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- 1-A Leash and a Dildo
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A Leash and a Dildo
By LilyChan
Disclaimer: I don't own YuuGiOh, nor its characters.
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Out
of all the things he had to prank him with, not even Tristan would
be this lame or predictable. Why couldn't he just let it die? He
told the stupid rich boy that he hated being called a dog. Not even
the affectionate "puppy" would suffice. But no, he just had
to keep beating the dead horse.
Speaking
of which, he's hungry...
No.
He must concentrate on embarrassing Kaiba at the moment. Anyway, sure
the blonde and the brunette were going steady, but that didn't mean
they stopped fighting.
Heh.
Not even the power of love could stop them from fighting. Even though
a lot of drama came from those fights, he could look back at them
fondly and laugh.
And
boy, he couldn't wait until he could look back and just laugh and
laugh about this.
He
smirked as he jerked the leash from his horribly and ungodly messy
locker. He gathered his books and slammed the locker shut. Kaiba had
to leave earlier that day because he had another business meeting. Of
course, that didn't surprise anyone on account they had to understand
that he's a CEO and blah, blah, blah.
Eh,
whatever.
But
back to the plan. Since Joey's underage, he had mentally planned to
send Mai to get him something that's...inappropriate. They hadn't had
sex, but that was because Kaiba was too reluctant. The farthest they
had ever gone was probably a good open-mouth kiss.
So
would take some time before Kaiba would go any farther, wouldn't you
say?
However,
Joey couldn't go over to the pay phone because he lacked change. He
shrugged. Not a problem -- he could just use Yuugi's cell phone
during lunch. He had to call Mai to check up on her anyway since she
only arrived the night before. Joey was sure Yuugi wouldn't mind!
oooo
Lunchtime
came and of course Joey was one of the first to arrive. However, he
wasn�t stuffing food down his throat for once (then again he didn�t
have any money in the first place). He was chatting with his friend,
Tristan, as he took some fries off of his plate. Of course, Tristan
told Joey to get his own food - but Joey just stuck his tongue out
while continuing to steal French fries.
�Hey
guys!� Joey heard a familiar voice say. He turned around to see his
friend, Yuugi and his lover, Yami. The two had the trays of food from
the cafeteria (which appeared to be still moving) and they were
placing it on the table. They both swung their legs over and sat next
to each other while Yuugi sat by Joey.
Joey
nodded to them and was going to ask to borrow Yuugi's cell phone when
he heard Yami slam the table.
�Augh.
Why do these teachers insist I �cut down on the leather�? How
dare they tell the Pharaoh of Egypt that!� he ranted. Yuugi
laughed nervously. Yami started to rant in Egyptian and the others
just watched him as he stabbed the �thing� on his lunch tray that
was now dead. They could�ve sworn they heard a wailing sound.
Yami
was off in his own little stabbity world when Joey pulled Yuugi aside
and asked him if he could use his cell phone.
�Why
do you need it, Joey? Is it an emergency? Are you alright?� he
asked concerned.
Joey
shook his head. �Nothin� is wrong, Yuug! Mai�s back in town and
all, and I was going to call her to see how she is!�
Yuugi
arched his eyebrow. He knew that Joey had a crush on Mai before - but
Mai rejected him because �He was too young�. Or at least that was
her reasoning.
Joey
shook his head again. �It ain�t like that, Yuug! Yah know that
Kaiba keeps me, dare I say it, on a short leash! He�d kill me dead
if he found out that something�s going on between me and Mai!� he
laughed.
Yuugi
still looked at him with his arched eyebrow.
�I�m
serious, Yuug! What? You don�t trust me?�
�Oh!
I-It�s not that, Joey! I just didn�t want to think that you�re
cheating on Kaiba! That�s all!� he said, feeling embarrassed to
ever think such thoughts.
Joey
chuckled and rubbed his fist in Yuugi�s hair. Of course he told
Joey to stop, but Joey just did it even more. They were both laughing
and Yuugi gave Joey his cell phone.
