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The Clothes Make The Spirit
By : Amarin
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Het - Male/Female
Views: 5977 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. -
Chapter List
- 1-Unwanted Gifts
- 2-Calming
- 3-Guts As Garters, Or Other Items Of Apparel
- 4-Gay Apparel
- 5-Computer Crank Call
- 6-Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Ranch Dressing And Croutons
- 7-Eyes To See…Or Not, As The Case May Be
- 8-Boys Wanna Have Fun, Too
- 9-Zero To Sex In .5 Seconds
- 10-Payback: The Next Generation
- 11-As If!
- 12-Man's Best Friend
- 13-Bugged Out
- 14-Sea Hunt
- 15-Best Case Scenario
- 16-Romance: Yami Style
- 17-Predictions Of The Present
- 18-Age Equals Wisdom – And Sneakiness
- 19-Pot. Kettle. Black.
- 20-So Many Frogs, So Few Pharaohs
- 21-Life, Death, And Other Learning Experiences
- 22-Have Some Fun With The Force
- 23-Dumb And Dumber
- 24-Good Girls Gone Bad
- 25-Man Without Clothes – Or Shame
- 26-Who Pranked Noah Kaiba?
- 27-Sisters Want To Do It For Themselves
- 28-Mokuba Kaiba, In The Library, With The Computer
- 29-Dino-Might!
- 30-Stupid Is As Stupid Does
- 31-T-Shirts Of Friendship - Or Not
- 32-Yamis, Psychos, And Other Assorted Freaks
- 33-Extra Stupid Psychic
- 34-Paradoxical Rhymes
- 35-Share The InsaË4
- 36-Don't Worry, Be Stupid!
- 37-Sand, Surf, Sun…Sex
- 38-Young Dogs, Old Habits
- 39-Winning Isn't Everything, But Losing Sucks
- 40-Very Willing Sacrifices
- 41-The Future May Not Be Sexy…But Shadi Is!
- 42-Three Cheers For Jeers
- 43-Two Bitches Are Better Than One
- 44-Ignorance Is Bliss – Which Is Why Bakura Is So Angry All The Time
- 45-Plotting In Cyberspace
- 46-King Of Games – Court Jester Of Pranks
- 47-Diamond In The Very Rough
- 48-Size Only Matters if You Are A Lousy Arguer
- 49-All He Had To Do Was Ask
- 50-Omniscience Can Be Boring
- 51-Too Much Revenge Is A Good Thing
- 52-Variety Is The Spice Of Sex
- 53-Spoils Of The Good Life
- 54-Non Compos Mentos Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Brainless
- 55-As Brainless As A Barbie Doll; As Oversexed As A Seductress
- 56-Sexy Eye For The Hikari Guy
- 57-D'oh! Nuts
- 58-The Evil Of Misunderstandings
- 59-Shag-A-Delic, Baby!
- 60-Make Noise, Not War
- 61-The Older You Are, The Less You Understand
- 62-Mokuba The Brave And The Not-So-Cowardly Thief
- 63-Warring Lovers
- 64-Bad Ass Toys Aren't Just For Boys
- 65-Wasn’t The Pharaoh Also Called ‘Morning Star’?
- 66-Anger Management For The Sexually Frustrated
- 67-I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow – Today I’m Busy Gossiping
- 68-The Few, The Furred, The Forgotten
- 69-The Importance Of Love
- 70-Killing My Enemies Sexily
- 71-Digitized Male Seeks Computer Geek For Companionship
- 72-Whiners Always Prosper
Unwanted Gifts
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DISCLAIMER: The characters depicted in this story do not belong to me.
***“‘I might look cute but I’m really a psycho killer with issues,’” Bakura said.
Ryou snickered.
Glaring at his hikari, Bakura clenched the T-shirt he’d been reading from in his fists as he said, “This isn’t funny, Ryou. I was a thief, not an assassin.”
“It’s still rather humorous, though, yami.” Ryou did not look one bit remorseful for his amusement at the situation.
“It’s a gag gift, Bakura,” Yugi explained. “Though I admit it wasn’t in very good taste.” Yugi shot his yami a glare.
Yami shrugged nonchalantly. “Just payback for the shirt he gave me, aibou.”
Bakura smirked.
Comprehension dawned on Yugi’s face and he nodded reluctantly.
Ryou looked confused. “When was this? And what did it say?”
“Well, Ryou, you were the one who mentioned that no one got anything for the Pharaoh on Yugi’s birthday – so the next week I went out and got him a little something.” If anything, Bakura’s smirk grew wider.
Yami huffed. “You stole it, most likely.”
“So what if I did?” Bakura asked, not seeming phased at all. “And actually, no, I didn’t. I had to get someone to change the wording, so I actually had to pay for it.”
“With stolen money, no doubt,” Yami insisted.
“But what did it say?” Ryou demanded.
Yami’s glower intensified.
Bakura cleared his throat and recited, “‘Ra put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of tasks. Right now I am so far behind, I shall never enter the afterlife.’”
Ryou blinked. “That was actually kind of amusing. I think the one Yami gave you was more insulting, ‘Kura.”
Yami growled. “It still wasn’t funny, tomb-robber.”
Bakura shrugged and flopped down on the couch. “You couldn’t honestly expect me to get you a real gift. Besides – I was the only one who got you anything. The twerp just shared his gifts with you. That shirt was all yours.”
Ryou sighed and gave Yami an apologetic look. “He has a point. Besides, that shirt–” he pointed at the piece of clothing still clutched tightly in Bakura’s fists “–was more degrading than anything else. He wasn’t an assassin. And he’s not psychotic. The one ‘Kura gave you wasn’t even slightly insulting.”
Yugi looked slightly uncomfortable, but said, “I agree. You went a little far this time, Yami.”
Yami looked taken aback. “He has tried to kill us several times, aibou!”
“Not lately!” Ryou interjected. “We’ve sort of been at peace since the whole Egypt thing. He hasn’t even threatened you all that often.”
“That’s because we don’t see them all that often, hikari,” Bakura pointed out. “If we did, then I’d threaten them moJustJust for form’s sake, you understand.” He smirked.
“Which brings up another question,” Yugi said. “Where have you guys been, anyway? I rarely even see Ryou outside of class at school anymore.”
Ryou shifted uncomfortably in his seat and Bakura smirked.
“Ah, well…” Ryou started. “Um…Bakura and I are sort of…uh…”
“We’re fucking like bunnies,” the tomb robber announced, a leer on his lips. “And I keep dragging him out of class to have sex in the empty classrooms.”
Ryou blushed crimson.
Yugi looked a little off-kilter, but said weakly, “Well, I’m happy for you two.”
Yami, however, looked aghast. “Oh, Ra,” he said, horror-struck. “I can’t believe I actually have something in common with that tomb-robber!”
Comprehension flooding his face, Ryou looked at Yugi and said, “So that’s why you’ve been wearing that neck belt so often lately. I knew that was a hickey I saw on your neck the other day.”
Yugi blushed.
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