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Puppyshipping ABC's	By : AnonymousTigress Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 12830 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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I is for Infant
“This is all yer fault, Kaiba!”
“Get a life, Wheeler.”
Mokuba tilted his head to the side. His brother and Joey were in the same room? At Kaiba Mansion? He followed the sound of their voices to one of the ground floor lounges.
The two teens were sitting down. His brother sat in an armchair while Joey sat on the end of the couch as far away from Seto as he could get. Joey had something bright pink sitting on his lap and partially hidden by his backpack.
“Hi, big brother. Hi, Joey,” Mokuba said.
Joey jumped and jerked his head around. Seto calmly rolled his eyes while turning his head to look at his younger brother.
“Hello, Mokuba. Did you have a good day at school?” Seto asked.
Mokuba nodded.
“I sure did, Seto. What’s Joey doing here?” Mokuba asked, walking over to sit on the arm of his brother’s armchair.
Seto turned to smirk at Joey.
“Hopefully not getting fleas all over my couch.”
Joey glared. “I ain’t got fleas, Kaiba. And it ain’t my fault the teach paired us up with this thing.”
Mokuba nearly fell off the armchair when Joey moved his backpack. The pink thing on his lap turned out to be an electronic baby. Joey had a matching pink bracelet around his wrist.
“What did you name her?” Mokuba asked, his eyes twinkling at his brother.
Seto scoffed.
“Nothing. It’s a school project that I can’t afford to fail. The Life Skills class has an odd number of female to male students. In her “infinite wisdom,” the teacher paired Wheeler with me as an…’alternative couple,’” Seto explained.
Mokuba’s grin grew. He decided to ask the question burning in his mind.
“Does that mean Joey is Mrs. Kaiba?”
Both teens reacted with outraged looks on their faces as Mokuba disappeared out of the room laughing. Joey sputtered incoherently until Seto cleared his throat. Joey turned his head to him.
“Did you hear…?” he started.
“Yes, I heard him, Wheeler. Ignore my brother’s antics.”
Joey rolled his eyes as he shifted the baby on his lap. The thing wasn’t exactly heavy, but it wasn’t light, either.
“Now listen here, mutt. I have an important conference this weekend. I don’t have time to take care of…that. I’ll do the research and paper; you take care of that thing.”
Joey found that he couldn’t find much arguments with that. The baby was set to start going off at eight that night and continue until they returned it to school on Wednesday. The teach had said it would go off at random moments over the next few days; random meaning every few hours or so. To simulate the random cryings of a baby.
The trickiest part about his part of the assignment was that within a minute of the thing going off, Joey had to touch the bracelet just right to a sensor on the baby’s back. Once that was done, he could feed it, change it, or burp it.
“Ya sure ya trust me with this thing, Kaiba?” Joey chuckled with a grin.
Seto leveled him with a glare that could have burnt skin.
“I don’t have much choice, Wheeler. The assignment is a majority of our class grade and I’m not going to have that thing disturbing my work. So be a good little ‘wife’ and take care of the infant, dear.”
Joey’s face burned as he snatched up his things and made for the door. He wasn’t going to sit around and be insulted by the man in his home. A thought occurred to him on how to get in the last word. Joey paused in the doorway and threw a “Hey, Kaiba” over his shoulder.
Seto glanced up from some papers he had pulled out of his laptop case. Joey flashed him a laughing grin.
“Don’t get yourself fired, sweetie.”
The blonde was out the door before Seto even had time to stand up.

/……/

It was about eight-ten when the baby went off the first time. Joey flipped it over on its stomach and pressed his wrist band to a sensor on the back. The baby stopped crying. Joey flipped it over and tried its bottle. It made a sucking noise like it was drinking down the fake thing.
Joey even burped it before laying it back down. He was pleased that his dad was gone for a week to camp and fish with some buddies. It was the real reason he had accepted Kaiba’s terms to watch the hard piece of plastic.
Joey flipped through the television channels until he found a movie on. He settled down to watch it with a soda and bowl of popcorn. He was surprised when it wasn’t much later when the baby went off again. Joey hit the sensor with ease and half-changed its diaper.
When the baby went off again, Joey noted the time. It was 9:10 P.M. By Midnight, the damn thing had gone off nine times. He noticed it had gone off every thirty minutes.
“I thought this stupid thing was supposed to go off randomly,” Joey thought.

