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Rare Footage	By : DarkTemptations Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1635 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: Rare Footage

Author: Dark Temptations

Beta: Vash is my Angel

Rating: R

Warnings: Some silliness

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or the characters Joey or Seto - but the photographer is mine and I've been hearing him narrate all day. I blame him entirely for the creation of this fic.

Summary: A wildlife photographer gets to see more than he bargained for when he goes into the wild in an attempt to capture some very rare footage of the nearly extinct Joey-muse.

Author's Notes: No - I have no idea where this one came from, either *looks baffled*.

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Rare Footage

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The photographer carefully positioned himself behind a thick screen of brush and looked around to make sure there was nothing going on that he should catch on the camera set up in front of him. Satisfied that the rainforest around him was clear of anything interesting, he turned on the second camera that sat beside him and checked the small screen sitting at its base to make sure it was positioned correctly - adjusting the camera until his image was in the centre of the screen.

He automatically checked his appearance - ignoring his height and thinness and even his piercing, but kind, brown eyes behind his gold rimmed glasses and studying instead the mop of thick dark hair that hadn't seen a pair of scissors in several years. Sighing when he saw that it was still in its usual tousled state and hadn't miraculously become tamed since he'd attacked it with a comb in his hotel room that morning - he turned his attention to his clothes. His light tan pants and matching button-down shirt and brown boots were as tidy as he could hope for, after his trek through the dense undergrowth. Taking a deep breath, he turned his equipment on and began to speak very quietly into the microphone he wore on the collar of his shirt.

"Hello, I'm Richard Hoskins, here in the enchanting wilderness of the Domino Rainforest in the heart of the Yugioh Mountains. I'm here today to record footage of an extremely rare creature, who is known to live only in this particular rainforest. Widely prized by collectors due to their magnificent golden hair and warm and loving natures, these creatures have been hunted until they are on the brink of extinction in the wild. However, one was recently sighted in the area and I am hoping to get some footage of it for you today."

Richard turned the second camera on and focused it so the image on the screen changed to show the small clearing beyond the brush concealing him and his equipment. A plate of small round objects had been placed in the middle of the clearing.

"The creature is known to be fairly wary of strangers, so to get him to reveal himself to us I am using a lure of food to attract his attention and..." Richard tensed, his eyes darting to the entrance of the clearing as a twig snapped. His voice lowered a little. "I believe the lure has been successful and yes... there he is."

The camera panned over to show a tall, slender creature with bright golden hair as he slowly walked towards the plate - his brown eyes looking around nervously. When he got to the plate, he crouched down and sniffed the food before picking up one in either hand. As he began to eat, he relaxed and didn't do more than glance in the photographer's direction as Richard resumed his commentary.

"And there he is. Isn't he beautiful? One of the rarest species of Muse in the wild. The Joey Wheeler, otherwise known as the Joey-muse. The lure has worked. The Joey-muse could not resist the aroma of the chocolate-covered, cream-filled donuts. Just look at him eating them. He looks so happy. Wait... he's putting them down and standing up. This is most unusual behaviour. Normally, the Joey-muse will continue eating as long as there is food. Something else must have caught his attention. He's sniffing the air and... could it be? Yes! The Joey-muse is assuming the standard mating call pose!"

The Joey-muse had drawn himself up to his full height and propped his hands on his hips as he threw his head back and glared at the entrance to the clearing.

"This is a truly incredible thing we are witnessing, folks. It seems that the Joey-muse has scented a potential mate and is now going to let that mate know of his whereabouts and interest. Any moment now, we will hear the unusual mating cry."

"Kaiba! Get yer ass over here!"

"There it is! What an incredible moment." Richard paused to steady himself after witnessing something so special, then continued speaking. "Now, with luck, any moment now we should be seeing... Yes! There he is!"

Richard could barely contain his excitement as a second creature stalked into the clearing. This one was also tall and slender - like the Joey-muse - but there all resemblance ended. Instead of golden hair - it was a deep chestnut brown. Instead of warm brown eyes - two cold blue orbs glared at the Joey-muse who had called it. He stopped a few feet from the other and crossed his arms as he snarled.

