Adult-FanFiction.org : Yu-Gi-OH

UnRocket	By : Glue Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1472 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1-UnRocket
- 1
Title: UnRocket

Author: Glue Project

Rating: PG

Pairings: SetoJou, KaibaJoey

Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: I only own the idea.

Summery: For some reason, Japan subbed meets American dubbed. This is what happens when Seto and Jou (studying for major tests) are surprised when Kaiba and Joey are shoved into the same room for their first study session.

------------------------------
Jou was glaring down at the textbook as if it had been made to mock him.
Current subject : English
Problem : Translate the following paragraph...
The following paragraph happened to be all about golden retrievers.
Seto was laughing nonstop.
Getting tired of it, Jou swung his calculus--yes, his calculus book--at the teenage CEO.
Seto blinked dazedly for a minute before the little stars dancing around his head had disappeared. He gave an apologetic smile to Jou. "Sorry Katsuya."
Jou crossed his arms in a huff. However, he let his arms drop after Seto slid ever so slightly his way.
That was what he wanted in the first place anyway.
Heh. Scratch that. What he wanted was for that arm that was snaking its way around his waist to be there in the first place.
He took up his pencil and started to translate the paragraph into neat little English lines, with only slight help from Seto that 'dog' was not spelled 'doj' or 'dawg'.
They both looked at Jou's work, Seto slightly closer than necessary.
That is until they heard three odd voices down the
hall.
Seto discretely slid back into his own seat in the
empty class room.
"I'm notta mutt, KAIBA!" The voice was
screaming in English, and very loud. The accent sounded vaguely
fake.
Jou looked over at Seto, eyebrow raised. Seto
just shrugged back, clueless as well.
"What's that? All I can here is barking,
Wheeler." This voice, also in English, carried its way through
the hall with ice.
"Wheeler?" Seto mumbled.
"Never heard of him," Jou whispered
back.
The iced voice continued. "I don't have time
for the likes of you, so why don't you go back to the pound?"
"I'm starting to not like him," Seto
murmured. Jou nodded in agreement.
"Both of you!" The was an older female--a
teacher evidentially, also talking in English. "How can you two never get
along!"
"If this dog would quite his
yapping--"
"KAIBA!"
"THE BOTH OF YOU! This is
ENOUGH!"
The voices had gotten louder, much louder.
Jou and Seto were sitting in the back of the room as a course of habit, so that
when the door was rocketed open and the two fighting males dumped in, no one saw
the peaceful pair in the back.
Jou and Seto sat there in silent
shock.
"Now, I ASSIGNED you two this study time so that
you TWO can learn to GET ALONG!" The teacher left with another great bang
of the doors.
All heard the lock click from outside.
Joey scratched his head. "Is dat even
legal?"
Kaiba didn't even given him a response, save for
the turning of his back.
Jou and Seto were too shocked to say
anything.
It was Kaiba that noticed the silent pair in the
back. He blinked, turned his head to the side...and then sat down in one
of the desks in the front of the classroom. He took out his
laptop and started to type.
Joey noticed the pair after a time. Then he
said, "What the hell?" and proceeded to hit himself with a book from his
bookbag. His pre-calculus book.
Kaiba scoffed at him. "That will make you
even more stupid, mutt." He then glanced up and his eyes widened
slightly. "Who'd you steal that book from, Wheeler?" He
smirked. "I'm sure the little kid is getting frantic for it about
now. Not like you could use it anyway."
Jou leaned over to Seto. "This is like
watching a re-run of our fights."
Seto nodded mutely.
Joey was furious. Snatching up his bookbag,
he headed to the door. "I dun' have ta deal wit dis."
Jou spoke up. "It's rocket." he said in his
slightly accented English.
Both Kaiba and Joey looked at him in
surprise.
"Wat!"
Jou rolled his eyes in annoyance, mentally asking
if he'd been this dense a year ago. "You heard the door close.
Rocket."
"Locked," Seto corrected.
Jou nodded. "Locked," he said
carefully. "She won't be ba-ke--"
"Back."
"--until Monday."
Joey groaned. "I have gone crazy."
Meanwhile, Kaiba looked as if Jou and Seto had
become dragons. Especially at the close proximity the two shared without
fighting.
At some point, Seto's desk had come next to
Jou's.
Kaiba's eyes grew wider at seeing Seto's arms start
to snake around the blond.