�Don�t
take too long - I barely have any minutes left!�
Joey
nodded and headed outside. He didn�t want to risk not only getting
into trouble but he barely had any signal.
He
went outside to his and Kaiba�s usual eating spot where Kaiba would
be eating a sandwich while he was typing; Joey would be leaning
against him, falling asleep and just enjoying the breeze. Kaiba
wouldn�t appreciate him lying against him, thus Joey would be
pushed against the tree.
Joey
smirked. He wondered what Kaiba was doing now. He was probably bored
out of his mind in a business meeting. Or he was probably firing some
poor sap for getting figures or whatever. But he had to do this - he
need to teach Kaiba that he wouldn�t tolerate the dog euphuisms,
even if they were affectionate, Joey was annoyed by it. He was sure
that he wouldn�t like to have a pet name that was usually tied in
with an insult once before. The leash was the last straw on the
camel�s back.
He
dialed Mai�s cell phone (or what he hoped to be it) and waited
until a sleepy voice picked it up.
�Hello?�
�H-hey
Mai!� Joey said, greeting the obviously tired woman. Even if he
were with Kaiba, talking to Mai again gave him butterflies in his
stomach still.
�Mmm�who
is this?� she asked, still not quite aware of the world around her.
�It�s
I! Joey!� he said.
�Oh!
Hey Joey. How are you?�
�I�ve
been great. How about yourself?�
�I�ve
been great�what do you want, Joey? You usually don�t call me
during your lunch break. You�re usually stuffing your face with
food.� She teased.
Joey
glared at the phone and said, �Is it wrong for me to call to see
how you are?� dramatizing his act.
Mai
laughed and asked once more. �No, be honest. What do you want?�
Joey
sighed. �Fine, ya caught me! I was wondering if you can get me a
little somethin� over at the shop down from the Kame Shop.�
�You
mean the adult shop?�
�Yeah,
I need you to get me a dildo.�
There
was silence.
Then
Mai busted laughing.
�H-hey!
What�s so funny?�
�Why
on earth would you need a dildo, Joey? Practice?�
Joey
blushed a crimson red at that.
�N-No!
I was going to get Kaiba back!�
Mai
continued to laugh.
�I�m
serious!�
�I-I�m
sorry, Joey! It�s just - ha ha - why on earth would you get back at
Kaiba for? Don�t tell me you�re having a lover�s quarrel?�
Mai queried as she tried to control her laughter.
�No��
Joey lied as he kicked the ground for imaginary rocks.
�Sure,
Joey. Alright, I�ll do the deed. Do you have a specific one you
want?�
�Nah.
Just any ol� dildo will do.�
With
that, they said their goodbyes and hung up. He kicked the base of the
tree and stuffed the cell phone in his pocket before he went back
inside, muttering about girls and their being incredibly nosy about
everyone�s business.
oooo
Joey
was surprised to see Mai hanging out by the high school after school.
Of course she looked beautiful as usual albeit a bit inappropriate to
be anyone�s mother. Mai was wearing an outfit similar to
what she wore in Duelist Kingdom only it was pink. She had sunglasses
on and of course her pink lipstick.
He
said his goodbyes to his friends as they parted their separate ways.
He ran to Mai and waved to her. The butterflies reappeared in his
stomach, but he took a deep breath.
�Mai,
you do know that this isn�t a strip club right?� Joey teased her
with a cheeky grin.
Mai
frowned and whacked him over the head. She took off her sunglasses
and placed her hand on her hip.
�Do
you realize how much dildos are nowadays? Its plain robbery! You�re
lucky I had enough to buy it from them!� she started to rant.
Joey
covered her mouth.
�Have
you forgotten that I�m still in high school?� he said in a hushed
whisper.
Mai
nipped his hand and Joey took his hand away and put them back in his
pocket.
�So
do you have it?�
Mai
nodded and whipped out her purse. She opened it to reveal a carefully
wrapped shaft. Joey stared at it for a bit and then opened his
raggedy backpack and placed in it.