"The very rare Seto Kaiba, or Kaiba-muse, seen here in his standard pose for issuing the reply to the mating call of the Joey-muse. Folks, this is an extremely rare sight. Seeing the two of them together like this is incredibly unusual. They are usually seen together only at night and it is still barely twilight here. If we are very fortunate, we may be about to witness one of the rarest sights. The mating ritual of the Joey-muse and the Kaiba-muse. Yes, they are beginning it now. Let us watch and marvel at the intricate performance. But first, the Kaiba-muse must give his reply."

The dark-haired creature glared at the blonde creature and snarled. "What do you want? Stop pestering me!"

Immediately pushing out his chest, the blonde creature stepped forward, then began to circle around the other. "Stop fighting it, Kaiba. Ya know ya want it too." His voice was a low purr.

Moving with him so they were circling each other, the brunette creature glared in response. "I will admit to nothing." His voice was a little smoother and deeper and ended in a soft snarl.

Richard was almost in tears from emotion. "There you have it, folks. The reply, followed by the ritual expression and denial phase. Next comes..."

The two creatures moved as one - coming to stand toe-to-toe as they glared at each other. They stood there - two tense and fiercely proud creatures. Then the Seto-muse made his move.

"There it is! The initial overture to mating. See how the Seto-muse cups the Joey-muse's face with both hands, so he cannot pull away while the Seto-muse is kissing him. That low moaning sound is from the Joey-muse and signals both his willingness to mate and his acceptance of his role in the mating procedure. He should begin responding..."

Pulling away, the Joey-muse glared at the Kaiba-muse and backed away a little.

"Ah. It seems as if he is a little tentative." Richard tried to keep his disappointment out of his voice, then had to try to keep his eagerness out as well as he thought of something. "It may well be that this is his first mating. If that is the case, then we should know in a moment."

The Kaiba-muse stalked towards the Joey-muse, who backed away until he ran into a tree. The Kaiba-muse immediately put his hand on the tree above the blonde creature's head and leaned in to kiss him hard. He pinned the other in place with his body as his free hand gripped the other's hip. The blonde moaned and raised his hands to the brunette creature's chest - kissing him back.

"Yes! It is indeed the Joey-muse's first mating. Interestingly, it appears to also be the Kaiba-muse's first, since he has gone for the pinning response to his potential mate's hesitation rather than the usual petting and nuzzling that would have been done by a more experienced creature." Richard zoomed the camera in to show the two beautiful muses as they kissed - their lips parting a little so their tongues could slowly explore each other's mouth. "Fortunately, it seems to have worked just as well. Any moment now, they should begin the mating preparations."

Pulling back a little, the Seto-muse began to stroke the Joey-muse's hard shaft. Moaning, the blonde creature arched into the touch and stroked his hands over the other's taut nipples - causing the brunette to moan as well.

"This is an incredible moment, folks. These two creatures tend to mate for life. Therefore, this must be a very new pairing, for them to be mating now for the first time. They are very rare in that both are always born male and they reproduce by mating with other species, primarily the Mai Valentine or Mai-muse and the Téa Gardner or Téa-muse. It is not uncommon, in fact, for a pair to take in one of those creatures to form a threesome." Richard inwardly cursed as his glasses fogged up at the last word. He quickly took them off and cleaned them, still speaking.

"It is a little known fact that, unlike other male/male couples, they do not require any sort of artificial lubricant. Both creatures possess a special gland positioned at the tip of their penis. When properly stimulated, this gland causes them to become wet and ready for penetration. As you can see, the Kaiba-muse is about to stimulate the Joey-muse now."

The camera zoomed in nice and close to get a good shot of the dark-haired creature as he dropped to his knees and began to slowly lick the tip of the blonde creature's shaft.

