Compiled and Edited RP

Originally, I was going to put this in my scrapbook on Deviant Art, but I decided against it. Their policies mention nothing about adult stories, and I don't want to take the chance. -_-

Anywho... this is an RP I did with a friend over the course of a couple days (straight). I plan on turning this into a full out story, but I want the original to be displayed too... mostly because I can't believe I came up with some of the things I did. O_O

Me:
Skyla
Yami Yugi
Yugi
Yami Bakura (first quarter)

Nina:
Nina
Ankoku
Seto
Jonouchi
Yami Bakura (the rest)

Enjoy.

Compiled and Edited RP with Nina
(Edited for timing, spelling, formatting, and grammar)

Nina: How you doing?
Skyla: Pretty good. Doing one hell of a funny RP with a friend. ::sniggers::
Nina: I see. What RP?
Skyla: Just some randomness. Someone mentioned that Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura act like siblings, so the pharaoh gets the crazy idea to see if they can find out.
Nina: Oh no. If they're siblings? Or if they act like siblings.
Skyla: ::sniggers:: Yup; if they're related in some way. Though, through all this, Yami Yugi's been neglecting Yugi, and right now, Yugi's getting payback. XD
Nina: Oh no. Who're you playing?
Skyla: We alternate rolls mostly, though right now I'm playing as both yamis. Yami Yugi's pinned to the couch by Yugi, and Bakura's laughing ass ass off on the sidelines.
Nina: Kekekekeke… Sounds interesting by me.
Skyla: ^_^
Nina: -sigh-
Skyla: ::grins:: Of course, Yugi's making full use of fudgecicle torture... XD
Nina: Oh no. Scary thought there.
Skyla: ::snigger:: As Bakura just said to his hikari through their mental link, "Ever imagine his highness-ness as an uke?" XD
Nina: Lol… >_> Seto...
Skyla: What did he do now?
Nina: He's 'meheheh' ing
Skyla: ::snigger:: Dare I ask why?
Nina: Thinking of the pharaoh as an uke.
Skyla: XD!!!!
Nina: Go figure… >_> Seto... Jonouchi...
Skyla: What are they doing?
Nina: Plotting.
Skyla: XD! I fear for Yami Yugi's safety...
Nina: You should.
Skyla: ::giggles:: Although... it would be rather funny...
Nina: Yeah...
Skyla: Gah, darn, she has to go. Just when it was getting good too. ::snaps her fingers::
Nina: Heh. Well, I'm always here, and full o ideas.
Skyla: ::giggles:: And now I have a free pharaoh... XD Hell, the way you had Ankoku scare the crap out of Bakura, you could probably get HIM to seduce Yami Yugi. XD
Nina: Heheheheheheh... -crazy grin- ..... -pause. serious face- Don't give me ideas.
Skyla: Actually, I think it's a rather good idea. XD
Nina: Okay then. >)

(Actual RP officially starts)