/……/

On Wednesday, Seto was late to arrive at school. He arrived after first period. He frowned when he didn’t see Wheeler in the second period class.
If that dumb mutt didn’t show up and turn in that stupid project, I’m going to wring his neck, Seto thought.
After second period, instead of going to study hall, Seto went to the Life Skills class. When he walked through the door, the teacher was picking up some textbooks from the desks. She tilted her glasses up on the bridge of her nose to better see him.
“Mr. Kaiba, we missed you this morning. I’m assuming you’ve brought me the written report,” the teacher stated.
Seto opened his bag and pulled the report out. He handed it to her as she walked up the aisle to him. He watched her leaf through the pages before walking over to set it on her desk.
“Have you seen Wheeler this morning, Mrs. Walker?” Seto asked, trying to stay as polite as possible.
“You haven’t?” Mrs. Walker asked in return.
Seto raised an eyebrow in question. “I haven’t been at school long, Mrs. Walker, and Wheeler wasn’t in our second class.”
Mrs. Walker frowned. She turned to face him as she leaned back on the front of her desk. She crossed her arms over her chest and gave him a stern look. He wasn’t fazed by it; he had gotten nastier looks in the Board room.
“Have you spoken with Joey since I paired you two up on Friday?”
Seto fought the urge to roll his eyes.
“Wheeler and I met Friday afternoon. We discussed the terms of the project then. I’ve been out of town until late last night. Don’t tell me Wheeler couldn’t take care of a measly electronic infant,” Seto sneered.
“Shut your mouth.”
Seto’s eyebrows shot up in surprise. No one dared to speak to him like that. Except for maybe Wheeler. He opened his mouth to speak when Mrs. Walker shot him a lethal look that made him give pause.
“It seems to me, Mr. Kaiba, that you are currently unaware of recent events. Joey dragged himself in here before school started and handed in the electronic child. Joey will be earning himself an A for the entire course and a letter of recommendation from me. And before you protest, you should know that the electronic child I gave you and Joey was defective.”
Seto’s gaze narrowed. “Defective…how?”
Mrs. Walker sighed.
“Like all the other infants, yours and Joey’s started going off after eight Friday night. But instead of going off randomly…it went off every thirty minutes.”
Seto’s eyes lit up in rage.
“Where is Wheeler now?” Seto growled.