"There is some debate among scientists that this act is purely voluntary and the lubrication is not due to the gland's stimulation but is actually a result of sexual pleasure arising from this action."

Moaning loudly, the Joey-muse arched his back and fisted his hands in the other's hair.

Richard wiped his glasses clear of fog again. He was about to say something else when a sound came from the entrance to the clearing. Frowning, he looked in that direction. What he saw made his heart skip a beat from fear.

Three girls were standing at the entrance to the clearing - watching the two muses with obvious delight. The first had a shock of bright yellow hair teased up into spikes and was wearing a neon pink top and matching flower print skirt. The second had brown hair tied in two plaits and huge dangly gold earrings that didn't at all match her chunky black-rimmed glasses. She was wearing a cheap suit with a white imitation-Bakura-muse fur coat over it and kept looking around nervously. The third had dark red hair and was short and quite plump - which made her skin-tight black spandex body-suit and thigh high leather boots all the more worrying.

When Richard spoke again, his voice was as soft as he could make it and still be heard by his recording equipment. "This is a very serious development. Three fangirls have found their way to the clearing. If the Joey-muse and Seto-muse do not notice them before they begin mating, the fangirls may well stampede and tackle-glomp them to death, or at least severe injury."

He breathed a sigh of relief as the two muses tensed and looked over at the girls. "Ah. They have noticed them. Now they will begin to back away slowly and..." Richard frowned as he watched the two muses in growing concern.

They weren't backing away.

The Seto-muse had turned towards the fangirls and was snarling fiercely as he tried to shield his not-quite-mate from sight. The blonde creature was trembling and looked terrified.

Richard watched as the three girls began to head for the two creatures. "Something is wrong. The muses are not backing down, but the more curious behaviour is actually from the fangirls. Rather than squeeing and racing towards the muses, they are moving slowly and spreading out as they stalk towards them. Their behaviour is more like that of..." Richard stopped as horror filled his mind and pushed aside all other thoughts. "Rogue fanfiction writers!" He frowned.

"It seems that they have disguised themselves in order to get close enough to attempt a capture of these rare and beautiful creatures. If this situation does not improve, intervention may be necessary." Richard watched the situation closely, fighting the urge to go help the poor muses.

Although his heart ached for the poor frightened creatures, he was a professional and there to merely observe - taking active participation would only be allowed if the creatures were caught. They were a known protected species and although fanfiction writers were allowed to raise them in captivity, they were not allowed to take them out of the wilderness by force.

While the other two girls began to flirt with the Seto-muse - the redhead batting her eyes in a way that was obviously supposed to interest him - the brunette girl moved around behind him.

In a sudden move, she pounced on the frightened Joey-muse and bound his hands with fluffy red handcuffs! As he cried out, the Seto-muse whirled around and the brunette girl smiled at him... or rather his shaft. She reached out and began to stroke it as her other hand grabbed the Joey-muse's shaft and began to squeeze it, causing him to cry out again - this time in pain.

The Seto-muse growled and took a swipe at her, scratching her cheek. She growled at him. "You bastard! You just wait until we get you home! We'll soon teach you how to behave when you're with your masters!"

Yellow-hair grinned. "Ooh yeah! I can't wait to see his hard cock going up inside my Honda. Honda's been such a bad boy, a good hard fuck is just what he needs."

Plaits nodded and grinned too as she jerked the Joey-muse closer - pulling him so hard he almost fell. Her smile grew as the Seto-muse growled but stayed where he was - obviously afraid that she would hurt his mate if he moved. "I'm looking forward to seeing him with my Otogi. He's such a little princess. He squeals so loudly whenever your Honda takes him. Imagine what he'd be like with a real big cock like this one doing him." Yellow-hair laughed and nodded.

"You girls can have him after I'm done." Body-suit leered at Seto-muse. "I have a lovely little muse all ready and waiting to be serviced by this big stud."