Skyla: ::sniggers evilly::
Y.Yugi: ::walks in looking rather flushed:: What are you two plotting?
Nina: Heheheheheh... Nothing... >)
Y.Yugi: ::raises a worried eyebrow:: I just managed to escape from my hikari... why do I have a feeling I jumped out of the pot and into the fryer...
Nina: -frown- Um... -shrug- You're paranoid?
Skyla: ::evil grin:: Or maybe 'cause that's really the case?
Y.Yugi: -_- I'm going to go get something to drink. Don't follow me. ::walks off::
Nina: -follows-
Y.Yugi: ::doesn't look back:: I said don't follow me Nina. ::reaching into the fridge for a soda::
Nina: What's gonna stop me?
Y.Yugi: Um... a one-way ticket to the Shadow Realm maybe? ::cracks open the soda:: Look, I'm not in the mood. I _BARELY_ managed to escape from an _EXTREMELY_ horny hikari.
Nina: You're point? Besides... you can't send me there. Well, you can, but frankly, I like it there, and that'd just leave you with my yami. >b
Y.Yugi: ::rolls his eyes:: Seriously... compared to what I almost ended up getting forced into, that's nothing. Damn fudgecicles...
Nina: -smirk- Which reminds me. Skyla-san?
Skyla: ::pokes her head in:: Hai?
Nina: -overly sweet voice- Could you get the tomb robber for me..?
Skyla: ::grins:: Of ce. :e. ::runs off::
Y.Yugi: ::just about to take a drink:: Eh...? Tomb robber?
Nina: Heheh. -looks to Yami- Nothing to worry about, Pharaoh...
Y.Yugi: ::gives her a distrusting look:: O...kay... ::pulls at his shirt:: I need a cold shower. Is your bath free?
Nina: Mine?
Y.Yugi: Whosever’s. I need a VERY cold shower...
Nina: Sure. ^^
Y.Yugi: ::raises an eyebrow:: That... was too easy...
Nina: Not really. Why would I say no? I'm not gonna be like you you can't use my shower! hiss!'
Y.Yugi: Unh-hunh. ::finishes off his soda:: Where is it?
Nina: Upstairs, straight ahead. ^^ Um, just be careful when you turn on the water, it takes a little while. ^^
Y.Yugi: Okay. ::wanders off::
Skyla: ::comes in a moment later, dragging Y.Bakura with her:: We're here!
Y.Bakura: >_> Obviously...
Nina: Hiya Yami Baka! ^__^
Y.Bakura: ::sighs:: Hi.
Nina: Wanna do me a favor?
Y.Bakura: Depends on if any body parts will be missing from my person afterwards...
Skyla: X3
Nina: No! Of course not. Why would I endanger those precious things!?
Y.Bakura: .....
Nina: Anywho... No body parts shall be removed. Will you do me a favor?
Y.Bakura: ::sighs:: What?
Nina: -suddenly deeper voice- Seduce the pharaoh.
Y.Bakura: O_O!!! EH?! NANI!?!!
Nina: -smirk-
Skyla: Ow... my ears...
Nina: -sends apologetic look- -offers pocky-
Skyla: ::eats pocky happily::
Y.Bakura: No way in HELL am I touching THAT.
Nina: The pocky? -shrug, eats-
Y.Bakura: >_> I meant the pharaoh. I'll be a cold day in Khemet before I... I... ::shudders violently::
Ankoku: It'll be a cold day in your grave if you don't.
Y.Bakura: Eee! ::hides behind Skyla::
Skyla: Hey! O.o
Ankoku: Hi. ^^
Y.Bakura: ::waves from behind Skyla::
Skyla: Hello, Ankoku...
Ankoku: What's up?
Y.Bakura: WHY exactly do I have to fuck the pharaoh...?
Nina: You don't have to fuc-
Ankoku: Because I said so.
Y.Bakura: -_- ::mutters something about his manhood::
Skyla: ::chuckles:: Not letting Nina have a word in edgewise, I see....
Ankoku: The idea of Yami Bakura fucking the pharaoh is FAR too intriguing...
Skyla: I agree! ^_^
Y.Bakura: I should have know this was your idea...
Ankoku: Ore-sama's idea? Well... truth be told, it was more of an idea developed by Skyla-san and karei.
Y.Bakura: That's who I meant. -_-
Skyla: ::giggles::
Ankoku: Oh. -_-
Skyla: Aww... c'mon, Bakura-kun. It'll be interesting...
Ankoku: Yep, and you'd be topping the pharaoh...
Y.Bakura: Still. It's. The. Pharaoh. ICK!!!!
Ankoku: Hey, Ore-sama thinks he's hot. And you did say he had a nice ass.
Y.Bakura: That was on a whim. -_-
Skyla: Yeah... so was the other ten times I caught you looking at it.
Ankoku: -cackle-
Y.Bakura: Urrrrghhh.... -_-
Ankoku: Think of the gloating you could do.
Y.Bakura: HOW can I gloat about that? I'll be showering myself for weeks on end!
Ankoku: -shrug- You dominated the pharaoh. You beat him in the best way possible. You would control whether or not he got off, you'd control that, Yami Bakura.
Y.Bakura: ::opens his mouth to object... but closes it, thoughtful...::
Skyla: Oo... I think you got him there, Ankoku...
Ankoku: Ore-sama knows. Ore-sama is a genius. ^^
Skyla: ::giggles::
Y.Bakura:rumbrumbles and stands up, brushing off his shirt::
Ankoku: Yes?
Y.Bakura: SUPPOSE I do this... what else is in it for me, other than taking the pharaoh down several notches?
Ankoku: Ore-sama doesn't kill you. Or fuck you.
Y.Bakura: ::bland look:: Besides that...
Skyla: ::giggles:: I'll think of something, 'Kura...
Ankoku: -shrug- Let Skyla-san come up with something.
Y.Bakura: ::gives Skyla a look:: It better be good.
Skyla: Have I ever disappointed you before?
Y.Bakura: ::sighs::
Skyla: Didn't think so...
Ankoku: OOoh, interesting.
Skyla: ::sweatdrops and holds up her hands:: N-n-n-n-n-nothing like that!
Y.Bakura: WHY in the name of Ra are you blushing...?
Skyla: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;
Ankoku: Because Skyla-san has an active imagination.
Skyla: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Y.Bakura: Damn authoresses... All right. Where IS his worshipfulness?
Ankoku: In the shower. Naked. As opposed to wearing a Speedo.
Skyla: Perfect opportunity for you! ^_^
Ankoku: Yep.
Nina: Oi, I need to go set up Trowa...
Skyla: ::giggles:: We're gonna be rich from this one.
Y.Bakura: -_- How do I get talked into these things...?
Nina: -shrug- Ankoku?
Skyla: Best reason there is.
Y.Bakura: ::sigh:: Yeah... -_-
Nina: Heh. ^.~ -huggles Ankoku plushy- I wuv my yami... ^^

