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Girls Can Fart Too	By : MasterofFiction Category: Yu-Gi-Oh > AU - Alternate Universe Views: 6257 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, whether it be DM, GX, 5D's, nor the characters from any of these. I do not make any moolah from the writing of this story.

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- 1-Girls Can Fart Too
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“Tea, this may be an odd question, but…” Yugi began.

“Go on, you can say it.”

“I um…want you to fart on me.”

“Fart on you? But girls don’t fart…”

“Sure they do. I’ve seen videos.”

“Videos can be fake,” said Tea. “They’re like Photoshop, only with moving pictures.”

“Still, I know you can fart. You’re a dancer; your butt gets plenty of exercise.”

“What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Nothing, I guess. I just want you to release a big on on me.”

“Fine. But I will have to eat a bean burrito first.”

They went to a restaurant and Tea ordered the burrito. When the waitress took their order, she noticed that Yugi only wanted water and wondered about it.

Half an hour later, the waitress set the burrito before Tea. Then she said, “Farting on your boyfriend? I can get you a milkshake that will make your fart come faster and smell worse once released. Would you like that?”

Tea was embarrassed that the waitress had figured out what they were there for, but she said that yes, she would like the beverage that was described.

She ate her burrito, and the waitress soon returned with the milkshake. Tea slurped it rapidly, then felt a tug inside her posterior. “Guess that’s one fast milkshake,” she said.

“You’re about to fart?” Yugi asked eagerly.

“Feels like it,” said Tea. She got off her chair and sat in Yugi’s lap. Then her butt released a huge ball of gas, which caused her to become anxious.

“Yugi? Are you all right?” she asked, turning her head.

“Oh yes, perfectly fine,” Yugi said. “I love it! Do it again!”

Tea did so. And then she released a third one, which caused a girl walking by their table to pass out.

“Hey, why don’t you fart on her face?” Yugi suggested. “It would be hot to watch.”

Tea did as Yugi wanted her to and sat on the girl’s face. She then released a fart that felt like an elephant was coming out of her butt. The girl was awakened by this and shrieked. Encouraged by Yugi, Tea continued to fart despite the girl’s protests.

The waitress came and asked Tea if she wanted another burrito and another milkshake to go with it. Yugi gestured a yes from behind the waitress, and Tea assented to this. The waitress brought the stuff and Tea consumed it. Shortly she had to release a huge fart, which seemed to encompass the girl under her entirely.

Nine years later, a girl named Alexis Rhoades was eating a taco in a café when a girl with pink hair came over to her. “I think you should eat a burrito too,” she said. She went to the counter to order it.

Alexis ran up to stand beside the girl. “What do you think you’re doing, buying me a burrito?”

“You need one. You’ll find out why soon enough.”

The girl bought the burrito. It had extra beans and huge eggs. Alexis feared eating it, until the pink-haired girl poured chocolate syrup over it.

“This is very good,” Alexis said, after a couple of bites. When she was done, the pink-haired girl clapped her hands. “Now, you need to go back in time.”

“Back in time? Are you kidding me?”

“No. You are going. You have no choice.” The girl took Alexis’ hand and placed a watch there. Then she squeezed Alexis’ hand very tightly.

A blur of images swept before Alexis’ eyes. Then she found herself in a restaurant from the 90’s. How bizarre.

“Come with me,” the pink-aired girl said, pulling Alexis along. “Ah, there!”

Alexis saw what the pink-haired girl meant by “there” immediately. A girl with short brown hair was sitting on the floor, and it looked like another girl was under that one.

“That’s disgusting!” Alexis exclaimed.

“Good, glad you think so,” said the pink-haired girl, grinning mischievously. “Because you’re going over there and you’re going to fart on that girl.”

“I’m going to WHAT?”

“You heard me. Oh wait, you need a milkshake. Waitress!” The waitress came over and went to get the milkshake.

“Come on, you’re crazy,” Alexis said. “I don’t even know your name. No way am I doing what you say.”

“No? I think you will. Ah, here’s your milkshake!” The pink-haired girl took the beverage from the waitress and forced the straw into Alexis’ mouth. Alexis tried to stop herself from drinking it, but to no avail.

Soon the milkshake was gone, and Alexis felt good…until her butt felt like it needed to release a Lambourghini. “What am I supposed to do? I feel like I need to fart, but girls don’t do such things.”

“Yes, they do. That girl over there is doing it. Speaking of which, you need to go do it on her.” The pink-haired girl dragged Alexis toward Tea.

When they were a couple of feet from Tea, Alexis’ butt felt insanely belligerent, so she did the only think she good think of and thrust her butt into Tea’s face and realized a gigantic, bubbly fart.

Tea screamed,, but Alexis couldn’t get off and apologize. At least not yet, while her butt still demanded to be allowed to release more. She farted again, and again, and again. A little boy with spiky hair which had yellow and red highlights was shouting at her, but she didn’t heed him since the pink-haired girl was holding him back and besides, Alexis’ butt had so much to release…

Then there came the fart that seemed like it would go on forever. Starting off as a tiny bubble, it grew in odor and sound, until everyone in the restaurant was wearing nose plugs and headphones.

When Alexis was sure she was done, she started to get up, but her posterior suddenly got filled again, and she had to sit back down and release more. Then the pink-haired girl had a blonde girl wearing a tutu sit on the screaming boy and went to the waitress, the latter of whom came back with a plate full of burritos and milkshakes.

“’Eat and drink, my queen,” the pink-haired girl said to Alexis. She wasn’t wearing a noseplug and seemed entirely unaffected by the smell.

Alexis started to say she wouldn’t, but her stomach suddenly felt empty, for that was what the milkshake did besides speeding digestion and extending the fart span of food. Alexis took a burrito and ate it, then another and washed them down with a milkshake. She then released a humungous fart that filled everyone in the restaurant’s lungs and caused almost everyone to gag, even the girl wearing a tutu who was farting on the formerly screaming boy who now couldn’t make any noises except gagging ones.

Then came a fart that filled Tea with a sense of being crushed between two boulders, followed by a fart which made it feel like tiny insects were running up and down her body. And Alexis kept getting hungrier and hungrier and needed more burritos…Tea couldn’t believe how much gas was wentering her body…surely she’d be sick?

But then came a fart that smelled, oddly, like roses. And Tea realized that she liked being where she was, having a cute girl fart on her and herself farting on another girl below. If only it could last forever…

But at last Alexis pulled herself up, with great effort, having released what would hopefully be the last fart.

“Good; it’s time to go,” the pink-girl said. She pressed the watch into Alexis’ hand, and away they went.

Tea was unhappy. Whoever the girl who had farted her was, she was gone…and Tea liked her. A lot. She could only hope that she would see the girl again.

Yugi tried to go to her, but the girl wearing a tutu wouldn’t get off him. She was having the time of her life farting on the King of Games. And she never eanted to stop.
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