�You
better be thankful for this, Joey. You owe me one.� She seethed.
Joey
nodded. �Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Clean up in your apartment for a
week.�
�Not
a week! Two weeks! You�re lucky it�s not a month, mister!
That dildo was expensive and embarrassing!�
Joey
waved his head as he started his way from the school.
Mai
seethed even more and she glared at Joey�s back. The nerve of that
salesman!
oooo
The
next day came by a little too fast and Joey barely missed it. He woke
up late, almost forgot his backpack (including his homework - yet
again), and was tardy to class! Of course Kaiba was too absorbed in
his own work to notice that the blond came in late. Joey decided he
would wait until around the end of the day to do it. He figured
everyone�s brains would be fried (including the teachers�) since
it was close to the weekend.
The
day went relatively normal. Well, as normal as one could get that is.
Yami and Seto fought over who had more strength and intelligence. Of
course, Joey and Yuugi stepped in before Yami went physical and
magical on Seto. Joey and Seto had another fight. Joey mentioned the
leash and dropped the accusation bomb on him. Seto denied of course -
saying that he didn�t had time to such juvenile acts.
�Yeah
right, Moneybags. You just can�t stand it that I won�t let you
call me mutt, or puppy or whatever.�
�Why
would I even care if you like it?�
�Because,
genius, I�m your boyfriend! Or have you forgotten that
detail?�
�Hmph.�
They
didn�t speak for the rest of the day. However, Joey was still
determined to get back on Kaiba - even if Kaiba did have a good
alibi. The leash in his locker until later that afternoon after Kaiba
had left. Joey won�t admit that he was wrong, dammit! He was going
to prove to Kaiba that his �puppy� had tricks up his sleeve as
well.
So
they were in homeroom waiting for the bell to ring when everyone had
nothing else to do - all their homework was done for the weekend and
they were just socializing. The teacher was out doing some �teacher�
stuff. Kaiba, of course having nothing better to do with his time (he
didn�t want to socialize with them even if his boyfriend
were friends with him), was checking his e-mail for messages from his
team of coders if they had any questions about the code for the
latest game in Kaiba Corps.
Joey
smirked from his seat and opened his bag as his friends started to
gather around him.
�Hey
Joey, what�s that you have in your hand?� asked Yuugi. Yami was
in another homeroom at the moment so he couldn�t hold hands with
his boyfriend. Tristan was busy hitting on the girls in the classroom
so Joey had an alibi (whether Tristan realized it or not).
�You�ll
see, Yuug.� Joey said as he got up, unwrapping the product in his
hand. Yuugi blushed when he saw the tip of it� why did Joey bring
something like that to school?
Kaiba
was busy typing a response when he felt something�squishy touch his
cheek. He glanced to the right (where the touch was) and saw a pink
penis. His eyes bugged out and he fell back - almost causing his desk
to fall back. He caught himself because he�s that stealthy.
As
expected, Kaiba grabbed the dildo and Joey�s collar and all he saw
was red.
�Why
the hell did you poke me with a dildo in public? How dare you!
I don�t care if you�re my boyfriend; you don�t poke me with a
dildo in public!� he demanded in a harsh whisper, unaware he was
bringing attention himself (as Joey intended).
Joey
pouted.
�But
I thought you wanted have a little fun before the weekend starts!
When yanno�� he blushed.
Kaiba�s
breath caught itself.
It
was Kaiba�s turn to blush.
�What?�
he yelled.
Then
he heard a girl squeal.
�Kaiba!
Be nice to him! He�s only trying to loosen you up!�
�Yeah!
You�re always so mean to Joey! He�s your boyfriend, for
Pete�s sake!� said another.
�Shut
up! You stay out of our business!�
�But
Lord Kaiba! Joey wanted to be with you and you deny him!� the girl
stated as she put her arm on her forehead for dramatic effect.
Kaiba
glared at them, but apparently they seemed not to be phased by it.
�Hey
Kaiba, finally got that pole outta your ass?� quipped Tristan.
