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• Carwash, with Extra Wax	By : Animom57 Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3351 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
  Disclaimer: Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, and I do not make any money from these writings.

• Chapter List
  • 1-Things Get Dirty at School 1/12
  • 2-Kaiba's House 2/12
  • 3-Squeaky Clean 3/12
  • 4-Yet More Unreasonable Behavior 4/12
  • 5-Cleaning the Trunk 5/12
  • 6-Details, Details 6/12
  • 7-A Wee Bit of Blackmail 7/12
  • 8-Hot Wax 8/12
  • 9-Attitude Adjustment 9/12
  • 10-Easy or Rough? 10/12
  • 11-Dragon and Puppy 11/12
  • 12-the end ...? 12/12
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  Orginally Posted:
  April
  2003
  Summary:
  See Tristan and Joey get Kaiba’s limo dirty. Dirty, dirty,
  dirty. ~ See Joey and Tristan wash the car. Soapy soapy soapy. ~ See
  Kaiba get blackmailed. Naughty naughty Kaiba! ~
  Warnings:
  nonstandard use of car care
  products, m/m, light BD
  Pairings:
  H/J, H/K, K/J ~
  Notes:
  Animom’s lemon giftfic for Honda Katsuya, starring
  superseme!Honda (Tristan), sexkitten!Jounouchi (Joey), and
  totalbastard!Kaiba (Kaiba). Smutfluffage by Jacqueline Land of
  “Trollsmut” fame.
  
  Disclaimer:
  Yu-gi-oh is copyright to Kazuki
  Takahashi, and is being used in this fanfiction for fan purposes
  only. No infringement or disrespect is intended by this parody
  fiction.

  
  

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  Carwash, With
  Extra Wax

  
  

  by
  Animom

  
  

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  1 – Things Get Dirty at School

  
  

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  The early morning sun bathed the front of
  Domino High School with a heavenly light; turning the grainy facade
  to gold. Birds – they might even have been doves – swept
  through the air, quilting the silence.

  
  

  Then the bus pulled up and all hell broke
  loose as the doors opened students boiled out onto
  the sidewalk. The cause of the boil? As usual, Joey Wheeler and
  Tristan Taylor.

  
  

  As the blond raced off the bus and partway up
  the steps, Tristan’s voice bellowed from inside the bus,
  “Wheeler, I am so gonna pound your ass!”

  
  

  “Ha ha! Have to catch me first, loser!”
  jeered Joey, dropping his backpack. Since Tristan outweighed him by a
  good 10 pounds, he quickly rifled through his pack for anything that
  could give him an advantage.

  
  

  Tristan got off the bus and stood glaring at
  him as the bus pulled away.

  
  

  “Heh, is that all ya got? Dat ugly face
  don’t faze me!” Joey taunted, as his hands rummaged
  through his lunch bag. “Score!”
  he whispered as his hands closed around two rounded containers.

  
  

  Neither Joey, his hands still in the bag
  clutching his secret weapons, nor Tristan, walking slowly toward his
  prey, noticed the vehicle pulling up in the spot the bus had vacated.
  And they were so focused on their stare-down that neither paid
  attention to the uniformed figure who got out, walked around to the
  back, and opened the trunk…

  
  

  “Ark! You lose!” Joey yelled as
  he pulled out two pudding cups and pitched them rapid fire with all
  his might at Tristan.

  
  

  Well, he threw them at where Tristan had
  been.

  
  

  Unfortunately, since Tristan was very fast,
  the cups blazed past the missing Tristan and hit the rear panel of
  the vehicle. The one with the open trunk. The cups smashed on impact,
  spattering vanilla pudding across the side of the car, the inside of
  the trunk, and the hair of the school-uniformed teen who had been
  retrieving his chrome briefcase.

  
  

  The earth stood still for 15 seconds, all
  sound in front of the school ceased, then the trunk slammed down.

  
  

  Kaiba, his face stony with fury, walked
  toward the school entrance. Several blobs of semi-transparent
  fat-free vanilla pudding oozed slowly down his glossy brown hair.

  
  

  As he passed, Tristan said in a mock whisper,
  “Whoa, Kaiba, you might wanna go to the john and wash that
  stuff out of your hair. It looks like —.”

  
  

  Kaiba, his jaw set, continued walking, and as
  he passed Joey he spat, “I’ll expect you at 5 pm sharp to
  wash the car.” He began to climb the stairs stiffly.

  
  

  “Hey, you gonna send a limo for us?”
  Tristan yelled, and he and Joey exploded in snorts of laughter.

  
  

  Without breaking stride or turning around,
  Kaiba held a fist above his shoulder, a single finger raised.

  
  

  “Is that before or after we wash the
  car?” Tristan yelled, then collapsed against Joey, guffawing.

  
  

  “Think he was pissed?” Joey asked
  as Tristan helped him pile his stuff back into his pack.

  
  

  “Nah!” said Tristan, grinning, as
  he helped him up.

  
  

   

  
  

  
  
  
  

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