While they'd been talking, Yellow-hair and Body-suit had slowly closed the distance and Seto-muse growled as he found himself trapped. At a word from Plaits - apparently the mastermind behind the sordid operation - Yellow-hair pulled out a pair of black leather cuffs and quickly subdued the snarling muse. Seto-muse put up a fight, but the obvious threat to his Joey-muse kept him from going all-out.

Grinning and congratulating each other on their capture, the girls began to head off - pulling the Seto-muse behind them like a pull-along toy. Plaits unlocked the cuffs from the Joey-muse and pushed him away, kicking him in the bottom and knocking him to the ground when he tried to follow them.

"Get away from us! Who'd want you? You're nothing but a pathetic animal. He's a magnificent creature and we'll all be worshipped and adored when we bring him back and make him strut his stuff. Your kind are a dollar a dozen from street corner salesmen. You're not worth our time." She turned away.

Richard was on the verge of snarling himself and began to stand up. He couldn't just stand by and let them do this! They were a new pair who hadn't even mated for the first time and these vile and loathsome girls were about to split them up and separate them for their own perverse amusement! No! There had to be some way to stop them!

"Hold it right there! How dare you speak to that sweet one like that!"

Richard froze in shock and quickly turned to his camera and refocused it on the new arrival. Then he caught his breath and had to quickly wipe the fog from his glasses.

The newcomer could be summed up in one word. Hot.

She had long dark hair that flowed down to her bottom and eyes of a deep and clear green that seemed to look right into the very souls of the ones she was confronting. She was dressed rather oddly in a pair of very brief brown shorts and a tan t-shirt beneath a long brown trench coat - teamed with a pair of knee-high brown boots and a slightly battered fedora. With her hands on her hips and her coat streaming out slightly behind her - she looked as if she could handle any situation she found herself in.

Which was good because the three girls didn't take kindly to being spoken to like that.

Richard spoke softly into his microphone. "This is a stunning turn of events, folks. It seems that someone has decided to intervene to save these poor muses. The girls are now attacking her and... yes, it has been confirmed that they do have weapons." Richard tensed, watching the dramatic fight as it unfolded.

"The one with the plaits has pulled a gun from beneath her coat but... ah! That was a flawless high kick from the stranger! She hit her wrist - not only disarming her but also putting her out of commission for the rest of the fight. The one with the yellow hair is now withdrawing a whip from her skirt pocket." Richard winced as the Seto-muse immediately grabbed her wrist with his cuffed hands and bit her arm. "But the Seto-muse has taken care of her quite nicely... if painfully. It seems the one in the body-suit has something up her sleeve, however."

Richard covered his ears as the girl laughed maniacally - her high-pitched laugh grating in his ears. "Quite possibly that horrendous laugh was her secret weapon. It has certainly rendered both muses incapable of moving." He studied the two cowering creatures for a moment before deciding that they were physically fine - just stunned by the awful noise.

A loud hum came from overhead and Richard stared in shock at the small helicopter that had just risen up from somewhere nearby and was now hovering over the clearing. Before he could say anything about it for his commentary though - a ladder came down and Body-suit made a run for it! She couldn't resist making a detour to try and get the Seto-muse though.

That was her downfall.

As she pulled the Seto-muse to his feet - a growl came from behind her.

Richard grinned. "It seems that the Joey-muse has decided he does not wish to let his new mate go without a fight." The camera zoomed in to show the blonde creature hanging off the girl's back, using his weight to pull her off balance. She fell hard.

The stranger quickly grabbed the small remote control device that had fallen from Body-suit's hand during the attack. A couple of buttons later and the helicopter descended from where it had originally been waiting. The girl sighed in relief, then burst out laughing as she caught sight of the two muses.

Richard had to fight to keep from laughing as well. "As you can see, now the danger is passed the two muses are engaging in a marking ritual. This is to ensure that no one else will invade their territory." He made no comment on the fact that the 'territory' they were marking was actually Body-suit.

The stranger pulled some rope out of one of her trenchcoat pockets and soon had the three girls bound together. She then slowly approached the Seto-muse - speaking softly to him.

