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Chapter List
- 1-Mirrored out
- 2-chapter 2
- 3-chapter 3
- 4-4
- 5-5
- 6-6
- 7-7
- 8-8
- 9-9
- 10-10
- 11-11
- 12-12
- 13-13
- 14-14
- 15-15
- 16-16
- 17-17
- 18-18
- 19-19
- 20-20
- 7
- 8
- 9
Dun-dun-dun-dun-the
return of the insane! I�m returning to the plot, bashing folks left and
right-yes, it�s not the best of plots, but at least I got one, ne?(Crickets)
Ooookay,
time to get on with the update�

Ja ne!^^

��

8.

In the
hall, the next day, Yugi-tachi met up with a couple of what looked like albino
twins.
�Ryou,
Bakura, where have you guys been?� asked Otogi-and received a sneeze as answer.
�Home.�
�Prison.�
Their
assembled friends gaped at the white-haired thief and his hikari. Ryou, who had
pulled down his pollution mask and was busy cleaning his nose, replied:
�Yes, well,
I came down with a cold and had to stay in bed. As for mo hitori no baka,�
he shot the thief an angry glare, �he had nothing better to do than to break
into the police commissioner�s house and steal his wife�s jewelries. It took me
three hours to convince the man that Bakura tends to have extremely random and
thusly powerful cleptomanic �spells�.�
Four
seconds everyone was perfectly quiet, and then Yami threw his head back and
roared in laughter, soon joined by his friends.
�The po-police
commissioner�s house?� gasped Honda. Wiping his eyes with the back of his
hand, Otogi crawed:
�That-that
must have been the dumbest heist in history. Kami, what the hell were you thinking?�
Jou, who
was leaning against the wall for support, panted:
�Whe-where
did you come up with such a plan, anyway? I mean, not even Ryugenzawa would be that
stupid!�
Bakura
sneered.
�That was
pretty low, Jounouchi.�
The thief smirked,
as he closed the distance between the blonde and himself.
�Especially
considering I did it for you.�
Jou huffed,
confusion all over her face. Nimble fingers forced her chin upwards, even as
Bakura rasped:
�You know
this curse has one major disadvantage-for you, that is. If it�s being cast
another two times on one and the same person while the duration of the original
curse, the spell remains irreversible.�
The thief�s
grin widened.
�Meaning,
you will remain a girl for as long as you live-and that�s exactly what I�m
planning to do.�
The girl
paled, then snapped her head around to stare at Yami, who had started to back
off.
�Please
tell me he�s kiddin�, man!�
The king of
games gulped and shrugged guiltily. Bakura gave a sharky grin.
�Whoops,
looks like your friend-pharao forgot to mention that one tiny
itsy-bitsy-little detail, ne? Don�t worry, though.�
With
surprising gentleness, the thief turned Jou around to face him and continued:
�Out of all
the women I have met in this era, you are the only one fit to become the queen
of thieves, and I would be a fool, if I didn�t care for you accordingly.�
One large
hand on each of his shoulders pushed Bakura away from the stunned blonde, even
as two deep, male voices chorused:
�Stay away
from my girl!�

�This is
starting to become very weird, you know?� muttered Otogi, and the others
nodded.
Bakura
meanwhile frowned at the two brunets towering over him.
Kaiba and
Honda exchanged heated glances, before returning their glare on the thief.
�Ok, what
the fuck went down here while I was gone?� queried the Egyptian.
�Ja, ain�t
that just the cutest thing ever!� came Jounouchi�s voice from behind them.
Turning
around, the three males blanched at the somewhat crazed grin on the blonde�s
face.
Huddling
together, Yugi, Yami, Ryou, Anzu and Otogi retreated to the far side of the
hall, the brunette girl whispering:
�I-I�ve
never seen such a fake, cheerful smile in my life!�(A/N: Check your mirror! �
�)
Keeping the
scary beam firmly in place, Jou continued:
�Despite
the fact that they know this curse last only for so long, my best friend, my
worst enemy and the local nutcase still try to kill each over about who gets to
lay me first-now just how sick is that?�
The gleeful
expression dropped from her face as she cracked her knuckles and snarled:
�Yami?�
The ancient
being jerked up.
�H-hai?�
�Bring the
others to the mensa. I don�t want their innocent eyes and minds corrupted by
witnessin� what I�m about to do.�
Her friends
were quick to follow her advise. Turning back to her three admirers, Jounouchi
asked sweetly:
�Now, where
were we?�

Quietly
sitting around the table, the group devoured their meal.
Finally,
Anzu couldn�t stand it anymore and muttered:
�Think
she�ll be fine?�
�Of course
I�m fine!� exclaimed Jou, as she sat down next to Yugi, looking somewhat
dishelved and out of breath.
The others
gawked at her.
�Nani?�

Moaning,
Honda propped himself up on one elbow and tested his bruised chin.
�Kuso, how
could I forget about that damn uppercut!�
Kaiba
groaned, as he pushed himself up to his hands and knees.
�You mean
to tell me, you actually know what hit you? I did not even see that fist
coming.� He drove his tongue over his teeth in order to check if he still had a
complete set and added:
�Or the
foot either.�
Meanwhile
Bakura had peeled his face from where it had left a visible dent in the floor
and rose his head, a rare, thouroughly happy expression on his battered face.
Eyes wide and sparkling with delight, the thief crooned:
�She�s-perfect!
I�ll begin immediately with the wedding preparations!�
Kaiba
balled his fist and ground Bakura�s head back into the pavement, rendering the
thief unconcious for good.

Come the
next morning, or more precisely, second period, Jou found a single, long-stemed
red rose laying on her desk.
Glancing
around at the common suspects, she picked up the flower and declared aloud:
�Ok, guys,
once and for all: I�m a guy, not a girl, never mind my looks. I won�t go out
with you, never mind if it�s a movie or a dance or whatever, so just save
yourselves the money and heartbreak and get over it, wakarimashita?�
Precisely
that moment Bakura came waltzing in with a whole bundle of blood-red roses and,
giving a genuine smile, handed them over to Jounouchi.
�A token of
love for my love, though their beauty is no match for yours. Do with them as
you please, ouhi*.�
The blonde
was just about to shove the present down the thief�s throath, when Bakura�s
last sentence sunk in.
Giving him
a cautios glare, she asked:
�I can do
what I want with them?�
Bakura
nodded, proud that she had accepted his gift.

�Red roses,
beautiful, romantic red roses! Come on guys, buy your koi a little present to
win her heart over, just 100 Yen a piece!�
Within ten
minutes, Jou had sold every last flower, Bakura all the time baring witness
with a teary, downhearted expression on his face. Yugi-tachi where holding on
to their respective bellies and shaking with laughter, even as the thief
sobbed:
�That�s not
what I meant!�

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I imaginded
Bakura with that tearful chibi-look and almost keeled over with laughter-hope,
you enjoyed this as much as me!^^
Jap: queen
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