• 1-Unwanted Gifts
• 2-Calming
• 3-Guts As Garters, Or Other Items Of Apparel
• 4-Gay Apparel
• 5-Computer Crank Call
• 6-Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ranch Dressing And Croutons
• 7-Eyes To See…Or Not, As The Case May Be
• 8-Boys Wanna Have Fun, Too
• 9-Zero To Sex In .5 Seconds
• 10-Payback: The Next Generation
• 11-As If!
• 12-Man's Best Friend
• 13-Bugged Out
• 14-Sea Hunt
• 15-Best Case Scenario
• 16-Romance: Yami Style
• 17-Predictions Of The Present
• 18-Age Equals Wisdom – And Sneakiness
• 19-Pot. Kettle. Black.
• 20-So Many Frogs, So Few Pharaohs
• 21-Life, Death, And Other Learning Experiences
• 22-Have Some Fun With The Force
• 23-Dumb And Dumber
• 24-Good Girls Gone Bad
• 25-Man Without Clothes – Or Shame
• 26-Who Pranked Noah Kaiba?
• 27-Sisters Want To Do It For Themselves
• 28-Mokuba Kaiba, In The Library, With The Computer
• 29-Dino-Might!
• 30-Stupid Is As Stupid Does
• 31-T-Shirts Of Friendship - Or Not
• 32-Yamis, Psychos, And Other Assorted Freaks
• 33-Extra Stupid Psychic
• 34-Paradoxical Rhymes
• 35-Share The InsaË4
• 36-Don't Worry, Be Stupid!
• 37-Sand, Surf, Sun…Sex
• 38-Young Dogs, Old Habits
• 39-Winning Isn't Everything, But Losing Sucks
• 40-Very Willing Sacrifices
• 41-The Future May Not Be Sexy…But Shadi Is!
• 42-Three Cheers For Jeers
• 43-Two Bitches Are Better Than One
• 44-Ignorance Is Bliss – Which Is Why Bakura Is So Angry All The Time
• 45-Plotting In Cyberspace
• 46-King Of Games – Court Jester Of Pranks
• 47-Diamond In The Very Rough
• 48-Size Only Matters if You Are A Lousy Arguer
• 49-All He Had To Do Was Ask
• 50-Omniscience Can Be Boring
• 51-Too Much Revenge Is A Good Thing
• 52-Variety Is The Spice Of Sex
• 53-Spoils Of The Good Life
• 54-Non Compos Mentos Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Brainless
• 55-As Brainless As A Barbie Doll; As Oversexed As A Seductress
• 56-Sexy Eye For The Hikari Guy
• 57-D'oh! Nuts
• 58-The Evil Of Misunderstandings
• 59-Shag-A-Delic, Baby!
• 60-Make Noise, Not War
• 61-The Older You Are, The Less You Understand
• 62-Mokuba The Brave And The Not-So-Cowardly Thief
• 63-Warring Lovers
• 64-Bad Ass Toys Aren't Just For Boys
• 65-Wasn’t The Pharaoh Also Called ‘Morning Star’?
• 66-Anger Management For The Sexually Frustrated
• 67-I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow – Today I’m Busy Gossiping
• 68-The Few, The Furred, The Forgotten
• 69-The Importance Of Love
• 70-Killing My Enemies Sexily
• 71-Digitized Male Seeks Computer Geek For Companionship
• 72-Whiners Always Prosper

‘It’s not a bald spot! It’s a solar panel for my sex machine!’

Rishid blinked down at the size XXL T-shirt in his hands. “Nani?” he asked, face screwed up in a cross between a glare and a frown.

Marik and Malik were giggling in the background, but the hikari managed to calm down long enough to say, “It’ll go perfectly with the hat you got last time, brother dear,” before he burst out laughing once more.

Fuming in silent indignation – were these kids purposely harping on his sexual activity (or lack thereof)? – Rishid crumpled the cotton tee into a ball and threw it towards the trashcan, not noticing when it rebounded off the edge and hit Marik in the head. Malik did, however, start laughing even harder, prompting a scowl from his lover and a look of confused irritation from his brother.

“What am I going to do?” Rishid asked.

“Besides wear your new shirt with that hat you got last month when we go to see the ‘Weapons of the Ancient World’ exhibit at the museum tomorrow?” Malik said jokingly.

Rishid scowled down at his brother. “Yes, besides that,” he hissed from between tightly clenched teeth.

“You could always get someone else,” Marik pointed out reasonably.

Blinking at this sensible suggestion from the normally off-balance – if not outright demented – yami, Rishid stroked his chin thoughtfully. “Hmm…” he mused. “That idea has merit.”

“But not mine about you wearing your new accessories together?” Malik asked, pouting and feigning a hurt puppy look.

“That has merit as well…but a bad one,” Rishid growled.

Taking in the look of almost murderous rage on his brother’s face, Malik gulped. He decided that in order to keep his head where he liked it best – firmly attached to his shoulders – he’d best redirect Rishid’s homicidal impulses towards someone else.

“You know, I don’t think Yugi’s been hit in a while…”