As he watched, Richard continued to speak softly into his microphone. "The stranger is now apparently going to attempt to release the Seto-muse from the handcuffs. This is a dangerous operation as he is already quite nervous, however it seems that her assistance has forged a bond between them. He is allowing her to unlock the cuffs. His kiss on her cheek symbolises that he has accepted her as part of his clan. This is the usual way in which a writer and a muse make an agreement and... yes... there is the Joey-muse doing the same. With them both accepting her, there is a good chance that she will take them with her and give them what I feel sure will be a kind and loving home."

Richard managed to keep his disappointment out of his voice. As much as he'd wanted the pair of lovely muses himself - he wasn't a writer, poet or artist and they were the only ones who qualified for muse licenses.

The stranger smiled and hugged both her new muses. "It appears that she is indeed going to accept them. All in all a wonderful ending to what turned out to be a most eventful day."

He continued to film the three as they left the clearing and then began to pack up his equipment. As he was locking the second camera case though, an annoyed female voice came from behind him. "I really don't get you guys. You were here the whole time but you did nothing to help them!"

Shocked, Richard turned and stared at the beautiful girl standing in front of him. It took him a moment for his brain to resume working well enough to decode what she'd just said. "Ah! No, I was going to help them. I filmed the whole thing. The film will be all the evidence needed to put those three behind bars where they belong."

"You still just sat by and did nothing. They could have been hurt."

Richard winced at her furious tone. "I know. Believe me, it was all I could do to just watch. But I had no choice. I am only permitted to be here on the grounds that I do not directly interfere with anything that goes on in the day-to-day lives of those I am observing. The only exception is when a law is about to be broken. That was why I was about to go notify the authorities and follow them when you arrived."

The girl scowled at him. "Notify the authorities? You weren't going to do anything yourself?"

A feeling of shame washed over Richard and he lowered his eyes and busied himself with cleaning his glasses. "I wanted to... but..." He looked up and gasped as he found himself face to face with a very curious Joey-muse. "Oh. Hello."

The blonde creature smiled and nuzzled Richard - much to his shock. He felt his cheeks heat and gently patted the muse's shoulder. "I am glad you are unhurt. I am sure she will take good care of you." He looked at the girl and noticed with surprise that her fierce expression had turned thoughtful. "By the way... could I possibly get your name?" He winced when her frown returned.

"Why? So you can use it for your documentary? I don't think so."

Richard shook his head. "Oh, no. Although if I do not get your permission for that bit I will need to edit it out. But I actually need your name so I can ensure a copy of the tape goes to the authorities and is correctly logged as evidence against the right crime."

The girl studied him and nodded. "Good point. It's Eijay. Eijay Templer." She arched an eyebrow and watched as her new Seto-muse joined her new Joey-muse in nuzzling the strange man.

Or rather... teen.

He didn't seem to be much older than her and she was only sixteen.

"Pleasure to meet you. I'm Richard. Richard Hoskins." He tried to hold out his hand but the Joey-muse intercepted it and he found himself petting the creature's soft golden hair.

Eijay grinned. "Well, Richard Hoskins, I'm about to head over to the ranger station to make my report. They'd be the ones you'd need to give the tape too. If you come with me, I'm sure viewing the tape will be all the evidence they need. You'll be able to bring a copy of it back when you get one made." She gently tapped the muses' shoulders so they moved out of the way - giving the man enough room to stand. Before he could reply, she started off - the muses following her.

"Ah, yes. Thank you." Richard got to his feet slowly, wincing a little at the pain in his right leg that came from sitting too long. He gathered up his things quickly, then followed her.

The girl turned with a frown - apparently hearing his uneven footsteps. "You're hurt?"

Richard winced. He hated it when pretty girls realised it. They always turned away from him when they did - preferring boys who were physically perfect. "An old injury." He shrugged it off, not really wanting to talk about it.

Eijay suddenly stared at him. "Wait a minute... Richard Hoskins... That's where I've heard your name before!" She bit her lip and her cheeks went several shades darker. "What I said before... about your not doing anything... I'm sorry. I didn't realise..."