/……/

Wheeler looked absolutely miserable. Curled up on the small couch in the side room in the clinic, the blonde showed obvious signs of exhaustion. His hair was messier than usual and there were large bags under his pink-tinted eyes. His eyes glanced up at him, but either Wheeler didn’t recognize him or didn’t care.
“Up, Wheeler,” Seto commanded.
Blinking slowly, Joey uncurled his legs as he pulled himself up to a sitting up position. His head lolled back on the top part of the couch.
“Ya got yer stupid A, Kaiba. What more ya want?” Joey mumbled in a sleepy slur.
Seto glared.
“Why didn’t you call me when you realized that stupid thing wasn’t working properly?” Seto demanded.
Joey blinked slow and hard at him again. While he spoke, he brought a hand up to rub his eyes.
“I did. Called da house and got a maid. Called more den once ‘n lef’ messages. Called da office, too. Secretary chewed me out fer callin’. Tried Mokie, but da voicemail said it was full.” Joey interrupted himself with a large yawn. “Even tried reachin’ ya through Duke.”
Seto would have to confirm with his maid staff and Duke, but he had no doubt Joey was telling the truth. The secretary, however, Seto didn’t have a hard time believing Wheeler about that; he’d been looking for a reason to can her hide for a while now. The blonde may be rough around the edges, but he was honest to a tee. Seto leaned down to gently yet firmly grab Joey’s arm.
“Up, Wheeler. You’re coming home with me,” Seto told him.
Seto knew Wheeler had to be beyond exhausted when he allowed himself to be pulled to his feet without giving up a fight. Seto looked over Joey, trying to discern how strong he was. Seeing what he had suspected, Seto swung Joey’s arm over his shoulders while pulling a hesitant arm around his middle. Seto retrieved his bag with his unoccupied hand.
Seto pulled Joey along to walk with him. Joey only rested part of his weight against the taller male as they walked through the clinic and out into the open hall. When they reached the outside, he slammed his eyes shut at the intense bright light from the sun. Seto cautioned him that they were going down the few steps before he accidentally brought them both down.
Joey slowly opened his eyes into a squint. He could just barely make out Kaiba’s security guy and his limo. The two men helped him into the limo prior to Seto climbing in. Joey laid his chin down on his chest and wrapped his arms around himself. He heard Kaiba say something and close the limo door.
“Lay down, mutt. It’ll be a while until we get there,” Seto told him.
Joey decided to do just that. Seto observed quietly as the teenager laid his body out across the seats. He ended up with his head resting ever so gently on Seto’s thigh. Seto could see and feel Joey holding most of the weight of his head off him. Rolling his eyes, Seto placed his laptop case down on the seat across from him, grabbed a hold of Wheeler, and yanked him up. Joey only grunted as his head was moved fully to rest in Kaiba’s lap.
Joey closed his eyes and nuzzled his head lazily against Seto’s thighs. Seto was quite uncertain about this, but he lay a hesitant hand down on top of the blonde duelist’s head. Joey mumbled incoherently while staring ahead of him with low lids.
As they drove across town, Seto noticed that any sort of bump or stop of the limo caused Joey’s eyes to shoot open. His eyes would zip around a few times before lowering to half-open lids. Then the process would repeat itself on the next bump.
Seto felt pity for the poor blonde. For over a ninety straight hours, Wheeler had been unable to sleep because the idiotic school project had gone off every fucking thirty minutes! He was going to sue the company who made those for every penny they had.
He found himself running a hand through the soft blonde hair. It seemed soothing to the agitated boy. It didn’t take them much longer to arrive at the house. Once there, Roland assisted him in getting Joey inside and up the stairs to his bedroom. When Roland left, Seto disappeared into his bathroom.
Joey was bent forward in Seto’s desk chair with his head down in his hands. A small tap to the top of his head caused Joey to lift his heavy head. Kaiba held out a glass of water and a small pill. After some point, Joey had stopped caring about what Kaiba was doing or why.
Wordlessly, Joey took the aforementioned items. He dropped the pill in his mouth, took a big sip of water, and swallowed the pill down. He handed the glass back to Kaiba while he was speaking.
“That’s a sleeping pill, Wheeler. You should sleep for a good amount of time in here,” Seto said, setting the glass down on his desk.
Joey mumbled something about sounds bothering him. Seto snorted while hauling Joey back up to his feet. Joey stumbled a little as Seto dragged him over to his bed and pushed him on it after pulling back the comforter. Joey stared down as Seto knelt down and pulled off his shoes.
“Don’t worry, Wheeler. My room is soundproof and the Do Not Disturb sign is on outside the door. You should be able to sleep now.”
Joey allowed himself to be pushed to lie down on the extremely soft bed. Seto pulled the comforter up over Joey and smoothed a hand over his head. Turned on his side, Joey stared sleepily up at him.
“I do good, Kaiba?” he murmured.
Seto smiled and leaned down as he gently scratched the back of Joey’s head, earning him a sleepy smile.
“You did fine, Wheeler. Go to sleep,” Seto told him.
With a surprising amount of strength, Joey brought a hand up to lightly grip Seto’s wrist.
“Gonna still be here ‘en I ‘ake up?” Joey mumbled.
The sleeping pill was obviously kicking in now. Joey’s eyes were already closing as he lay his head down. He didn’t even hear Seto’s response or feel the soft, barely noticeable kiss pressed to his forehead.
Seto patted the blonde gently on the head before walking over to his door. He placed a hand on the doorknob, but paused. He didn’t have any pressing matters at work and his homework would take all of five minutes. Making a decision, Seto locked the door and spun around to walk back to the bed.
He took off his shoes and pulled back the comforter before sliding into bed. He leaned part of his upper body against the headboard while pulling Joey into his arms. The sleeping blonde didn’t stir or make a sound as his body was moved. Seto returned to running a hand through the younger male’s hair.
He couldn’t help but smirk. The mutt had done well. He hadn’t simply given up and tanked both their grades. He had done something that Seto doubted he would have had the patience or temperament for.
“Good boy, Wheeler. I’ll have to reward you later,” Seto whispered in his ear.
Joey’s only response was a small snore.
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