This
caused Kaiba to growl.
�Shut
the hell up, Taylor. Whether or not I have a pole in my ass is none
of your business. You�re lucky that your best friend is my
boyfriend, otherwise I would wipe that smirk clear off your face.�
�Yeah,
that�s what they all say.�
Kaiba
glared even more.
�Oh
Kaiba, you stop being so mean to them! I thought you wanted to have
some fun! That�s all!� Joey continued with the innocent act.
The
girls squealed.
�Oh
Kaiba! Go on ahead to the washroom! We�ll cover for you!�
squealed the first girl.
�Oh
please, Kaiba? It would mean so much to me!� Joey stated.
Kaiba
narrowed his eyes and dragged the blond out the door. He waved to
everyone as if he knew what they were going to do. This just caused
the band of girls to squeal even more. Kaiba opened the door and
slammed it shut.
oooo
Kaiba
threw Joey onto the ground when they had reached the bathroom and
almost literally kicked him into an empty stall. He locked it.
�What
the hell were you thinking when you poked me with that� thing? Oh
that�s right! You don�t think! Why am I even bothering to
ask you?�
Joey
rolled his eyes.
�Oh
shut up, Kaiba! And stop playin� around. I know it was you who put
the dog leash in there!�
�Stop
talking such nonsense. Why in the world would I put a leash in your
locker? If I wanted you on a leash, I would�ve done so already.�
He smirked.
Joey
glared.
�Stop
playing fucking dumb, Kaiba. For a genius, you sure are dumb.�
�For
the last time, Wheeler, I didn�t put the damn leash in your black
hole of a locker.�
�I�m
not convinced.�
�I
guess I have to spell it out for you. I wasn�t even here yesterday
when it appeared. I was in a meeting.�
Joey
rolled his eyes.
�Forget
it. You don�t want to listen, and I�m not going to try to get
through your thick skull.�
�All
I�m askin� is an explanation! That�s all, Kaiba! Geez��
�I
did, Wheeler. Numerous times. Maybe your head�s too thick to even
understand that I got the message that you didn�t want to be called
a dog anymore. In case you haven�t noticed, I haven�t called you
or referenced to a dog since we began to date.�
Joey
blinked. Hey that�s right�Kaiba hasn�t called him a mutt ever
since they started to go out with each other. Oh great, now Joey felt
even more stupid.
Kaiba
sighed and started to undo the lock to the stall when he heard him
mumble.
�What
did you say?�
�I
said, I�m sorry.�
Kaiba
stared at him with disbelief and, for once, cracked a smile. He then
doubled over and started to laugh and Joey was scared - very scared.
Kaiba didn�t smile, much less laugh. Sure his world domination
laughs, but not genuinely! Joey took a few steps back and watched his
boyfriend (or alien equivalent of him) laugh.
After
he settled down, he stood up and adjusted himself.
�Apology
accepted.�
He
continued his way out from the bathroom stall and washed his hands.
Joey followed him and hovered over him when Kaiba turned off the
water. Joey stepped in front of him and asked him.
�What
was so funny?�
�This
whole situation. You getting upset over a little prank�and the fact
you got away with poking me with a dildo.�
Joey
chuckled, he was right. He was going to look back at it and laugh,
huh?
Kaiba
leaned forward and kissed the blond in front of him. They stood like
for a few seconds before Kaiba pulled back.
He
walked towards the paper towels and dried off his hands. Joey turned
around and followed him back to class, with his arms over his head.
So
if Kaiba wasn�t the one who placed the dog leash in my locker�then
who was it?
Meanwhile
a boy with black hair, tied by a bandanna with diamonds on it and
green eyes was watching the couple head back to class.
�Damn
you, Kaiba!� he said as he brought his fist up and shook it.
�Always taking credit for my ideas!�
oooooo

Endings Notes: Yes yes, I know. I should be working on "A Boy and His Dog" and "A Writer's Paradise. In any case, please review to encourage my behavior. And we all want some crappy humor fanfics, yes? xD
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