscience Can Be Boring
- 51-Too Much Revenge Is A Good Thing
- 52-Variety Is The Spice Of Sex
- 53-Spoils Of The Good Life
- 54-Non Compos Mentos Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Brainless
- 55-As Brainless As A Barbie Doll; As Oversexed As A Seductress
- 56-Sexy Eye For The Hikari Guy
- 57-D'oh! Nuts
- 58-The Evil Of Misunderstandings
- 59-Shag-A-Delic, Baby!
- 60-Make Noise, Not War
- 61-The Older You Are, The Less You Understand
- 62-Mokuba The Brave And The Not-So-Cowardly Thief
- 63-Warring Lovers
- 64-Bad Ass Toys Aren't Just For Boys
- 65-Wasn’t The Pharaoh Also Called ‘Morning Star’?
- 66-Anger Management For The Sexually Frustrated
- 67-I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow – Today I’m Busy Gossiping
- 68-The Few, The Furred, The Forgotten
- 69-The Importance Of Love
- 70-Killing My Enemies Sexily
- 71-Digitized Male Seeks Computer Geek For Companionship
- 72-Whiners Always Prosper
Sexy Eye For The Hikari Guy ‘Your yami dresses you funny.’
Ryou blinked at the bumper sticker lying on the kitchen table amidst the detritus of its packaging. “Nani…?”
Peering over his hikari’s shoulder, Bakura scowled. “If anyone dresses funny, it’s you,” he snorted. “You need to wear more leather.”
“It’s constricting!” Ryou protested. “I can’t breathe in those pants you bought for me – they’re three sizes too small.”
Bakura’s eyes glazed over as he remembered what Ryou had looked like when he’d tried those pants on. “But your ass looked damn fine in them.”
Ryou blushed.
“Anyway, this sticker has it all wrong,” Bakura continued. “It’s you who used to dress me funny.”
Ryou sighed. This was an old argument. “Now that you have your own body, you can dress it however you like, Bakura,” he pointed out.
“True, but when we were sharing your body, not a day went by that you didn’t wear one of those froufrou things you call a sweater vest,” Bakura countered. “And I thought kilts were demeaning…”
“Can we not talk about this now, koi?” Ryou gritted out, purposely using the endearment to remind Bakura exactly where he would be sleeping if this argument continued much longer – the couch, instead of their bed.
Bakura cleared his throat and looked away, a blush staining his cheeks a light rose. “Right,” he agreed. Eyes lighting on the bumper sticker, he asked, “Who…?” He was cut off before he could get more than the first word of his question out.
“Mai and Téa,” Ryou supplied. He sighed in defeat as he added, “Again.”
Bakura wrinkled his nose in a frown and slumped down into one of the nearby chairs, folding his arms across his chest as he glared at the innocent piece of sticky-backed paper. “Why do they always go after us?” he demanded of the bumper sticker, his mood turning darker when the sticker refused to answer him. “It’s not like they even know us all that well.”
“Which just makes it easier for them to insult us, since they don’t really care about hurting our feelings,” Ryou pointed out. “By this bumper sticker, it’s apparent that they’re not at all fond of either of us.”
“They are awfully fond of double insults,” Bakura agreed.
“Maybe we should try that?” Ryou suggested.
“Getting two people at once?” Bakura asked, tapping one finger against his chin thoughtfully. “That’s a good idea…”
Ryou half-groaned, half-giggled as he realized what he’d suggested. Bakura was definitely corrupting him if he could be so sneaky. Without any prompting on the dark’s part, even.
But Bakura was just too sexy when he was plotting mayhem and destruction.
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