(Nina’s computer dies #1)

Y.Bakura: ::sighs again:: Just go set up the damn camera already...
Nina: -nods, snaps fingers- Jonouchi!
Jonouchi: -walk- Wh- Whaddya want now?
Skyla: ::giggles:: Yami Bakura is gonna fuck Atemu-kun senseless.
Jonouchi: O.O WHAT?!
Nina: Ssssssh!
Skyla: Ow... ears...
Y.Bakura: Well, now that he probably HEARD you... Damn mutt...
Nina: Actually, the bathroom is sound proofed... ^^;;;
Y.Bakura: -.-
Jonouchi: I am NOT a mutt!
Y.Bakura: ::sighs::
Jonouchi: Anyway... What... do ya need me for?
Nina: Set up the camera.
Jonouchi: -_- Fine... -goes off to do so-
Nina: I wonder...
Skyla: Hai?
Y.Bakura: What?
Nina: Wait... Did I say that out loud?
Y.Bakura: Yes. What are you wondering?

(Nina’s computer dies #2)

Nina: Remind me to shoot this computer until it's nothing but a smoking hull.
Skyla: ^^;;;;
Y.Bakura: Hey, Nina... :P
Nina: What?! -snaps-
Y.Bakura: O_O Never mind... Anyway, lets get this over with...?
Nina: -sighs, calming down- Sorry...
Y.Bakura: It's all right. ::gives her a hug, but pulls away quickly:: Anyway, I believe I have a pharaoh to screw?
Nina: -blinks- I got hugged. <3__<3
Skyla: Hum... you're enthusiastic all of a sudden.
Nina: Really. >b
Y.Bakura: ::shrugs:: The idea's growing on me.
Nina: Heh.
Skyla: Well, as soon as Jonouchi gives us the okay, you can go over there.
Nina: -nod-
Jonouchi: -walks downstairs- You guys are nuts.
Skyla: Damn right.
Y.Bakura: It's a hobby...
Nina: ^________^ Yep.
Jonouchi: You're agreeing?
Skyla: ::giggles::
Y.Bakura: ::rolls his eyes:mustmust be fucking nuts to go along with this, and actually enjoy it.
Jonouchi: Nope. You're nucking futs.
Nina: >_> Joey, you've been hanging around me too long...
Skyla: Seriously...
Y.Bakura: Damn mutt. -_- Is everything set up?
Jonouchi: Shaddap, baka. -growl- Anyway, yeah, everthin's set up and ready.
Y.Bakura: Hope that bathroom's comfortable...
Skyla: XD!!! Have fun, Bakura. Don't hold back. ;P
Jonouchi: You mean shower? Yeah, it's pretty nice...
Y.Bakura: ::smirks:: I was planning on pouncing him as he was heading out. Make him think he can get away first...
Skyla: *_* I'm gonna love this...
Jonouchi: Really? But then you'd be in th' hallway, an' well, there's stairs right there.
Skyla: ::blinks:: Nina, that room is nothing BUT a shower? O_O
Y.Bakura: :|
Nina: Oh, baka Joey. He thought you meant out of the bathroom.
Y.Bakura: -_- Damn mutt...
Nina: Well, the bathroom's pretty small. You'd have better luck pinning him to the shower wall.
Y.Bakura: I'll figure something out.
Skyla: Okay, just get going. ::nudges him toward the stairs::
Nina: Yeah, yeah, yeah! ^^
Jonouchi: -shakes head- Someone's gonna die...
Y.Bakura: ::grins maliciously at Jou before heading up the stairs::