Bad Omyn

(One early morning Yuugi was puking his guts out)
Yami: (Standing at bathroom door) Are you alright?
Yuugi: (Wiping mouth) I got drunk, high, and layed last night, and I feel like shit (Throws up again)
Yami: maybe it was the wine
Yuugi: (Done throwing up) I didn't drink that much last night
Yami: Your right, you only sipped your wine
Yuugi: What about the pot, I didn't do much of that either, was it laced?
Yami: No, cuz I did more than you and i'm not sick
Yuugi: I'm gonna lay down a while (Passes out on his feet)
Yami: (Worried) YUUGI!
Soguraku: (walks into bathroom) What's going on in here? (See's Yuugi on the floor) What happened?
Yami: (picks up Yuugi) He's real sick, he needs a doctor
Sogaroku: Carry him to the car please, we'll go to the clinic, HURRY!
(In a matter of moments they and Soguraku are at the clinic, the doctor ran an ultrasound around his torso)
Yami: Before he passed out he was throwing up alot (Yuugi wakes)
Doctor: I looked him over and I can only tell you there is something very wrong with your grandson...
Soguraku: What is it doctor?
Doctor: He's pregnant...
Soguraku and Yami: WHAT!
Yuugi: huh? (Feints)

(Do I dare continue this?)