Bad Omyn

Two months later, Yugi and Yami were watching a movie in the living room. Yugi was sitting on Yami's lap. Yami had his hands on Yugi's tummy. Soguraku walked in and gave them a funny look.
Soguraku: You look funny in a womans night gown (Walks out of the room)
Yami: I think you look elagant
Yuugi: Are you sure you don't mean elaphant?
Yami: Don't feel sad, your not even fat, you just have a little beer belly
Yuugi: That helps...
Yami: I wonder how beautiful you'de look in loungere (Closes eyes in to have a sexual fantasy)
Yuugi: Yami?
Yami: Yes sweety?
Yuugi: Once the baby is born, what am I supposed to do with it, I'm not ready to be a dad...or mom...whatever...
Yami: you could give it up for adoption...or if you want, I can help you raise it...what ever you want to do, I'll support your decision..
Yuugi: (Starts crying) MY LIFE IS SO FUCKED UP! (Yami embraces him from behind)
Yami: It's ok honey (Kisses his cheek) Everything will get better I promise
Yuugi: UGH (body is frozen)
Yami: What's the matter?
Yuugi: (Takes a breath) Nothing, I thought I felt something
Yami: Do you remember the last time we made love?
Yuugi: I try not to...But the time before that...Wait
Yami: I remember something about your....womanhood...I didn't remember right away but I penatrated it twice. When I checked your....place.. the last time, when I fingured you it made me remember, the night we fought....do you remmember the next morning?
Yuugi: Yeah, it was chrismas morning when you gave me...yourself as a gift..
Yami: Maybe Y-Marik isn't the father...What if I am?
Yuugi: Oh Yami I hope you are
Yami: I hope so too (Yami felt his pants getting wet)
Yuugi: UGH, Yami...I think I'm..
Yami: I'll take you there
Yuugi: NO, YAMI, I'LL DIE OF EMBARASSMENT IF YOU TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL TO BE A SPECTICAL
Yami: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
Yuugi: You deliver it..(huff)....
Yami: Ok, just relax, breath
Yuugi: OH GOD, GET IT OUT OF ME!
Yami: (holding down yuugi's legs) Easy (Yuugi throws his head back)
Yuugi: OH GOD I WANT MY BODY BACK, I JUST GOT YOU OUT!
Yami: PUSH
Yuugi: PUSH WHAT?
Yami: I'll help you, just keep breathing (Yami rubs Yuugi's hips helping him push the litle human out of him) I see it (pulls it out)
Oh my Rah
Yuugi: (Panting from exaustion) What is it Yami?
Yami: A boy, but in this family who the hell knows
Yuugi: It looks like you.....
Yami: So it's not Y-Marik
Yuugi: Thank Rah (Rests his head against the carpet)
Yami: (holding the baby looking at it opening it's eyes) He's cute
Yuugi: Grandpa is gonna yell at me about the mess in here...
Yami: Don't worry I'll clean it up
Yuugi: Thank...(Passes out)
(While he's out Yami put him and his baby in his bed and bordered it with pillows so the baby wouldn't fall off the bed)


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Yamimi: This story is so fucked up but it's far from over.
would you like me to write the part when his friends find out?
Yuugi: Havn't I suffered enough?
Yamimi: I love you, but don't think that means i'm not gonna hurt you in the future
Yami: QUIET DOWN BOTH OF YOU, THE BABY IS NAPPING!