"That I'd tangled with writers two years ago, when a group of them tried to get another muse I was filming, and ended up with three bullets in my leg and one through my shoulder?" Richard looked away. "That wasn't why I didn't help them. I wasn't afraid for myself. Just for them. I'm not very fast or strong."

"You didn't want to risk making the situation worse. Man... I'm so sorry. That'll teach me to make snap judgements without knowing the facts." Eijay could feel her face flaming.

Richard looked at her and was surprised to see how embarrassed she was. "It's all right. I would have come to the same conclusion. Well, shall we go and see the rangers?"

Eijay smiled a little and nodded. "Yeah."

As she walked beside him - the two muses following happily behind - she revised her estimation of him. Any one who would take on five writers when he was only fifteen and come out of it wounded but still manage to save the muse - and knock out all five writers in the process - was definitely someone she wanted to get to know better.

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With the evidence from the documentary, all three writers were put on trial for their crimes. During the trial, other witnesses came forth and offered shocking testimony against them.

Yellow-hair and Plaits were both sentenced to life imprisonment for excessive and unnecessary physical, emotional and mental muse abuse, forcing their muses into unnatural positions and dangerous situations and also for failing to look after or tend to their muses' day-to-day needs.

They were denied any chance of parole due to their involvement in the attempted muse-napping Eijay Templer had prevented - as well as several stories containing character death and torture. The fact that they were all official members of the Deflowering Seto Organisation - a group devoted to writing stories where Seto Kaiba lost his virginity in ways that were as painful as they were unlikely and unrealistic - was also taken into consideration.

Their stories also led the judge to order that they never write again - labelling their writing as being 'the most cliché-ridden bouts of angst and pain inducing rubbish' that it had ever been his misfortune to have to read through.

Body-suit tried to strike a plea bargain - claiming that she was an innocent victim of the other two's evil scheming and that she had only gone along with them out of fear for her life. Her plea bargain failed when evidence was turned up showing that she had not only known of all of their crimes against their muses, but had even assisted them on several occasions. When her own muses were discovered locked in her basement without any food or water - and a cage of bunnies was found in a similar state - Body suit attempted to change her plea bargain but was denied.

She was sentenced to life imprisonment for her crimes and also denied any chance of parole. Due to grave concerns for the welfare of their muses, she was also forbidden to ever write again.

All of their muses were put into the care of a school for gifted children - where they all went on to lead very happy and satisfied lives, providing encouragement for the children and receiving all the love, care and attention that they had been denied by their past mistresses.

As for Richard Hoskins, Eijay Templer and her muses...

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Two years later...

"I am Richard Hoskins, reporting to you live from the wedding chapel where I am about to marry..."

"Oh honestly! No! There is no way you are doing a commentary of our wedding!"

Richard blushed as his beautiful bride-to-be's whisper tickled his ear. With a reluctant sigh, he nodded and turned off his microphone, then turned to smile at her. Eijay looked even more radiant and lovely than usual in her white wedding gown - but not even the veil pulled over her face could hide the resigned humour in her eyes. "Sorry, my love," he whispered back.

Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted movement off to one side of the minister's pulpit and he bit his lip to stop his laughter. Fortunately, the minister hadn't noticed what was going on to the left and behind him.

"They are doing it again."

"I know. Let's just hope the minister doesn't notice or he'll never let another muse in the church ever again." Eijay was also trying not to laugh.

"Well as long as he keeps his attention on us, it should be all right. At least they are being quiet."

"They're very smart. They know if they get caught doing that, they'd have to stop." Eijay grinned at him.

Richard grinned back and nodded, then quickly returned his attention to the minister as he coughed to get their attention.

As the man continued to read out the vows, he had no idea what was making the people watching giggle and whisper.

He also had no idea that two muses who were so very much in love with each other were already giving a live demonstration of the wedding night on the floor right behind him.

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