Seto snickered. "Jealous?"
Kaiba glowered.
Just for effect, Jou slid to the side a little and
leaned back into Seto's chest.
Joey was currently reciting a bit of Great
Expectations by Charles Dickens.
"'Never had I breathed, and never would I
breathe--or so I resolved--a word of Estella to Provis. But, I said to
Herbet that before I could go abroad, I must see both Estella and Miss
Havisham. This was when we were left alone of the night when Provis told
his story. I resolved to go out to Richmond next day, and I
went...'"
He twitched, then started on a bit of A Tale
Of Two Cities.
"'It was the best of times, it was the worst of
times'..." He stopped. "Damned oxy morons."
Kaiba tore his gaze from the pair in the back to
something he could handle. "You don't even know what that means,
mutt."
Joey huffed. "What? Oxy morons, or
Charles Dicken's inanely long sentences that he uses to make a point, to detail
the difference between the rich and poor?"
Jou snickered. "Point," he murmured to Seto in
Japanese.
Seto shifted. "Damn seats are
uncomfortable."
"That's because you're trying to pull me into your
lap and there is a desk in the way."
A pause. "True." He paused again.
"Want to sit on the floor?"
Jou snickered as he got up. "You
can sit on the floor..."
Kaiba blinked, then narrowed his cobalt eyes.
"Where did that annoying speech impediment of an accent go,
Wheeler?"
Joey stiffened. "What? ER...wat?
Shit...um..."
"Point," Seto murmured to Jou.
Jou just smirked as he plopped down onto the
taller's lap.
Kaiba looked at Jou accusingly. "What is
A Tale Of Two Cities about?"
"The French Revolution and starts out in 1775,"
Joey blurted out.
"Point."
And still, Joey had not noticed the snugglefest
happening in the back of the room. Kaiba was trying his best not
too.
Jou started snickering again.
"What now!" Kaiba snapped at them.
Joey turned and his mouth dropped open with
shock. Then his face went an interesting shade of bright red.
Seto pulled Jou closer--not really possible, but
nice try--and just smirked. "Oh, nothing." His English was
perfect.
Jou turned slightly and raised an eyebrow. He
then turned back to Joey who just gaped at them, pointing from Jou to Seto and
back again.
It took a moment for Joey to remember how to use
his voice correctly. "That's...that's...preposterous! Completely
absurd! There's not way...!"
Jou and Seto saw the disheartened glint in Kaiba's
cold eyes.
Kaiba stopped and narrowed his eyes in
challenge. "Preposterous?" He walked over to Joey, effectively
blocking him in the corner. He leaned forward slightly, arms resting on
either side of the blond's head. "Completely absurd?" His voice had
dropped in volume.
Jou and Seto smirked. They knew where this
was going to lead.
Kaiba leaned in a few inches away from Joey's
face. "There's no way?" he whispered.
Joey blinked up at him, blush reclaiming his
cheeks. Kaiba's eyes were turning hazy...and closing...and
closer...
Joey's own eyes closed right before their lips
met.
Jou got up from Seto's lap and helped pull the
brunet to his feet as well. After collecting their things from their
desks, they trudged towards the front of the classroom. They separated and
Jou tried the door. It clicked open without a pause.
Jou turned slightly and gave Seto a wicked
smile.
Their eyes drifted over to their younger doubles
who were currently...otherwise occupied.
Jou grinned as he fished a key from his jacket
pocket. He held it up for Seto to see, who just nodded in
glee.
Jou's extra house key.
They waited.
...and waited.
...and waited.
Seto and Jou just snickered. Jou picked up
his bookbag, eyes rolling in mock disapproval.
Kaiba and Joey finally broke away, gasping for
air.
"'Bout time," Seto muttered in
Japanese.
Jou stepped forward and caught the attention of the
two Americans. He waved the key in front of the two of them. "Go
home." He grinned. "The door's unrocket."
"Unlocked," Seto murmured. He slung his arm
around his blond and they walked out the door, fading from the dubbed one's
sight.
Kaiba still had Joey against the wall, blue eyes
seeking to find focus. He looked down at the blond who was going through a
similar problem. "Think it's some sort of Egyptian plot to take over the
world?"
Joey blinked, then grinned, fingers curling around
the key in his hand. With his other hand, he grabbed the label of Kaiba's
coat and pulled him closer. "If it is, I don't mind..."
---
They woke up the next morning to hear Mokuba
singing 'Seto and Joe-y, sittin' in a tree...'
END
- 1
You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
Report Story

UnRocket